Containment Random Chris Updates

[BScCollateral]

"I'm just making shit up and playing pretend, please play with me Twitter"

I would be much happier for him if I believed he was just making shit up and playing pretend.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

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In the same breath he says it's his "Hubbytwo" and also not really.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Yes there IS a resemblance based on the gesture, but I think it's because both of them are copying traditional Christian iconography.

Either way, it's a reference that will go way over Chris' head...

Wow. Excellent observation.

And way fucking creepier than basing the watercolor off Baphomet. But yes, at least it's likely to sail over his empty, bloated head.

 

[The Dude]

Know what else has been exaggerated? Chris claiming to be intelligent, Chris claiming to be mentally healthy, Chris claiming to be a woman, Chris claiming his penis is longer than previously photographed and no longer bent...basically anything Chris says is usually a gross exaggeration.

 

[lilbrudder]

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Mewtwo is literally ripping through a Pikachu balloon in this trailer, hes being made out to be a threat/villain, not "helping out". Chris can't even correctly parse a trailer made for children.

 

[Deadpool]

Mewtwo is literally ripping through a Pikachu balloon in this trailer, hes being made out to be a threat/villain, not "helping out". Chris can't even correctly parse a trailer made for children.

Que Chris saying how that movie is fake news and his hubbytwo (I gagged typing that) is outraged, or it's the other mewtwo.


Or Chris is retàrded enough to believe that Mewtwo actually acted in the movie.

 

[Kylie Raina]

I’m sure a lot of you have seen the “put Chris on Dr Phil” petition. Its now at almost 2k signatures. Part of me kinda hopes he’ll get on there so he can get help

 

[zap2theextreme]

Even if Chris wanted to go it wouldn't be possible. There's so many hurdles in getting him onto the plane and into a studio that it will never happen.

 

[BScCollateral]

I think the only thing that can help Chris-Chan is a Wrangler who keeps him permanently off the Internet.

He can't be fixed but he can be prevented from further self-harm.

 

[Vivica A. Fox]

Chris will only get on Dr Phil if someone in his family or a best friend or something writes in, and I don't see Sonichu phoning the show anytime soon.

 

[Tikbalang]

Chris' portrayal of mewtwo is quite different than the films' and games' portayal:
The capable of being attracted to this unknown species:

 

[zap2theextreme]

I believe that is a mashed potato sculpture of a human being

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

So, I'm idly browsing some other threads, when I see this on the Neo Anderson one...

To actually believe that you can bring cartoon ponies into the real world...not even Chris-chan is that delusional.

From late November, 2016. NEVER class anything as too deluded for CWC.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

Seems like there is a new type of trolling going on in the protected account. Gaslighting Chris into the deepest realm of delusion and insanity.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

People actually took the time to make Chris fan art for his birthday. Some are probably trolls but others are just way too genuine.

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Dat ass though.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

So, I'm idly browsing some other threads, when I see this on the Neo Anderson one...



From late November, 2016. NEVER class anything as too deluded for CWC.

Ah, 2016. A simpler time.

 

[JULAY]

Yes there IS a resemblance based on the gesture, but I think it's because both of them are copying traditional Christian iconography.

Either way, it's a reference that will go way over Chris' head...

It's actually a reference to DaVinci's Salvator Mundi, which was recently restored, and hold the record for the highest price paid for a painting at auction. Compare and contrast:

 

[AnOminous]

It's actually a reference to DaVinci's Salvator Mundi, which was recently restored, and hold the record for the highest price paid for a painting at auction. Compare and contrast:

The crossed fingers convince me.

 

[Eugene90]

Chris giving approval and tips to a person desiring to create Rosechu medallions.

He would even gladly sign it if they meet.

 

[Looney Troons]

Nice finds. However, it’s likely the artist has no semblance of culture or artistic history so he probably saw that tired Gabe Newell Steam meme picture and mimicked it because lol Sonichu and memes

Edit: redundancy