Containment Random Chris Updates

[Pigeon On A Stick]

Is anyone not going to mention the fact that he mixed eggs and spinach? That's disgusting.

 

[TiggerNits]

This shit is really boring. Chris needs to maul a fucking hiker or something

 

[FatFuckingClown]

I am shocked he ate vegetables that did not come on a burger.

But...but..he stuffs VEGETABLES down his throat! He stuffs green beans! He stuffs broccoli! He stuffs corn! He stuffs carrots!

 

[UncleLarry]

" when I'm not in there of course."
Was that nessessary to say?

 

[Apocalypso]

I am shocked he ate vegetables that did not come on a burger.

'Tis a veggie burger.

 

[Hyperion]

This shit is really boring. Chris needs to maul a fucking hiker or something

The hoard hungers... for blood!!

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Chris should write a recipe book.

What's with his sudden increase in mundane, uneventful Facebook posts?

After 34 long years Chris is finally learning to ape to normies.

 

[Ninja_Warrior]

" when I'm not in there of course."
Was that nessessary to say?

Yes, see, people who never do something normal people do have to say it a lot in order to make others think they do - for instance chris and showering, nick bate and tooth brushing, etc, normal shit.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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The empty bathtub when I'm not in it of course.......
I feel for anyone's life if they would have to play in a bathtub with Chris actually inside of it.
Chris finally revealed how his own housecat is smarter and better at imaginative play than he is.

As for those green eggs, I'm curious to know if Chris finally popped them out himself after tuning out to white noise....
I hope Barb becomes enraged after she realizes that Chris was taking bites out of her Christmas Hurkey. I seriously doubt that Chris ate any spinach, especially since we all know that Dr. Pepper is one of his food groups.

Nugget of Reality: Chris will never be the next Julia Child because even though she looked as if she had some weird gigantism disease, she was still more feminine and a better cook.

Spoiler: Juuulliiaaa

 

[GV 998]

"when I'm not in there, of course"

So it must be 24 hour play time available for Sorbet.

 

[0xDEADBEEF]

It's nice to know Chris' favorite egg dish is literally green eggs and ham.

 

[Sick Old Schizo]

I suspect Sorbet is only hanging out in the bathtub because it is the only unlittered place in the house by now.

And the green-eggs-and-ham thing is disgusting. Something like scrambled eggs with spinach and potatoes would resemble a balanced meal. But from what I read on the CWCki Chris is too stupid to even cook spaghetti.

 

[TiggerNits]

One of you needs to trick Chris in to murdering a hobo or something, this content is just fucking awful

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Anyone here believe he'd ever go to the effort of actually cutting food and toothpicking it like that?

 

[Marvin]

And the green-eggs-and-ham thing is disgusting. Something like scrambled eggs with spinach and potatoes would resemble a balanced meal.

I don't follow. Potatoes aside, isn't that what Chris described?

But from what I read on the CWCki Chris is too stupid to even cook spaghetti.

That's not stupidity, Barb's hoard actually did encroach on the kitchen at the time.

 

[WeeGee]

Anyone here believe he'd ever go to the effort of actually cutting food and toothpicking it like that?

He'd have to show pics to make it believable in the slightest.

 

[BurningPewter]

Eh that's not bad writing for Chris. Plenty of people have similar "warm family" blogs.

 

[Pickle Pirate]

What a clever, fun autist he is.

 

[Sick Old Schizo]

I don't follow. Potatoes aside, isn't that what Chris described?

Yes, but he used the spinach only as a food coloring. It can't have been much more than a tablespoon even with a big pan of eggs.

 

[Marvin]

Yes, but he used the spinach only as a food coloring. It can't have been much more than a tablespoon even with a big pan of eggs.

Why?