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FixinShibe said:
I Just realized Next year Chris is gonna be 40 Years old,

seriously... 40.
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It's really mind boggling right. We're witnessing the collapse of a man's mind over time over a decade plus of attempted extensive trolling, extortion, enabling, and yet Chris is both too incapable and far too hallucinatory at this point to ever try and turn his life around in any meaningful way.

There is no road to recovery, in fact there isn't any road at all with Chris, he's already off the rails and considering he's talking about using a taser to further accelerate the process of the merge or whatever nonsensical garbage he sperges out on his twitter, his future is looking increasingly bleak, but hey more amusing for us right?
 
Flavius Anthemius said:
It's really mind boggling right. We're witnessing the collapse of a man's mind over time over a decade plus of attempted extensive trolling, extortion, enabling, and yet Chris is both too incapable and far too hallucinatory at this point to ever try and turn his life around in any meaningful way.

There is no road to recovery, in fact there isn't any road at all with Chris, he's already off the rails and considering he's talking about using a taser to further accelerate the process of the merge or whatever nonsensical garbage he sperges out on his twitter, his future is looking increasingly bleak, but hey more amusing for us right?
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I dunno, it became more sad than funny when Chris disconnected from reality going from wanting to win contests and get a girlfriend to wanting the autistic version of the rapture, it’s more like waiting for a slow but inevitable train wreck at this point.

Plus tweets suck compared to the video footage of old Chris content.
 
Flavius Anthemius said:
It's really mind boggling right. We're witnessing the collapse of a man's mind over time over a decade plus of attempted extensive trolling, extortion, enabling, and yet Chris is both too incapable and far too hallucinatory at this point to ever try and turn his life around in any meaningful way.

There is no road to recovery, in fact there isn't any road at all with Chris, he's already off the rails and considering he's talking about using a taser to further accelerate the process of the merge or whatever nonsensical garbage he sperges out on his twitter, his future is looking increasingly bleak, but hey more amusing for us right?
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And even if he actually decided to get his shit together, it's way too late. He's turning 40 next year and has almost zero experience in the workforce besides minimum wage shit. If an employer were to actually take him seriously then they'd back the fuck out the second they look him up. Considering his health, I highly doubt he'll make it past his mid 50s. All that's left to look forward to now is Barb's death.
 
Octane said:
And even if he actually decided to get his shit together, it's way too late. He's turning 40 next year and has almost zero experience in the workforce besides minimum wage shit. If an employer were to actually take him seriously then they'd back the fuck out the second they look him up. Considering his health, I highly doubt he'll make it past his mid 50s. All that's left to look forward to now is Barb's death.
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The best I think Chris could do at this point is efficiently monetize himself, but that would require Chris not to be lazy and work to a schedule so people donate to a Patron for comics (Comics which he actually delivers on), give superchats donations during regular livestreams, pay for cameo video requests which he delivers on in a timely manner and that kind of thing.

But Chris is extremly lazy and seems to just a want a passive income like his tugboat where he doesn't have to do any work whatsoever and just gets paid and then there's his insane beliefs which somehow managed to make him put even less effort into his life.
 
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Pickle Inspector said:
I dunno, it became more sad than funny when Chris disconnected from reality going from wanting to win contests and get a girlfriend to wanting the autistic version of the rapture, it’s more like waiting for a slow but inevitable train wreck at this point.

Plus tweets suck compared to the video footage of old Chris content.
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I miss when Chris's trolls were less retarded than Chris himself.
 
Why does Chris always capitalize Random Words In The Middle of his Sentences for No Reason?
 
Is Chris really, in the literal, scientific sense, "retarded", meaning he suffers from "intellectual disability"? I don't think so, I mean he is totally crazy and not the smartest one and has autism, but still, he's clearly not totally braindead. He has made it through high school, went to college, had a job, can drive a car, use a computer, open accounts at social media, visit a convention all alone (I mean who wants to hang out with him) etc.

I think people who are indeed literal speds and retards are just too dumb to even start a computer and click on the browser button.
 
Webby's Boyfriend said:
Is Chris really, in the literal, scientific sense, "retarded", meaning he suffers from "intellectual disability"? I don't think so, I mean he is totally crazy and not the smartest one and has autism, but still, he's clearly not totally braindead. He has made it through high school, went to college, had a job, can drive a car, use a computer, open accounts at social media, visit a convention all alone (I mean who wants to hang out with him) etc.

I think people who are indeed literal speds and retards are just too dumb to even start a computer and click on the browser button.
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I think it comes down to the whole spectrum thing, Chris clearly suffers with problems like lack of theory of mind and while he is smart enough to do something like pass a basic education course Chris is FAR worse at maintaining interpersonal relationships than the average sped.
 
Flavius Anthemius said:
his future is looking increasingly bleak, but hey more amusing for us right?
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For real. Even if he's not aware of it. He's a living warning about autism, and a source of (mild) entertainment for us. Nothing more, nothing less.

He will never be anything else. His life will never take another form. His purpose is to bring us distractions. That's all he has left.
 
Octane said:
Where does the name "Idea Guys" even come from?
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"Idea guy" is a derogatory term for someone (especially one in creative circles) who lacks the readiness, willingness, or ability to tangibly execute any of their ideas. They expect others to do the actual work while they sit back and take the credit for having the idea in the first place.

Apropos for those guys, who more or less dictated to Chris what edgelord humor they wanted him to inject into the Sonichu canon. No soap-opera contrivances or charming doppelgangers like trolls of yore; just dictation.
 
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I had a dream about Chris tonight where modern Chris was trying to prank me at a convenience store, but I kept outsmarting him. That's when I get a message to distract him so I tell Chris what an immature child he is while he is hiding in a box of cereal. As Chris is getting mad and breaking out, the other person rescues 4 females (3 children and 1 adult) from a room where Chris was keeping them. That's when the jerkcops come and arrest Chris for kidnapping and the dream ends.

Pretty weird, huh?
 
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