Containment Random Chris Updates

[Smurfchu]

I'd rather make eye contact with Hitler.

 

[Ntwadumela]

So he took this time just to say he's able to make eye-contact now?
What an accomplishment indeed

 

[Shiversblood]

So he took this time just to say he's able to make eye-contact now?
What an accomplishment indeed

He has not yet mastered the art of eye contact. He said it's just easier now. I bet he still looks away after making eye contact briefly with most people.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

He has not yet mastered the art of eye contact. He said it's just easier now. I bet he still looks away after making eye contact briefly with most people.

Or he holds it like a serial killer.
Either way, Chris is cut off from most social cognition.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Chris should start wearing Contacts.

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

He can make bettter eye contact, staring at da ladies while they wash their hands in a public restroom.

 

[Xenomorph]

Chris should start wearing Contacts.

Knowing Chris he would forget they were in and he would tell everyone his vision is perfect from his sound therapy

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Knowing Chris he would forget they were in and he would tell everyone his vision is perfect from his sound therapy

Thats the point!

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

Having Chris stare at you is not what I consider getting better, well at least for who is being stared at.

Like this?

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

Staring at their forehead is the oldest trick in the book. I'm surprised he hasn't considered it before.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[AnOminous]

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Okay, he's now stalking a third pony VA. This is officially creepy now.

 

[Smurfchu]

He can make bettter eye contact, staring at da ladies while they wash their hands in a public restroom.

Or peeking through the corner crack in the stalls.

 

[Michael J Hirtes]

It disturbs us to look at you too, Fatty.

 

[tehfolder]

I was hoping Chris had an abduction story.

 

[DonaldJTrump]

Eye contact is a miniscule improvement of his :autism:

 

[CaptainKidd]

Somebody as great as the CWC hates making eye contact with plebs like us, huh?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Beware that, when fighting monsters, you yourself do not become a monster... for when you gaze long into the abyss. The abyss gazes also into you.

 

[thismanlies]

Too bad there's no tribbing and pussy-licking like he begged for.
Last year's festivities were just as amazingly incoherent with rhetoric like "#FreeTheNipple", and "I'm sexy too, ladies".
https://youtube.com/watch?v=GUJkgbwn8gU

Is it just me or is Chris growing a pair of titties?

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Is it just me or is Chris growing a pair of titties?

He's just sticking his moobs in a training bra.

Chris's been developing his rack for like two decades.