Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

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honestly i don't even think chris has ever played a zelda game. the only ones i can see really appealing to him are the wind waker style games.
 
Should we get a pool going on how long chris makes it through the Sonic movie before he gets thrown out? It's going to be a short amount of time before the 40 year old manchild who reeks starts ranting about something in the film that doesn't follow cannon or his idea of it. My money is on about 30 mins into the film a manajerk asks him to leave for talking/tweeting/scaring the children; shortly after that moment Chris's criminal reccord gets slightly longer.
 
Should we get a pool going on how long chris makes it through the Sonic movie before he gets thrown out? It's going to be a short amount of time before the 40 year old manchild who reeks starts ranting about something in the film that doesn't follow cannon or his idea of it. My money is on about 30 mins into the film a manajerk asks him to leave for talking/tweeting/scaring the children; shortly after that moment Chris's criminal reccord gets slightly longer.

Hmmm I'd say thats entirely possible.
 
He doesn't even know how the game works since at one point Darkbind says he was "levelling up with experience" even though no Zelda game operates on an RPG level system.
Zelda 2 has a level up system but i doubt chris has played it for more than 5 minutes
 
Why doesn't Chris just open his own game store.

He'd have a job he loves, he'd have all the merchandise he could ever want and he could never be banned. He could he even turn it into a combination Brothel and have his own boyfriend-free harem. The sky's the limit when you own a business location.
He has no desire to actually do any work. His dream for Sonichu Entertainment of America was to have people do all the work for him while he got all the credit and the sweet sweet p-word that comes with being a successful business executive.

He also lacks the capital and the credit to start a business. The worst part about the court case blowing all Bob's money that was actually "mortgaged the house money on two idiots who are both terrible with money" is that it prevented Chris from having one good opportunity to blow through tens of thousands of dollars at one time. Just imagine the fun he could have had burning through $100,000 in cash after Barb died.
 
I don't think Chris has ever formally given the answer to the questions: Why hasn't he been steadily working on the comic? Does he know how helpful that would be economically speaking to his life?

It's been said over and over just continuing the comic would help him so much but, does he really know?
 
I don't think Chris has ever formally given the answer to the questions: Why hasn't he been steadily working on the comic? Does he know how helpful that would be economically speaking to his life?

It's been said over and over just continuing the comic would help him so much but, does he really know?
He just gives some variation of I'm workin' on it.

"I will get to proper Book Chronicling of the past Plot Hole-Fillings and Present Day Events when I am able to."

He doesn't feel pressure to work on the comic for money considering idiots like Hirschberg just give it to him with no strings attached.
 
I don't think Chris has ever formally given the answer to the questions: Why hasn't he been steadily working on the comic? Does he know how helpful that would be economically speaking to his life?

It's been said over and over just continuing the comic would help him so much but, does he really know?
While he was working on those card decks recently, he told several people that the cards counted as continuations of the comic. So he was basically trying to shirk his responsibility to his Patreon donors by telling them that the cards were the comics that they were owed.
 
While he was working on those card decks recently, he told several people that the cards counted as continuations of the comic. So he was basically trying to shirk his responsibility to his Patreon donors by telling them that the cards were the comics that they were owed.
And now that he’s discovered D&D the cards aren’t coming out at all.
 
Now a Sonichu D&D players handbook/monster manual. Hmm, I mean it'd be no issue of Sonichu bbbbuuuuuttttt it could be an interesting read and provide some actual key lore providing Chris actually put some work into it.
Personally, I think FATAL would be a better system for Sonichu.
 
Did Chris tell Cole Smithey when the Lumberjack died like he asked? And if so, what was his reaction?

Well, Chris did make that video telling Cole to come to Ruckersville to take care of Barb so that Chris can be free to attend conventions.

Other than that, I don't think Chris has Cole's contact info.
 
Chris not tweeting about the Wuhan virus and its correlation to the merge means he knows that he'll get backlashes if he does it
Or he just doesn't care/know about it. Remember this is someone who has had issues grasping the world outside the state of Virginia.
 
What if Chris can actually pump out like 2 to 4 pages a day for Sonichu and pumps out multiple Sonichu Issues a month?
 
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