Containment Random Chris Updates

[Mariposa Electrique]

I think your birthstone is broken.

No, Chris is using the wrong birthstone. With all the junk he consumes his birthstones are actually kidney stones or gallstones.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

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This will forever be my favorite thing about Chris---obliviousness to obvious sarcasm.

 

[Kumatora]

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[General_Butt_Naked]

Can someone do a transcript? I can't understand this at all

Dem trolls working the Cwcki are gonna have a fun time "translating" it.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Someone from another CWC forum tried to transcribe it.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Annoying habits, like begging for money on the internet
Complaining to all your galpals about the mean ol' trolls @JessicaQuinn

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Annoying habits, like begging for money on the internet
Complaining to all your galpals about the mean ol' trolls @JessicaQuinn

Do people follow Planet Dolan? Thought it was just something you stumbled on in the recommended column late at night.

I just watched one. Wow. It went from "10 creepiest internet pictures" to "Autistic cartoon nonsense".

Now the autistic puzzle pieces fall into a portrait of Chris.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Seattle Trip to Neverfree]

Jesus Christ, how horrifying

Spoiler

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Jesus Christ, how horrifying

Spoiler

I am not social media savvy, someone please reply with this video tagging Chris for bonus internet points

 

[Michael J Hirtes]

Just waiting for Chris to make the inevitable Tweet about the newest Sesame Street character, who has autism.

Spoiler

Yes, they named the Aspie Muppet "Julia".

 

[Aldora]

I wonder if she will mace Cookie Monster, due to sensory overload.

 

[alex_theman]

Come on guys. Not all autists are like Chris.

*waits for incoming :autism: storm*

 

[UptownRuckus]

Just waiting for Chris to make the inevitable Tweet about the newest Sesame Street character, who has autism.

Spoiler

Yes, they named the Aspie Muppet "Julia".

I remember this show when all you wanted to do was count the little red lady bugs

 

[Trilby]

I remember this show when all you wanted to do was count the little red lady bugs

Or laugh at the Bridgekeeper's silly mistake!

EDIT: EAT THE PIZZA!

 

[InTheSidePocket]

I am not social media savvy, someone please reply with this video tagging Chris for bonus internet points https://youtube.com/watch?v=GUJkgbwn8gU

Shut up, Chris.

 

[Jack Awful]

Just waiting for Chris to make the inevitable Tweet about the newest Sesame Street character, who has autism.

Spoiler

Yes, they named the Aspie Muppet "Julia".

Feels weird that that show is invoking real world mental afflictions.
Sesame Street seemed so abstract, you'd think they'd not specifically state what the character has, but potentially allude to it.

 

[CWCissey]

Feels weird that that show is invoking real world mental afflictions.
Sesame Street seemed so abstract, you'd think they'd not specifically state what the character has, but potentially allude to it.

Eh, South African Sesame Street has (had?) a puppet with HIV, autism is not the strangest thing for a muppet to have.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I wonder if she will mace Cookie Monster, due to sensory overload.

Or maybe she'll store her monthlies in the freezer to save the ovum inside for future fertilization by Christine Weston Chandler.

 

[Jack Awful]

Eh, South African Sesame Street has (had?) a puppet with HIV, autism is not the strangest thing for a muppet to have.

I mean, the puppet had HIV in South Africa.
It's probably dead by now.