Containment Random Chris Updates

[zap2theextreme]

How does Chris determine what incidents are signs of the merge and which aren't?
A random explosion in a city in Florida = yes, but the entire west coast shaking from a 7.1 earthquake = no?

 

[Wraith]

Chris refers to the merge as an apocalypse.

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Chris walks back the idea that people will die in the merge, saying they'll be reincarnated into their counterpart instead.

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Mark 13:5+
-5- And Jesus, answering them, began to say: "Take heed that no one deceives you.
-6- "For many will come in My name, saying, 'I am He,' and will deceive many.
Etc....

And thus sayeth the Chris:
Should we use red text or flamboyantly pink text for Chris-speak for now on?

 

[OjSimpsonFan21]

It’s an apocalypse but only Monday-Friday 9-5 with 3 weeks paid sick time and holidays.

 

[Eugene90]

Chris walks back the idea that people will die in the merge, saying they'll be reincarnated into their counterpart instead.

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That's a whole load of stupid from him in one go.

 

[fenny]

Chris gives earthquake safety tips.

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I like that his earthquake tips are, of course, for children.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Now even death can't save you from C-197!

Worse than that - if you're a nice, approved OC, then you'll just carry on as is: if you dare to deny the OC gospel, you'll be forcibly downloaded into a Pony or a Pikachu. What a future.

 

[Kuchipatchi]

Now even death can't save you from C-197!

I wanted to die in the merge, Chris is too lazy to even kill me.

 

[GhostBird50]

Chris walks back the idea that people will die in the merge, saying they'll be reincarnated into their counterpart instead.

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"everything is happening"

This is it boys where we dropping.

 

[Philosophy Phil]

Wait a minute... if you die in merge you get reborn?

So why am I still in Hell?
Ah. Right. Kiwifarms.

 

[Tikbalang]

Chris gives earthquake safety tips.

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Tips won't be enough to ensure the person's safety because he will just panic, like Chris would do.
In the case on Chris's house, here's an earthquake tip: make sure the exit route is wide enough to normally walk on.

 

[muh_moobs]

Chris watched too much Isekai anime.
Isekai: an anime trope that the protagonist went to the different dimension, usually the place is supernatural.

You mean "Stranger Things".

He already admitted this.

Mark 13:5+
-5- And Jesus, answering them, began to say: "Take heed that no one deceives you.
-6- "For many will come in My name, saying, 'I am He,' and will deceive many.
Etc....

And thus sayeth the Chris:
Should we use red text or flamboyantly pink text for Chris-speak for now on?

Poopy brown

 

[Siamball]

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Spoonful of sugar, This is definitely not good. But then its chris so that is "fine"

 

[Looney Troons]

The way Chris drinks tea is also exceptional. Who would have thought?

 

[Nebula Slasher]

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Is this how Chris is going to spend the rest of his days? Just doing Q&As on twitter?

 

[Rupin]

Is this how Chris is going to spend the rest of his days? Just doing Q&As on twitter?

As long as people pay attention to him, yeah.

 

[Tikbalang]

Is this how Chris is going to spend the rest of his days? Just doing Q&As on twitter?

He'll only Q&A if the user is a brony and all the questions are set in one picture.

 

[Aldora]

I have never heard of anyone put sugar in mint or fruit tea.

Truly exceptional.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Spoonful of sugar, This is definitely not good. But then its chris so that is "fine"

But hey, he says "optional".

Although I bet he never opted to not put it in. Or that he stops at one spoonful.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Spoonful of sugar, This is definitely not good. But then its chris so that is "fine"

Sounds to me like Chris completely drowns out the taste of the tea with sugar.

Also he totally skipped over the part where no one asked

 

[MY 405]

My god, he's announced the ApocaChris, and pushed back the date, he is the new Harold Camping! Now with Stan Lee and Ponies.