Containment Random Chris Updates

[Silver Octopus]

And brags about his Tetris game achievements.

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I believe him.
I've heard that people with autism have super human brain abilities, like in Rain Man!
Maybe Chris's one and only skill is stacking blocks, he's been doing it for years.

 

[BScCollateral]

Once in a while, Google asks me to review a McDonald's. I don't know why.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

It's because I misremembered it, it was actually "Seattle lesbian transgender community Member Of The Year" and the check was actually supposed to be for $120,000...

Source: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Thank_You,_Jeff,_and_I_accept_your_apology.

That’s even better.

 

[Tikbalang]

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Probably some 60's-70's shit that IDK about.

Chris bitches about the McDonalds app.

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And brags about his Tetris game achievements.

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For a man who's near 40's thinks that VG achievents are worth achieving, I would understand if he has down syndrome.

 

[Skips]

I'm calling bs on him getting 5 #1s on Tetris 99. That fucking game is getting progressively more fucked up and idk how Chris could handle a little bit of pressure

 

[The Fool]

I'm calling bs on him getting 5 #1s on Tetris 99. That fucking game is getting progressively more fucked up and idk how Chris could handle a little bit of pressure

You're missing the forest for the trees, Chris can't get a job or handle stress because he's so stressed out over Tetris. Maybe if you had any empathy you'd see that.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Chris should post proof of his five #1 Tetris 99 victories. While he's at it, he should also post that video of his superpowers he promised pre-merge.

 

[Raiken]

I believe him.
I've heard that people with autism have super human brain abilities, like in Rain Man!
Maybe Chris's one and only skill is stacking blocks, he's been doing it for years.

Chris is actualy bad at games. His videos show it.
He also only 100% games that are mostly made for children or are easy.

 

[King Kiwi]

You're missing the forest for the trees, Chris can't get a job or handle stress because he's so stressed out over Tetris. Maybe if you had any empathy you'd see that.

.... Well, now we know.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

>> Brags about going beyond 999 level cap yet having no evidence of that claim whatsoever.

Yeah I am calling BS on this one, Chris.

Judging from his trophy history on the PS3 version of Tetris, he's good at the game.

Sonichu's Tetris Trophies

0 Platinum • 1 Gold • 4 Silver • 7 Bronze

psnprofiles.com

 

[zap2theextreme]

Judging from his trophy history on the PS3 version of Tetris, he's good at the game.

Sonichu's Tetris Trophies

0 Platinum • 1 Gold • 4 Silver • 7 Bronze

psnprofiles.com

Further evidence that Chris is good at Tetris:

1. There's nothing autists love more than stacking brightly colored blocks
2. Every Tetris block neatly fits together like PUZZLE PIECES (The universal symbol for Autism)
3. Autists hate CHANGE, and the basic formula of Tetris has gone unchanged for 30 years
4. The repetitive endless music is known to hypnotize and soothe the autist's befuddled ape brain.

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

Judging from his trophy history on the PS3 version of Tetris, he's good at the game.

Sonichu's Tetris Trophies

0 Platinum • 1 Gold • 4 Silver • 7 Bronze

psnprofiles.com

Chris is good at a game that requires quick thinking and planning ahead? Well, I'm surprised.

 

[Nebula Slasher]

Judging from his trophy history on the PS3 version of Tetris, he's good at the game.

Sonichu's Tetris Trophies

0 Platinum • 1 Gold • 4 Silver • 7 Bronze

psnprofiles.com

Chris is good at a game that requires quick thinking and planning ahead? Well, I'm surprised.

I actually really want to see him play now, but what are the odds he'll put in the minimal effort of recording it?

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Why wouldn't he be good at Tetris? It's basically the same as autism.

Bob probably played it a lot.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Who the fuck needs an app for McDonald's

And why the fuck does he need to save his favorite locations? So he doesn't forget? How many McDonalds are reasonably close for Chris to loiter around anyways? Two? ...One?

 

[JULAY]

And why the fuck does he need to save his favorite locations? So he doesn't forget? How many McDonalds are reasonably close for Chris to loiter around anyways? Two? ...One?

Yeah, I'd have figured he was banned from all but one anyway.

 

[Looney Troons]

I would like to see a livestream of Chris giving Tetris: The Grandmaster a try.

 

[Ron_Swanson]

His trophies for a PS3 or PS4 chess game are equally befuddling.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[fiu0cm]

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So, is this a new Magi-Chan? Chris just followed 60 new people. It looks like they're all Neptunia or Sonic RP accounts, or some shit like that.