In the video where Chris is making sweet love to his PS-triple trying to earn his accounts back from Jack Thaddeus, Chris claims that he as a 6-inch duck and 4-inch diameter balls.
FOUR inches in diameter.
What a bizarre lie! A regulation softball is 3.82" in diameter. Does he believe that women find enormous swollen balls to be sexy? Why would he say that???
It's rhetorical, of course. Chris' brain is broken, and looking for logic in his words and actions is a fool's errand.
Holy fuck, that's a lot and he sells those slots at 30$ each... I'm not going to write down how much he made because that's a disgusting amount of money. (assuming that 663 is the real number of commissions actually paid off and that it doesn't include cancellations).
I tried to google how much is the Cameo cut, it seems to be 30% of all sales but I don't know if that's for everyone or just for the actual celebitries (aka "talent")
