Containment Random Chris Updates

  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
Jerkologist said:
Chris has a promising new career as a revisionist historian. What if Chris had directed Inglourious Basterds?
Click to expand...

He would have actually spelled it correctly and ruined the whole point of the title, then the movie itself would be about lesbians.
 
Autistic feels
0QTqtzE.png
 
The weirdo who interviewed Chris should have asked him to explain jokes and comedy. I can't wrap my head about Chris' understanding of humor.
Subconcious Offense said:
I don't see any of Hitler's art becoming famous even after killing 6 million Jews. Sonichu on the other hand is known around the world and he only ran over 1 Jew and maced some employee.
Click to expand...
Hitler's art goes for thousands while Chris can barely get people to pay $50 for a limited edition half-clay figure when he artificially constrains the market. I don't see the Blachu amiibo becoming desirable even after Chris passes away in 70 years. He is outside of outsider art.
 
Crass_and_Champ said:
RIP Uncle Adolf
Killed himself because the Allies were bullying him
1 like= 1 prayer
Click to expand...
you know if hitler was a woman, there would be a lot of support for her on tumblr
hell maybe chris would have said great things about her and bringing Germany a "woman's touch"
 
ZehnBoat said:
you know if hitler was a woman, there would be a lot of support for her on tumblr
hell maybe chris would have said great things about her and bringing Germany a "woman's touch"
Click to expand...
But Hitler would be anti- "refugee", making her literally worse than Hitler.
 
idosometimes said:
He is outside of outsider art.
Click to expand...
Anything Outsider (of Outsider) implies an immense amount of talent with little to no formal teaching. Chris had formal teaching and is still worse than most children in relation to technique and result. I would describe Chris' art as
"Extraterrestrial Hillbilly on Acid" (TM)
 
Kartoffel said:
The Chris of now definitely, I don't think his atsimu is strong enough to warrant an extermination, because he could in theory live almost autonomous if society would force him to, but his tranny way of life would definitly fall under the category "entartet" and earn him a cozy place in a camp.

Classic-Chris would be a tiny bit more safe but probably end as cannon fodder.
Click to expand...
assuming he didn't do anything that would enrage his superiors, but I think he'd be shot for something like desertion because at best he'd shit his pants at the first gunshot
 
Melkor said:
I... I don't get it. I really don't get it.
Click to expand...
you and me both

Rokko said:
Tumbleweeds rolling, crickets chirping. Thats whats going on in his brain most of the time...
Click to expand...
personally I thought his mind was an electrician's/ IT technician's nightmare of infinitely tangled wires. but that is probably the best way I can picture his mind.
 
Last edited by a moderator:
CWCissey said:
Yeah it's not like the current womanly touch Germany is getting is controversial at best, nein?
Click to expand...
Eh, it would be also controversial if Angie had choosen the opposite path. Both major ways to deal with the crisis are kind of shitty - but that's the world we live in, not black and white but more grey and gray.

What I don't like about the "woman's touch"-talking by Chris is his ineptitude in displaying it. Not every woman is ultra pedantic with cleaniness of their rooms but I'd think most would be clever enought to keep the space they use as backdrop for their webvideos not only clean and tidy but arranged in a visual pleasing way.
Compared to now even a simple blank wall with nothing else would be a better backdrop for Chris. Then at least you couldn't speculate about his toys and room-hygiene anymore.
On the other hand the current background does provide a useful diversion so that your brain doesn't melt in view of his radiating persona.

nvrwastetree said:
Christopher Christian "Christine" Ricardo kaka apple crisp Weston Chandler. I wonder how he would fare in Marine Corp Basic Training.
Click to expand...
If that's a pun with the German "Kacka" I like it. :)
"Kacka" is an infantile form for "Kacke". And "Kacke" is one of the German words for "Shit".
 
Last edited:
CWCissey said:
Yeah it's not like the current womanly touch Germany is getting is controversial at best, nein?
Click to expand...
I wonder if chris knows about- no wait, he doesn't know.
i do want to know what chris would think about germany now
i'm sure he'll say "it's a paradise of 'womanly guidance'" or something
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom