Containment Random Chris Updates

[Pickle Inspector]

Chris must have some of the most convoluted superpowers ever, he can read the thoughts of characters from both different dimensions and different timelines AND knows the future from all of those places and can also make it rain there too for some reason.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I thought Boring Ben fucked off.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

This "Hangin' with Magi-Chan" deck has a really priceless cover
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Just what is that expression? What are his hands doing behind that heart. Seriously he looks like he's just been caught furiously masturbating, but noticed the other person in the room way, way too late.

I think he blasted himself in the eye.

 

[troon patrol]

Spoiler: Another possible card

 

[Chicken Lo Mein]

 

[Army Burger]

Spoiler: Chrising out

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tbh out of all the people who don't like JK's tweet, Chris' tweet is one of the most sane responses I've seen.

 

[Kuchipatchi]

Spoiler: Chrising out

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Cutting your taint doesn't count as a vagina, Chris. We've been over this already.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Spoiler: Chrising out

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ummm then why the dick and balls and the 5 o clock shadow, brah?

 

[Tikbalang]

Years later, I wonder why he didn't beg for his sex change surgery?

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

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Years later, I wonder why he didn't beg for his sex change surgery?

Can you imagine him doing the required maintenance, all that dilation several times a day? Nah. Too lazy.

 

[Tikbalang]

Cutting your taint doesn't count as a vagina, Chris. We've been over this already.

I can see why Sockness wanted to be the first man to lose someone's taintgina virginity

 

[Count Olaf]

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Years later, I wonder why he didn't beg for his sex change surgery?

What did JK Rowling do that rustled Chris' jimmies this time?

 

[Autisimodo]

What did JK Rowling do that rustled Chris' jimmies this time?

She made a tweet that was deemed "transphobic"

 

[RebelRein1488x]

She made a tweet that was deemed "transphobic"

And it’s currently the big talk-of-the-town by loony-lefties being triggered over a factual statement. Oh what a time we live in...

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Sockness makes another attempt to drive a wedge between Chris and MKR.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I don't even know what's going on anymore.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't even know what's going on anymore.

Chris is on the train to rapetown and that train has no brakes.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris is on the train to rapetown and that train has no brakes.

The only ticket is boi pucci.

 

[troon patrol]

Chris is on the train to rapetown and that train has no brakes.

It's been a while since I've been on, Sockness wasn't perma-cockblocked? The concept of chris going from sexually assaulting to being sexually assaulted almost makes me wanna belive in a god.

 

[RebelRein1488x]

Sockness makes another attempt to drive a wedge between Chris and MKR.

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Sockness Saga’s still going?