What is it with mentally ill freaks -- such as "Chris Chan" or Hazelschizo -- believing that "cartoons are real in another dimension"?
I'm guessing it is a combination of mental illness, wishful thinking, ignorance of science, and not really thinking of the issues that would come up with fiction going real.
I wonder what-if along with Theosophy, Christianity, New Age Shops, and Hyperdimension Neptunia, what-if Chris added elements of Scientology into his fictional cosmology?
I imagine it would mostly be the same (People losing their magic during this universe's beginning/split, an evil emperor/sorcerer interfering in the cycle of life and death, divine knowledge only gained through donations) but in Sonichu 13, Akan would be replaced by John Travolta wearing stilts.
I still strongly believe that one day, out of the blue, without any drama, saga development,0 CWC will turn into Classic Chris-chan again and this will give us some really, but really long, interesting comics, drawings and story about how CWC became Classic Chris again, this mighty give us new insights into his mind, previously undiscovered trolls and brand new sagas of Chris-Chan having to face becoming classic CWC again.
Can you imagine if "Honor Roll" joined the LDS church (AKA Mormonism)? The LDS church teaches that a man can become a god -- maybe with multiple wives. Yet, there are issues that Christopher would really dislike: someone who is male is believed to be a male forever, LGBTQETC++ is considered sinful, and merely fapping is considered a serious sin.
My field agent for Weeb Wars contacted Otaku King about the woman that Chris is with and OtakuKing gave her some interesting information. View attachment 5358239
Food Lion Lady isn't Chris's girlfriend but just a friend. we have a Megan situation lads.
How much of the MHS Class of 2000 bought a class ring besides Chris? Jostens usually pitched those to HS Juniors when Chris was in HS and now they pitch them to HS Sophomores, they might have been big in Borb's day but fewer HS students buy them now, probably realize few besides Chris have worn them after they graduated HS but the Jostens middle aged reps never mention that during the sales pitches during taxpayer time at school
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I know many think of Chris chan when they that see dark blue and red stripe rugby shirt, but why is his most iconic shirt? he didnt use the shirt a lot of times, in fact im watching the Chris chan a comprehensive history doc and i'm now realizing he didnt use that shirt that many times for being his default look, Even the first 4chan thread he was wearing a cream lemon green shirt in the thread picture that was took of him in the Game palace. I mean it's a Nice design, but you know.
It's the shirt his character wore in Sonichu up until he trooned out, along with wearing it in his 25th birthday message which was the first video of Chris ever found by the internet (outside of a few people on the Sony and Adult Swim message boards). From that point on it just stuck around as tradition, and Chris himself played into it which made sure it stuck.
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Wow that looks like it has the denim collar, but lacks the crest on the chest like Chris's. Why is it so difficult to find the exact one Chris had? Light denim collar, crest, it seems like all the other ones out there lack one or the other, or both. I don't think I've seen the exact one Chris wore for sale anywhere.
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I've seen random people walking around irl in the classic, denim collar and all, and said, "Hey, that's the Chris Chan shirt."
"I know!"
"Do you know wh that is?"
"NO!"
