“Xander, I didn’t dox him. That’s not true. That’s not true and a matter of fact, no it’s not true, no it’s not true, FUCK YOURSELF YOU PIECE OF SHIT FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER, NO IT’S NOT TRUE! PIECE OF SHIT, AND IF I HAD TO GUESS IT WAS PROBABLY YOU THAT FUCKING DOXXED HIM, MOTHERFUCKING LYING COCKSUCKING FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER!”
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Be civil. Don't get angry over Chris. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.
Limit discussion of body parts and functions. Chris is gross. Discussing his incontinence in detail is unnecessary and disturbing.
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Corrupted Citizen of the Private Villa
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It would be SA-lite and have a thread in community watch then. And they'd also try to migrate here and maybe shit up this subforum
What kind of book?
A biography. But not now. In like 10 years.
do you guys think Chris will actually start streaming regularly on Twitch? He'd be dumb as hell not to cash in on it.
Potato Chips
True & Honest Fan
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Would you read a book about Chris?
I already did, it's called "Sonichu".
Viva la constipacion!
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I cyberbully MAGAloid incels
True & Honest Fan
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Would you read a book about Chris?
No. Don't give the autistic weens that are making documentaries any ideas.
Viva la constipacion!
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No. Don't give the autistic weens that are making documentaries any ideas.
I'd rather a book than a documentary because at least I can read a book in my mind's voice, and not the weirdly-paced nasal monotone you get from amateur documentary makers making a passion piece about dumb shit.
That said, I wouldn't read a book on Chris for the same reason I don't keep a set of print encyclopedias around. There's already a website that covers Chris in more detail than anyone could ever want.
Meat Kaiju Rampage
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Besides Barb's death, what do you all think the next Chris saga be about?
I am the King of Wishful Thinking!!
True & Honest Fan
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Besides Barb's death, what do you all think the next Chris saga be about?
Him trying to find love on Tinder but hilarity ensues.
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True & Honest Fan
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Besides Barb's death, what do you all think the next Chris saga be about?
It'd be interesting to see a Job saga, though it won't happen while his fans keep throwing money at him.
Done by a thug.
True & Honest Fan
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It'd be interesting to see a Job saga, though it won't happen while his fans keep throwing money at him.
Plus, there's his resume which has gems like "elbow-greased strength".
The Silvally Guardian
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It'd be interesting to see a Job saga, though it won't happen while his fans keep throwing money at him.
lets be honest even if people didn't throw money at him the chances of him getting a job would still be pretty low
Besides Barb's death, what do you all think the next Chris saga be about?
nah
Sorry, but not sorry!
True & Honest Fan
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It'd be interesting to see a Job saga, though it won't happen while his fans keep throwing money at him.
I wish they stop.
Should I do my Psych 101 project on Chris Chan? Only problem would be finding unbiased and reasonable sources.
muy contento
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Should I do my Psych 101 project on Chris Chan? Only problem would be finding unbiased and reasonable sources.
enjoy a trip to the dean's office when you're subsequently accused of being a transphobic Nazi cyberbully
record audio tho and try and become YouTube famous
I cyberbully MAGAloid incels
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Should I do my Psych 101 project on Chris Chan? Only problem would be finding unbiased and reasonable sources.
For the love of christ, don't do that shit. In fact, you should feel ashamed for even thinking of doing that
Should I do my Psych 101 project on Chris Chan? Only problem would be finding unbiased and reasonable sources.
You're forgetting the problem of admitting that you've invested loads of time into an autistic man child.
Either you whitewash it and seem like you're picking on someone with a disability, or you give them all the details and wonder why people think you're such a weirdo for doing a report on Chris.
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Should I do my Psych 101 project on Chris Chan? Only problem would be finding unbiased and reasonable sources.
If you want to admit in an academic context that you're a passive observer of some kind of decade-long worldwide gangstalking conspiracy then yes, absolutely go for it. I think it would be more interesting if you did your project on the people who observe Chris. Why people find him so interesting, their motives for memorising so much trivial Chris stuff, and so on. Comes across less like bullying and it hasn't already been analysed a million times over.
Besides Barb's death, what do you all think the next Chris saga be about?
Unclit 3.0
Besides Barb's death, what do you all think the next Chris saga be about?
It all depends on what troll, if any, next gets his claws into Chris. Chris is currently rather happy and stable. He gets out on a regular basis, he's not inordinately stressed financially, his sense of self-worth is high, he's not foaming at the mouth about deans or blue arms, he's not depressed, and he's not complaining a lot about Barb. All this makes for a dull Chris. So a saga would depend on the desires of the latest troll(s).
The Whitest Knight You Know
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Would you read a book about Chris?
Definetely.