Containment Random Chris Updates

[Phil Ken Sebben]

This isn't even a joke by Seinfeld standards. The whole premise being that "autobot" and "autobahn" sound alike. So where's the punchline?

You could maybe make an Abbot and Costello routine out of it with one misunderstanding what the other one is saying and getting autobot confused with autobahn but it's still very weak. I think what we can all gather from this is that OPL simply isn't very funny when he's trying to be. You do recall the whole "flying elephants" Classic Chris did right?

Spoiler: it's censored but still...

 

[AlbertoVermicelli]

Pretty sure this is what Chris thinks Hitler was like IRL (skip to 1:05):

Also, obligatory mention of "four-boomerang-shaped symbol" whenever Chris says anything about Hitler.

 

[Monokuma]

Pretty sure this is what Chris thinks Hitler was like IRL (skip to 1:05):

https://youtube.com/watch?v=TF2IbaQdvFA
Also, obligatory mention of "four-boomerang-shaped symbol" whenever Chris says anything about Hitler.

Chris thinks that's a video of Donald Trump.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I wonder if he thinks that there's a Deceptibahn.

It's in Germany's neighbor country, Molvania.

 

[WeeGee]

Chris's play on words hurts my brain, how the hell do you get Auto-Bot from Autobahn?

 

[Monokuma]

Chris's play on words hurts my brain, how the hell do you get Auto-Bot from Autobahn?

Because he's a spaz and his pop-culture references extend to things only he's interested in.
He probably thinks it rhymes.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

Chris' bad jokes trigger me.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Chris's despondency over the death of Hitler touched me.

There are some orchids that bloom for only a day. Though the blossom is brief, it is the most vibrant of all, and once you see it, your life will never be the same.

Adolph, this one's for you.

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

This thread is now literally worse than Hitler.

 

[wew lad]

Chris' posts are starting to sound like they took a few trips back and forth in Google Translate.

 

[Marvin]

Probably doesn't deserve its own thread. Merged.

(Apologies, I should've merged earlier.)

 

[AlbertoVermicelli]

Wouldn't Sonichu and Swastika be in the same vein as Autobot and Autobahn?

 

[King Kong... with wings?]

It's our old friend random access humor at work again. There is exactly one person in the world who gets this, and it's Chris.

that is true, but I could get some of it when he parroted back things from cartoons, this shit is confusing as hell because it has no easily identifiable source

 

[Sorry Knot Sorry]

Puns are already bad enough when done half-assed by a normal person, never mind failed full-assed by a thirty-something exceptional female-souled blob of autism.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Autistic feels

Lol Chris, trying to fight autism with autism is the reason he's in this current mess.

 

[Hyperion]

Chris thinks that's a video of Donald Trump.

Tbh fam I thought it was Trump too.

 

[bearycool]

Then @bearycool would squeal with joy

I wouldn't squeal per se. I would do what any gay boy does these: "YASSSSSSSSSSSSS QUEEEEEEEN"

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

Hitler was a better artist than Chris ever was.

Also proof.

Not bad.

Aside being a better artist, at least he get his shit done till his very end. Not to mention he made Germany great again.

 

[Iam]

Lol Chris, trying to fight autism with autism is the reason he's in this current mess.

Haven't you heard? Chris has cured himself of autism. It really shows, doesn't it.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

Has Chris not backpedaled yet?

I was so sure he'd try to worm himself out of this one.

Can't wait to see what he tries to pull on 9/11 tomorrow.