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Chris is dying for an opportunity to spend 6K on a fictitious Bronycon badge.
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The badge isn't real FYI. It's a joke referring Apple's reveal that their new 6K monitors are priced at $4999 and the monitor stand is sold seperately for an additional $999. This is of course flying high over Chris' head.

 
The badge isn't real FYI. It's a joke referring Apple's reveal that their new 6K monitors are priced at $4999 and the monitor stand is sold seperately for an additional $999. This is of course flying high over Chris' head.

6k monitors? Our eyes can't even see in 4k. Another money grab from the ignorant masses for Apple I guess.
 

Welcome to the Pokemon World, I'm Professor Donald Trunk, and these lil fellas are called Pokemon. Pokemon are seen as good partners, but can also be used as cheap labor. So tell me kid, are you a boy or a girl? Woah, hold on a sec, don't need to even ask that one. Clearly you are a boy. An ugly one. Here kid, have a small loan of 1,000,000 Pokedollars for some clothes and surgery.
 
Don't lie, Chris, we all know your Gym badge would be a pin that looks like the un-clit. Maybe with a trans flag as a backdrop.
 
what in gods name is that? and arent badges supposed to be like pin and not full on Flava Flav clock necklaces?
Don't lie, Chris, we all know your Gym badge would be a pin that looks like the un-clit. Maybe with a trans flag as a backdrop.
i honestly can't tell what that is supposed to be so there is the high possibility that's what it already is and Chris just fucked up the flag because he doesn't know which one is which.
 
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=N9dgvc5b2rgReminds me of some video
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bb4GOc12uBI
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In that journey:
  • Chris's pokemon friendships are zero due to constant loss and bought pokemon herbs (cheaper than potions)
  • Compulse buying of useless junk that doesn't help grow his pokemans
  • His mom is fucking MKR.
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What the hell ALOL means?
"ALOL" means, "I'm a delusional fat moron who refuses to grow up, never learns anything, and poops himself."
 
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