Containment Random Chris Updates

[CiaphasCain]

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Am I the only person who found that really hard to understand? Its almost gibberish.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

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How the fuck thinking it is saturday equates "Beginning of a Week"?

Is he forgetting how weeks work? Wouldn't surprise me.

 

[No_one]

Chris can no longer understand how week works - doesn't have a job/go to school, and doesn't feel the need to go to church. It is not oxymoronic, its Chris being just moronic.

 

[BScCollateral]

How the fuck thinking it is saturday equates "Beginning of a Week"?

That must be why everyone calls it the weekstart.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

TRULY oxymoronic. Sometimes Tuesday feels like Thursday, and it's just such a mind-blowing paradox that I have to share it with the world.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

Bit of info here. The ISO calendars and religious calendars differ. The standards org says Monday is the first day of the week. That's why most printed calendars are that way.
Jews and Christians say Sunday is the first day of the week. Muslims say Saturday.

Chris Dosent have a job to get to on Monday, and as a god won't set foot in a church on Sunday a synagogue on Saturday or a Mosque on Friday.

Why does one day "feel" different to another for a N.E.E.T.

 

[Aviva's Biotech-Breakdown]

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Did Chris have a stroke trying to tweet this or was he just in a bout of mania? I had to read this like six times before I kinda understood what he was getting at.

 

[MY 405]

There's few things more white trash than an old car parked on the front lawn

If you live on The Rez, we call that "a storage unit".

 

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[No_one]

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I am the strong one! I AM STRONNNG! You back down! You... are a weakling! I AM THE STRONG, BUFF ONE! GRRRRR! ARRRRRRR!

Chris. Chris never changes.

 

[Nypical Haterade]

"When you hear the word "strong", what comes first to your mind?"

Not Chris, that's for damn sure.

 

[Tikbalang]

1. Allow yourself to cry: basically release your sadness, anger and frustration.
2. You don't try to control everything: be patient and wait things out
3. Use your time wisely: Don't be a lazy fuck
4. Practice gratitude: appreciate what you have and don't play the victim
5. Kind to others: Be an altruistic person, never expect something in return

 

[Looney Troons]

"When you hear the word "strong", what comes first to your mind?"

Not Chris, that's for damn sure.

I don’t know. He can lift an old office chair into the air, or at least used to be able to.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

And that doghouse must've weighed five, ten tons, y'know...

 

[Tikbalang]

 

[Sev07]

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I imagine this is easy to feel when you don't have a job.

 

[Autisimodo]

The only thing "strong" about Chris is his egregious body odour.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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It's probably because you don't do shit with your life, Chris. It isn't a sign of the merge.

 

[Bassomatic]

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When you do nothing 24/7 it does run together.
Chris is bored and thinks it's fucking string theory proven when it's just he doesn't look forward to the weekend since, you know he's not like going to work or anything.

 

[Rogowski]

Anyone privy to whatever the fuck he’s rambling about?