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Real G said:
Wait wait wait.... So is chris eating apples so that he can jerk off for 15 mins? Wtf is this dude talking about. Someone please explain.
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Chris seem vaguely cognizant that he is unhealthy. Probably not aware enough to realize the extent of his horrifying condition, but he does seem to notice it. Either by himself or through reading something online, he probably found a connection between health and libido and realized he has no libido, and made a connection with his obviously ailing condition.
Then, of course, being the utter dipshit he is, took the idiom "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" as literally as possible and genuinely thinks eating exactly one (1) apple daily will restore your health and vigor. This ties in with his previous beliefs that if you eat grilled chicken then you'll be super healthy, because he doesn't understand a healthy diet is only one aspect to a healthy lifestyle and not the entire lifestyle.
 
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Chris is completely blind to irony.
 
Chrus Chundlur said:
Oh, so all the joking about Chris recent babbling about "self-love" being actually mass-debating... was actually right?
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After googling "root chakra", realizing he's not comfortable saying penis, his own to be specific.
Not even himself can satisfy himself, thus no erection.
Chrus Chundlur said:
"6-2-1 rule, we have that down"

Yeah, when bronies invented showering, just some years ago, right?
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If only the 6-2-1 rule is different:
  • 6 hours of productive time
  • 2 hours of exercise
  • 1 hour of shower
Edit: more self love tweet.
...and me doing better at self-love with my body, our bond has grown stronger.
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I hope that quote is on the cwcki main page
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Tikbalang said:
After googling "root chakra", realizing he's not comfortable saying penis, his own to be specific.
Not even himself can satisfy himself, thus no erection.
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I didn't even pick up on that.

His self-hatred and hated of men is really rooted deep, huh? His libido is so decayed he doesn't even care about sex anymore, so now he's genuinely just uncomfortable with the idea of having a dick. Plus I don't think the self-inflicted disassociation from constantly daydreaming as being a woman helps him any.
 
Pickle Inspector said:
Are we seriously at the point Chris is so lazy and entitled he wants to be congratulated for doing the hard work of jerking himself off?
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Chris's duck is dead so it probably actually is hard work, and that shit is anathema to him
 
The Fool said:
This ties in with his previous beliefs that if you eat grilled chicken then you'll be super healthy, because he doesn't understand a healthy diet is only one aspect to a healthy lifestyle
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It really doesn't work if you then scarf down three orders of fries, a salad drenched in cheese, bacon bits and high-calorie dressing, and then wash it all down with a super-sized Coke. But hey, he presumably just sees that as 'energy'. Remember his 'healthy' salad at Country Cookin'? Bacon, croutons, hard-boiled eggs and a token lettuce leaf or two.
 
BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
It really doesn't work if you then scarf down three orders of fries, a salad drenched in cheese, bacon bits and high-calorie dressing, and then wash it all down with a super-sized Coke. But hey, he presumably just sees that as 'energy'. Remember his 'healthy' salad at Country Cookin'? Bacon, croutons, hard-boiled eggs and a token lettuce leaf or two.
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A diet super sized Coke no doubt.
 
BigTubboWithLittleChina said:
It really doesn't work if you then scarf down three orders of fries, a salad drenched in cheese, bacon bits and high-calorie dressing, and then wash it all down with a super-sized Coke. But hey, he presumably just sees that as 'energy'. Remember his 'healthy' salad at Country Cookin'? Bacon, croutons, hard-boiled eggs and a token lettuce leaf or two.
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Chilli Dogs!
 
The Fool said:
Chris seem vaguely cognizant that he is unhealthy. Probably not aware enough to realize the extent of his horrifying condition, but he does seem to notice it. Either by himself or through reading something online, he probably found a connection between health and libido and realized he has no libido, and made a connection with his obviously ailing condition.
Then, of course, being the utter dipshit he is, took the idiom "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" as literally as possible and genuinely thinks eating exactly one (1) apple daily will restore your health and vigor. This ties in with his previous beliefs that if you eat grilled chicken then you'll be super healthy, because he doesn't understand a healthy diet is only one aspect to a healthy lifestyle and not the entire lifestyle.
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After 10 plus years of exceptional autism, we shouldn't be surprised by Chris' thinking process (we are surprised in the way he puts them in word form). If he continues to think this way, and he will, it will be interesting watching Chris when he has no home with strong Wi-Fi and how he will continue to write stuff like this.
 
"HI, I'm Chris Chan and I'm a workaholic."
Hogar Grupal said:
After 10 plus years of exceptional autism, we shouldn't be surprised by Chris' thinking process (we are surprised in the way he puts them in word form). If he continues to think this way, and he will, it will be interesting watching Chris when he has no home with strong Wi-Fi and how he will continue to write stuff like this.
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"I'm a goddess! Without me you all would be long gone so show me some respect! I'm more capable that any of you and have achieved more in a single year than most of you will achieve in a life time! With that said, I got annuther late fee notice..."
 
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