Containment Random Chris Updates

[naught]

(https://archive.ph/Bjd4i

 

[Hogar Grupal]

He's happy for being in famous birthdays. Probably googling himself when he found it.
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As usual, the SOB is unaware with the "Associated With" section.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

As usual, the SOB is unaware with the "Associated With" section.

They should have just have mentioned him as the drag queen responsible for Cake Farts and toupees.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

oh fuck, Jacob Sockness. The man that calls himself a god and sniffs Chris chans shoes all day

They are truly deserving of each other.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

They are truly deserving of each other.

I ship them

 

[Tikbalang]

I don't know why Buffalo Bill came in my head after reading his post.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

So Chris spent $165. (It’s $50 only if you subscribe for 6 months)

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Could have gone on bills. Could have gone on debts. Could have gone on nutritious nanners for Barb.

Went on some crappy little crystal animals that make Wade's Whimsies look like Michaelangelo's David.

Never change, Chris. Oh. You haven't.

 

[Tikbalang]

So Chris spent $165. (It’s $50 only if you subscribe for 6 months)

Maybe he wants three sets of those things he ordered. For being a powerfu god, why does he need trinkets made in sweatshops?

 

[A Grey Cat]

Could have gone on bills. Could have gone on debts. Could have gone on nutritious nanners for Barb.

Went on some crappy little crystal animals that make Wade's Whimsies look like Michaelangelo's David.

Never change, Chris. Oh. You haven't.

The irony is that if this stimulus keeps up and old Joe keeps giving out more "free" money eventually the hyper inflation will affect the real estate and housing market and Chris's mortgage will balloon out of control until the bank finally says enough and forecloses on his sorry ass.

But of course that won't mean Jack all to Chris. He'll just bury his head in the sand and ignore it believing the merge will turn the gravel in his driveway into cwcquarters

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Maybe he wants three sets of those things he ordered. For being a powerfu god, why does he need trinkets made in sweatshops?

I know right, he’s got a whole yard of magical rocks right outside of his temple which he as a goddess personally blessed!

 

[Orange Party Dot]

I know right, he’s got a whole yard of magical rocks right outside of his temple which he as a goddess personally blessed!

Soon he will be surrounded by rocks and spiritual bullshit instead of toys.

 

[Rupin]

Soon he will be surrounded by rocks and spiritual bullshit instead of toys.

that would actually be an upgrade for for him.

 

[thismanlies]

that would actually be an upgrade for for him.

He'd be like Tommy Tooter but with less dog fucking.

 

[fenny]

A fool and his stimmy.

 

[Glowie]

Anything can have that same effect on Chris. He needs to be in a padded cell devoid of any stimulation or kept as a servant on an Amish farm.

Nothing short of medically induced comatose state would stop Chris, his delusions and hallucinations.

Much like severe epilepsy, extensive brain damage and unexplained seizures.

I'm going out on a limb that regimen of anti convulsants would stop Chris' psychic visions, due to the fact multiple epileptic have religious experiences and believe to have psychic skills.

 

[maguyver16]

Soon he will be surrounded by rocks and spiritual bullshit instead of toys.

Those are essentially toys for stunted womenchildren

 

[Sir Joahim Browinson III]

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So Chris spent $165. (It’s $50 only if you subscribe for 6 months)

I wish I could earn shit tons of cash selling fucking rocks.
At least I am wise enough to not buy them.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Selling rocks to morons so he can afford to buy rocks from morons. Chris is like a kamikaze scam artist.

 

[Tikbalang]

Selling rocks to morons so he can afford to buy rocks from morons. Chris is like a kamikaze scam artist.

It's like selling chinese knockoff of transformers and then using that money to buy transformers not knowing it's also a knockoff. Whoever sells the most is the true grifter.