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What the fuck is he even on about?
 

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buffaloWildWings said:
How come he is still alive?
Is he protected by his stench?
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I've noticed with some cows (Chris also springs to mind here) that while they've fucked their lives up, somehow they manage to avoid getting into any really serious trouble, e.g. going to prison, getting severely beaten up etc. I think it's a combination of luck, a cowardice-based survival instinct, and the fact that no one wants to be seen assaulting a sped.

Ravenor said:
What the fuck is he even on about?
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I've noticed a few people posting these statuses on Facebook with regard to the new Halloween emoticons. I'm guessing Phil wants the witch because he's a badass warfemme. Appropriately, the witch emoticon represents the "laughing" reaction.
 
Do you suppose Phil got those cups and dishes he kept e-begging about?

Then again, pizza doesn't need dishes.
 
Was just reading the lolcow wiki article on Philthy and learned he didn't master the use of the toilet until 1989.

Phil was born in the beginning of 1985, you do the math.

But he's a total shit bad ass
 
Not making fun of him I really don't think he leaves the apartment. He could apply for 'honored citizen' free bus pass (their version of exceptional individual) which would probably be the only way he would take any public transport. But his house mate also has a car. All signs point to never.
 
AnOminous said:
He mumbled something unintelligible about moving it up to Oregon a month or so back.
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Yeah I could be wrong but I seem to remember that too, along with him saying it'd probably be a couple hundred bucks less per month in Oregon (though I may be mixing stories here).
 
ToroidalBoat said:
So is that how Phil used to live when he lived with his mom? What about going to the library?
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Prity much, he did leave the place slightly more often then the big lure's back then where a chance to cosplay in public or to shop for cosplay supplies. If anything being homeless made him even more sedentary than he normally is by lack of intelligence and habit.

That's one of the intesting things about how Phil's developed over the year's he's always chose the hard road, he's always zigged when he should have zagged, stayed still when he should have run, with a almost preternatural ability to chose the wrong thing to do that's made his life miserable for a very long time and will continue to do so till the day he dies.
 
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