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Obviously an irresponsibly sized dildo that has just been removed from someone's anus after hours of surgery.
The size of that beast! How could someone even have bowel function after using that?!
 
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The size of that beast! How could someone even have bowel function after using that?!
I love the half a dozen other surgeons taking pictures with their phones. Like, that just cracks me up. You’re fucking cutting someone open and your co workers are just snapping pictures because you’re extracting a dildo from someone’s anal cavity.
 
That man’s farts will be dead silent for the rest of his life. A small price to pay for a life devoid of public embarrassment.

Doubtful they'll be totally silent.

Ever hear a fart empty into a colostomy bag? It sounds sorta like a chunky reverse bong rip.
 
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The size of that beast! How could someone even have bowel function after using that?!
Boy they never teach the dangers of anal sex in sex ed.

You become incontinent which means shit comes out of your anus uncontrollably since you've stretched the tissue out from beyond their normal range. You have to wear diapers for the rest of your life. It doesn't take a monster sized dildo to do it either and there's no real corrective surgery.
 
Boy they never teach the dangers of anal sex in sex ed.

You become incontinent which means shit comes out of your anus uncontrollably since you've stretched the tissue out from beyond their normal range. You have to wear diapers for the rest of your life. It doesn't take a monster sized dildo to do it either and there's no real corrective surgery.
I wonder if that's why so many furries smell terrible.
 
Boy they never teach the dangers of anal sex in sex ed.

You become incontinent which means shit comes out of your anus uncontrollably since you've stretched the tissue out from beyond their normal range. You have to wear diapers for the rest of your life. It doesn't take a monster sized dildo to do it either and there's no real corrective surgery.
Why did you quote me? Also citation needed.
 
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