Containment Random Chris Updates

[The Fool]

I still can't get over how goes from "oi m8 i'll bash ye ead in i swear on me mum" to "howdy y'all ready for a rip-snortin good rodeo?" at the drop of a hat

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I still can't get over how goes from "oi m8 i'll bash ye ead in i swear on me mum" to "howdy y'all ready for a rip-snortin good rodeo?" at the drop of a hat

He's bipolar.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris is following LazyCast. It's a podcast which has @Doopie as a member.

 

[Cowpies]

Chris is gross and should be castrated.

FTFY.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Chris is following LazyCast. It's a podcast which has @Doopie as a member.

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No escape for poor Doopie.

To make things even creepier after searching for the show I found this was the most popular episode:

 

[Chanchu]

Chris is following LazyCast. It's a podcast which has Doopie as a slave to Chris's stalking exploits.

 

[The Fool]

I'm more interested in what Chris finds "crazy-funny" about it. I never heard the podcast, but anything more complex than toilet humor goes over Chris' head, so I'm guessing he just sits there masturbating to Doopie's voice until someone talks in a falsetto while mimicking someone and then he goes "hahaha, hmm, yeah"

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[4Macie]

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I don't use twitter but don't you have to manually add whomever you are tagging? Or does it automatically add the last person you tagged? (Because that seems like a stupid feature if that is one).

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Positron]

So Night Star is "me" again?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

No one else will retweet Chris except when he's making a complete ass out of himself

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Spoiler: full

 

[Positron]

Ah the Class Chris: actively engaging the trolls with Random Access Humor.
Glad that Chris isn't getting better.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

About the dolls:

 

[Subconcious Offense]

No escape for poor Doopie.

To make things even creepier after searching for the show I found this was the most popular episode:

If this is about her sexual experience, Chris will fantasize about it, but probably not in the way we think he would...

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

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Spoiler: full

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Even his toys are disgusting and filthy.

 

[LAM]

Spoiler: full

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One of these things is not like the others.

Is he saying wacoms and tablets are useless because his crayons and markers are superior? Or does he refuse to acknowledge that he secretes grease?

 

[Chanchu]

so I'm guessing he just sits there masturbating to Doopie's voice

I lawled

 

[The Giver]

Is he using retweets as a punishment? How the fuck does that work? Anyone shitposting to Chris on Twitter would love nothing more than getting a rise out of Chris and an explicit mention. If anything these retweets are rewarding the weens