Containment Random Chris Updates

[Mason Verger]

 

[BillRiley]

Why is Chris so obsessed with spitting in Hitler's face?

Pretty much everything Chris'tard knows about WW II is contained in an old Spike Jones song called "Der Fuehrer's Face."

 

[LagoonaBlue]

Pretty much everything Chris'tard knows about WW II is contained in an old Spike Jones song called "Der Fuehrer's Face."

He doesn't understand satire.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

If they turn him into soap atleast he'd be clean for once in his life.

and with that gut of his, you could get a hell of a lot of soap out of him

 

[Caz]

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So he thinks that Decepticons were real and if Hitler didn't die, he might have struck a deal with them?

 

[UglyOldJafar]

Oh Chris... You poor sap will never get your Transformers and Hitler crossover.
Thank god there is still the Hitler and Captain Planet one.

Seriously, wtf?

 

[Muncie Anderson]

Pretty much everything Chris'tard knows about WW II is contained in an old Spike Jones song called "Der Fuehrer's Face."

Also, there was that old high school essay he wrote about World War II (guns and insults and...yuck!) where he said Japan won the conflict.

 

[Ray Streip]

Golly, he sure has been posting about Transformers a lot lately.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I'd be curious to know what Chris actually knows about Hitler. He seems to think he was basically the German equivalent of Robotnik, some kind of cartoony supervillain. Do you think Chris even knows what the Holocaust was?

 

[LagoonaBlue]

I'd be curious to know what Chris actually knows about Hitler. He seems to think he was basically the German equivalent of Robotnik, some kind of cartoony supervillain. Do you think Chris even knows what the Holocaust was?

Chris uses Jew as an insult, or at least has done. So probably not.

 

[ZehnBoat]

remember guys, the height of humor for chris is that
"sometimes words rhyme or start with the same letters"
someone just buy him a book of rhyming words and he'll spend forever just making jokes about how that words sounds like this other word

 

[Caz]

I'd be curious to know what Chris actually knows about Hitler. He seems to think he was basically the German equivalent of Robotnik, some kind of cartoony supervillain. Do you think Chris even knows what the Holocaust was?

I won't be surprised if some troll will recommend Kung Fury as a historical documentary and Chris would totally believe that.

 

[SOINCHU]

Pretty much everything Chris'tard knows about WW II is contained in an old Spike Jones song called "Der Fuehrer's Face."

I forget, was it the 9/11 hijackings or WWII that Chris attributed to "Bad feelings and stress on both sides"?

 

[UglyOldJafar]

Someone please send Chris this and see if he believes that is some documentation

 

[Lysistrata]

"Bad feelings and stress on both sides"

It tickles me that Chris described the Korean War like he'd probably describe one of his autistic hissy-fits against authority figures.

 

[MediExcalibur2012]

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Go Adolf! Sieg Heil to the Extreme!

 

[ZehnBoat]

It tickles me that Chris described the Korean War like he'd probably describe one of his autistic hissy-fits against authority figures.

it makes sense if you realize that to chris all bad feeling are equal.

 

[John Furrman]

Too bad [Hitler] died in 1945

The only autobahn Chris would see under Hitler's rule was the one on the way to the chamber where they gas the retards and autists

 

[InTheSidePocket]

He's thinking about dead people coming back to life and the first person he thinks of is Hitler and not Bob.

Hitler was like the father Chris never had, don't you realize?

 

[Rokko]

Why is Chris so obsessed with spitting in Hitler's face?

Hitler bad. Chris good.