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cahoots said:
I highly doubt he even lasted 5 minutes. This is a guy who's never kissed a girl, let alone ever had one touch his duck. The only other person to touch his duck other than himself would have been a doctor years ago. I'd bet that he blew his load within 30 seconds. Hookers also usually bolt right after, regardless of how much time is left.
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I wouldn't assume she left before the time was up.
 
Horde Prime said:
First I've ever heard of this POV.
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My first time could be characterized as "30 Seconds of Elbowy Pleasure" and then I emerged covered in blood. I wondered what the fuck was wrong with society for claiming this was meaningful. I can't think of any other "pleasurable" experience which ends with "and then we washed off ALL THE BLOOD."

Then I spent the next 45 days dreading the phone call in which she'd tell me she was pregnant, because Catholic education.
 
Artard said:
My first time could be characterized as "30 Seconds of Elbowy Pleasure" and then I emerged covered in blood. I wondered what the fuck was wrong with society for claiming this was meaningful. I can't think of any other "pleasurable" experience which ends with "and then we washed off ALL THE BLOOD."

Then I spent the next 45 days dreading the phone call in which she'd tell me she was pregnant, because Catholic education.
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Oh no! I'm so sorry, but I can't stop laughing ("and then we washed off ALL THE BLOOD" omg omg omg). I will say that not all girls bleed the first time. But I'm so sorry, omg, I'm dying.
 
4Macie said:
Oh no! I'm so sorry, but I can't stop laughing ("and then we washed off ALL THE BLOOD" omg omg omg). I will say that not all girls bleed the first time. But I'm so sorry, omg, I'm dying.
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I knew there'd be some blood from watching a lot of "coming of age" '80s movies but it was like the fucking set of Die Hard in there, blood and gore and people crying.
 
DrChristianTroy said:
But I think we can all agree he's a cultural virgin and that's more than enough.

Fuck was the the term people threw around? Cultural virgin? Social virgin? Some silly shit like that.
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Cultural virgin. The term's a big joke between Alec and I, because of all the weens freaking out that Chris might've lost his virginity.
 
Holdek said:
Especially when you shoot them IN THE FUCKING FACE
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I finished one off with a knife once because I pump up air rifle and wanted to mercy kill it fast, they have like a quart of blood in them somehow.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
If he lost that much weight that quickly, maybe Chris himself caught the colitis.
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Or cancer. Rapid weight loss is no laughing matter!


4Macie said:
Chris has always liked his clothes smaller than he needs them. 16 men's and 16 women's are EXTREMELY different. Men's pants in general are different than women's, especially in the waist, hips, butt, and thighs. There's really no way he wouldn't notice to some degree... at least he'd realize that there's one type that fits better (not sure which one that is though...)
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In the US, there is no such thing as a "Men's size 16". Pant sizes are based around waist and inseam. So someone with a 36 by 32 pant size would have a waist of 36 inches measured by circumference, then by length of the leg.
 
I still can't buy the fact that Chris had proper sex. In-and-out, maybe. But I can't see him going all the way to the finish line without passing out and pretending all of a sudden that he is Sonichu.
 
TrippinKahlua said:
I still can't buy the fact that Chris had proper sex. In-and-out, maybe. But I can't see him going all the way to the finish line without passing out and pretending all of a sudden that he is Sonichu.
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C'mon, are you that retarded?
 
BALLZ-BROKEN said:
Or cancer. Rapid weight loss is no laughing matter!
In the US, there is no such thing as a "Men's size 16". Pant sizes are based around waist and inseam. So someone with a 36 by 32 pant size would have a waist of 36 inches measured by circumference, then by length of the leg.
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When I go buy pants... all the size says is 8. Sometimes there's a P or L or whatever for petite or long... but there has NEVER been a waist, inseam, and then length of leg measurement. Never. Yes, I am a US citizen. I have bought men's pants that just say 12 on them. Don't tell me they don't exist. Either way, you can take a woman and man with the same waist and leg length and the pants will still be different. The butt for one, is completely different. The area for the 'junk' if you will, is completely different. So I stand by my statement, if Chris even accidentally bought women's pants thinking they were men's, they would definitely fit differently. Cuz... you know, women hips and men hips are different, our butts are different, even our thighs are different.
 
Unbovvered said:
Chris has definitely changed. He's still :stupid:, no doubt about it, but I don't think I'd be able to make him shove his medallion up his ass a second time.
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NO TROLLING PLANS

silentprincess said:
I think you're right, it's just this forum is so addictive, and I wonder sometimes if I could change Chris, but that will never happen.
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This forum really is, though. Chris is my drug. yawn

& I think we've all had that fantasy---it's like the anti-ween dream---that "maybe, I could be the one to get through to Chris! Maybe he'll listen to me!"
Before I even joined the forum, I tried to contact him via Facebook (back in 2011, after the Snyder incident, & even in 2012, after the trial) & send him messages on how he could improve his life. I knew in my heart of hearts that it was for naught, but it did make me feel a little better.

4Macie said:
Why should he pay attention to which gender the clothes are aimed at?? He's a tom girl, and just as tomboys can wear dresses and skirts and jeans and boy clothes, tom girls can wear boy clothes and dresses and skirts!!! (But seriously... wtf. Chris in skinny jeans?!?! ew)
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4Macie said:
Yeah... I always wondered how awkward Chris's first time with the hoooker was. My first time was with someone I absolutely loved and it was awkward as hell... I cried after :O We all know it was probably either just another night or it was traumatizing as hell for the hooker... but seriously, Chris seemed impressed with himself; so I'm kinda thinking the hooker just did all the work, and of course, with a hooker you don't need to "prepare" her. Is it sad that I'm still hoping it was awkward as hell?

I also find it funny that Chris said he doesn't "kiss and tell" and that if anyone wants to know how it happened "they have to stay around a long while". And then he said on Facebook that he'd "only tell his future wife". Really? would a wife want to know this? I'm thinking that if my future husband said "my first time was with a hooker", I'd laugh and then leave him forever.
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She was a prostitute. People go to prostitutes because they can't get sex on their own or because they want some sort of weird sex they can't get. I am guessing Chris wasn't all that remarkable for her.

Unless she did it in 14 BLC, because that place was weird.
 
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