Containment Random Chris Updates

[Jack Awful]

And there it is again.

Never change, Chris.

DEAR GOD

 

[Telefunken]

Chris looks like Ted Cruz but with more hair loss.

 

[Michael J Hirtes]

DEAR GOD
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NO
FUCKING
WAY!

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Delusion is the only thing that keeps him from evaporating.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Looks like he edited his tweet

BTW, what do the London Terror attacks have to do with road rage?
I guess it's like that saying, "all penguins are black and white, but not all newspapers are penguins"

I can't believe Chris managed to bungle his condolences twice in a row.

 

[Bounty of BananaChipmunks]

Nice indeed, Christ.

Spoiler: Autism

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

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He sees four of the same face.

 

[muh_moobs]

probably thinks Hitler was a Saturday morning cartoon villain.

And I'm pretty certain if Seinfeld did a bit on Autism, it'd be more like this and less like the rambling Gary Stu monologue;

Spoiler: Seinfeld on Autism

"And what's the deal with Autistics? You can't take them anywhere, they can't talk to anyone. Sure, sometimes you get a nice one and they can count matches or memorize a tvguide, but most likely it'll just drool on itself and do nothing, and if you LUCKY it can handle toilet training! Otherwise, yeesh! Am I right?"

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I think that Chris tweeted that exceptional photo 4 times so Grande would match the number of chins he has, the problem is, he forgot four more of them.
Here are some local and mainstream celebrities Chris actually resembles.

 

[ZehnBoat]

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i dunno man, face feature wise, they have a lot in common
except chris' face was slapped together haphazardly, and he's fat and has shitty hair.

 

[Jaiman]

DEAR GOD
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Not Nice!

 

[jc17]

Yeah, just lose a 100 or so pounds, get the stubble waxed of, a hair transplant, some facial reconstruction and a lot of alcohol on my end then he MIGHT be able to pass off as a third rate look alike inpersonator.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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Oh yeah that is just what Chris needs. More delusion

 

[The American Hedgehog]

link

 

[ToroidalBoat]

[...]

Remember when "Catherine" said the dogs were obese?

 

[Ry-Guy]

They're beautiful dogs, they deserve better

 

[CWCissey]

Fatty continues to glom onto not just Tara but the recent London attack as well.

Spoiler

The passengers and their families? What the fuck Chris?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

They're beautiful dogs, they deserve better

They're part of The Hoard now.

 

[CatParty]

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Nice casual Islamophobia Chris, everyone knows that when Muslims drive vehicles into crowds of civilians that they are doing so out of PEACE, inshallah