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formerfatcow said:
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Those snapchat ears really highlight how un-humanly enormous her face is. Also, I would be afraid of the wear and tear she was putting on my car when chauffeuring her to the local Walmart.
 
Big AL understands the english language better than you do. She's a writer, after all.
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She also tweeted about hitting 42k subs, commenting that it happened quickly. I actually agree. How is it possible that when the quality of her content is shittier than it's ever been, her sub count grows?
 
C3PBRO said:
Big AL understands the english language better than you do. She's a writer, after all.



She also tweeted about hitting 42k subs, commenting that it happened quickly. I actually agree. How is it possible that when the quality of her content is shittier than it's ever been, her sub count grows?
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I don´t know, but look at Amy Slaton, she has over 80k subs ( but only a few 3 -4 k views left ).
 
hotcheetospuffs said:
View attachment 295589 Cuz Amber is an expert in selective health conditions...
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God, I hope this is true. That would mean whole categories of food (batter fried fries) she should avoid, but won't. Wonder what else she had ee'un with her aiyggs. And if she's had hives from eating eggs before why would she eat more? Something else to pick and make a scar. For someone who's has MRSA before she sure does fuck around with her skin.
 
FeedMeLobsterNow said:
God, I hope this is true. That would mean whole categories of food (batter fried fries) she should avoid, but won't. Wonder what else she had ee'un with her aiyggs. And if she's had hives from eating eggs before why would she eat more? Something else to pick and make a scar. For someone who's has MRSA before she sure does fuck around with her skin.
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An egg allergy is horrible, and she absolutely does not have one. If she had an actual egg allergy she'd need to avoid everything with egg yolk and egg white. That includes not only batter fried foods but (GASP) her beloved pasta. She has never ONCE bought the no yolk noodle pasta, nor complained about issues after eating her pasta (which she would had she a real egg allergy; pasta noodles are often made either with yolk for stiffening or on the same equipment that uses egg). She also could never have baked goods, mayonnaise, certain ice creams (that scoop of vanilla yo), marshmallows or any candy with nougat.

It would also prevent her from having those fancy fucking coffee drinks because the foam topping often has egg in it for fluffiness.

We'd see her complaining about "hives" a lot more if she actually was allergic; hives is the lesser of the issues with an egg allergy anaphylaxis being the most major.
 
If she had really broken out into hives from eating aiyggs she would have snapped pics of the hives, or tweeted them. How could she pass up the opportunity for attention?
 
hotcheetospuffs said:
If she had really broken out into hives from eating aiyggs she would have snapped pics of the hives, or tweeted them. How could she pass up the opportunity for attention?
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Egggggggxactly. :autism: If Amber didn't vlog it, it didn't happen.
 
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