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Gensou Hadou said:
Is Chris Chan gonna pick up Neptunia Virtual Stars? Or have the Idea Guys' influence waned on him enough that all that remains of his/their former Neptunia obsession is CPU Blue Heart?

Come to think of it, Chris hasn't actually played any of the Neptunia games, has he? Why is that? You think he would do it if he could make CPU Blue Heart a la Sonic Forces?

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Chris was only interested in Neptunia from the anime. He never showed any interest towards the game itself. Outside of Pokémon, Chris doesn't really care about RPGs (but still buys them with his tugboat money).
 
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When Chris posts pics of lightning strikes or autistically blurts out "Kra-Kow", he must be feeling especially powerless.

It's the new "stress sigh".
 
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MisterSuperstar said:
It saves his precious LARPing time instead of actually drawing, Chris only drew the comics to fulfill his ego, so getting fan art gives him the same satisfaction withouth any work
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He hasn't make Sonichu comics for a year but he made one because he doesn't like the parts in the SNT fanfic.
 
Ted_Breakfast said:
It's been a while since Chris disgorged such a dense and meaty word loaf. Drawing attention to Chris's ego must have struck one of his few functioning nerves.
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Like WTF was half of that shit about "finding himself" and the love quest was doomed to failure? Didn't he just blame trolls for making it impossible for him to find a girlfriend a month ago? Lastly of course it has to end with him affirming us (and himself) that "psychic powers and the merge is real and it's so totally happening, so all you bullies better stop being mean to me soon or I'll fry you with electricity once I'm at my full power. "
 
All this ego build up and Chris being too comfortable with status quo is making the upcoming homeless saga more and more anticipated.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
If CWC does go homeless, will he babble about "da merge" or yell "Kra-Kow!" at passerby who don't give him spare change?
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I suspect chris, in the early days of the homeless saga at least, will go catatonic crash into slumber under an overpass or loiter in a library.
I can see him begging doing his 'sermons' to anyone he thinks will listen.

Allow me to paint a picture: Imagine what you think is a fat, homeless woman in a food stained skirt and a soiled shirt clearly meant for children. She is standing atop an overturned grocery store cart babbling about My Little Pony and Sonic the hedgehog in the far corner a walmart parking lot. This individual is screeching nonsense to an assortment of cans and rotting stuffed animals pulled from the dumpster. Every minute or so she screeches to he heavens like she's trying to get God's attention, then sighs loudly before going back to sermonizing the garbage. A few employees are watching this from the doors, and they're wondering if they should call the police.
 
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TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
I suspect chris, in the early days of the homeless saga at least, will go catatonic crash into slumber under an overpass or loiter in a library.
I can see him begging doing his 'sermons' to anyone he thinks will listen.

Allow me to paint a picture: Imagine what you think is a fat, homeless woman in a stained skirt and a soiled shirt clearly meant for children. She is standing atop an overturned grocery store cart babbling about My Little Pony and Sonic the hedgehog in the far corner a walmart parking lot. This individual is screeching nonsense to an assortment of cans and rotting stuffed animals pulled from the dumpster. Every minute or she screeches to he heavens like she's trying to get God's attention, then sighs loudly before going back to sermonizing the garbage. A few employees are watching this from the doors, and they're wondering if they should call the police.
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Except they immediately realize that woman is a fat drag queen who should be ostracized.
 
TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
I suspect chris, in the early days of the homeless saga at least, will go catatonic crash into slumber under an overpass or loiter in a library.
I can see him begging doing his 'sermons' to anyone he thinks will listen.

Allow me to paint a picture: Imagine what you think is a fat, homeless woman in a stained skirt and a soiled shirt clearly meant for children. She is standing atop an overturned grocery store cart babbling about My Little Pony and Sonic the hedgehog in the far corner a walmart parking lot. This individual is screeching nonsense to an assortment of cans and rotting stuffed animals pulled from the dumpster. Every minute or she screeches to he heavens like she's trying to get God's attention, then sighs loudly before going back to sermonizing the garbage. A few employees are watching this from the doors, and they're wondering if they should call the police.
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He’d probably try to squat somewhere.
 
Hymlenis572 said:
He’d probably try to squat somewhere.
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The nice homeless guy I know around here pretty much camps out in McDonald's all day. The staff let him stay there and sometimes even give him food.
Chris is going to have an insanely difficult life being homeless because he's going to get himself banned from every store and public property in the tristate area. He's not going to make a single friend, although I'm sure he's going to think he has some when people start using him or generally just poking fun at him while he's oblivious to it, kind of like how he was bullied back in highschool. I can see him being the crazy homeless guy that teenagers throw cans at.
Is it weird I get some sense of schadenfreude knowing how Chris is going to severely fuck himself over because he never bothered to learn not to have tantrums or generally just not being a nuisance? I'm pretty sure he's past the point of any form of humbling experience actually giving him some self-awareness.
 
The Fool said:
The nice homeless guy I know around here pretty much camps out in McDonald's all day. The staff let him stay there and sometimes even give him food.
Chris is going to have an insanely difficult life being homeless because he's going to get himself banned from every store and public property in the tristate area. He's not going to make a single friend, although I'm sure he's going to think he has some when people start using him or generally just poking fun at him while he's oblivious to it, kind of like how he was bullied back in highschool. I can see him being the crazy homeless guy that teenagers throw cans at.
Is it weird I get some sense of schadenfreude knowing how Chris is going to severely fuck himself over because he never bothered to learn not to have tantrums or generally just not being a nuisance? I'm pretty sure he's past the point of any form of humbling experience actually giving him some self-awareness.
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Our local homeless guy actually works as a janitor at a 24 hour gas station and the manager let's him sleep in the stockroom. He's about the same age as Chris and he's a disabled Navy Vet with an Other than Honorable Discharge. I give him cigs here and there because he's a nice guy. His game plan is to work there for a good 2 years and save up some cash and eventually start driving a tow truck. It's honestly not an ideal situation but at least he has a game plan.

Chris? Nah he couldn't be fucked to humble himself to mop and sweep and clean toilets and his interactions would keep anyone from sparing a buck or a smoke or two. If you asked him what his plans were he'd either have no answer at the time or it would be more pretend bullshit. He has no background that anyone thinks of as worthwhile, his disability doesn't endear him to anyone, and he looks homeless before he even is. Besides the long beard and torn up baseball cap, Navy Homeless Janitor at least looks like he tries to be hygienic on some level.
 
The Fool said:
The nice homeless guy I know around here pretty much camps out in McDonald's all day. The staff let him stay there and sometimes even give him food.
Chris is going to have an insanely difficult life being homeless because he's going to get himself banned from every store and public property in the tristate area. He's not going to make a single friend, although I'm sure he's going to think he has some when people start using him or generally just poking fun at him while he's oblivious to it, kind of like how he was bullied back in highschool. I can see him being the crazy homeless guy that teenagers throw cans at.
Is it weird I get some sense of schadenfreude knowing how Chris is going to severely fuck himself over because he never bothered to learn not to have tantrums or generally just not being a nuisance? I'm pretty sure he's past the point of any form of humbling experience actually giving him some self-awareness.
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I cant help but hope weens dont find him if he goes homeless (:_(
 
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