UN Ram-A-Van Megathread - For any shitstorms -- minor and major -- that are tied to Ramadan

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Y'all know how whenever you've been fasting since 4 am and can't eat or drink anything till the sun sets so you get delirious and pull some crazy shit that kills a lot of people and then get surprised when a Welshman drives a van through a crowd of people you know because of your shit? Well Muslims do that around this time of the year and this thread is to chronicle any shitstorms that pop up, since we all know Ramadan is that time when the need to Snackbar intensifies.
 
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>mfw my religion can massacre crowds of innocents and the mainstream media will blame "THE ALT-RIGHT"(TM) for our actions
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IIRC Ramadan basically doubles your good-kebab points for your islamic actions, which is why stuff picks up this time of year.

A bunch of coptic Christians will be murdered, but the media only pay attention for a short while before going back to whatever else they were doing, like shrieking about Drumf or whatever.

That's my prediction at least.
 
Wonder if we will see any attempts during the UK royal wedding this Saturday, I mean some Ramadamdingdong probably sees it as his destiny to do something there.
 
My prediction for this Ramadan and beyond is more trucks of peace, more pedophile/rape rings get unearthed, more shitty parts of shitty cities get turned into no go zones, more people get killed by mundane every day items in gun free zone, more menopausal European women adopt children that just so happen to have 5 o'clock shadow to have sexual relations with them, more welfare money that was funded by European tax payers get funneled into supporting people that detest them, more said Europeans get thrown in prison for daring to say things may not be quite right with this whole situation, many more Refugees Welcome idiots get raped and killed for their troubles by the very people they adulate

I also predict that every European country to the north and west of Poland will still think it's a great idea to keep bringing these people in because they're clearly capable of adapting and integrating into these cold rainy hellhole countries filled to the brim with a bunch of heathens that they've been taught their whole lives are complete affronts to their religion and must be subdued or punished.

Also even though it's not a new thing in the Middle-East by any stretch, I predict antisemitism in Europe will grow to the likes of which we haven't seen since the 30's but lol if Germany of all countries can't possibly fathom why that could be, I guess it'll just be a mystery

Seriously though, from here on out, Western and Northern Europe deserves zero sympathy for anything that ever happens to them. Their refusal to admit they made the worst decisions possible about this immigration shitshow is finally going to bite them in the ass hard and good riddance
 
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I just hope there's no backlash against Muslims for the horrible shit they are about to do in the name of their pedophilic warlord saviour.
 
Aight, so this is a pretty minor one, but Saudis won't get to start Ramadan until Thursday because they didn't see a crescent moon.

http://www.arabnews.com/node/1303326

JEDDAH: Saudi Arabian moon observers said that there was no sight of the Ramadan crescent on Tuesday, meaning millions of Muslims around the world will begin the holy month on Thursday.

According to reports on Saudi Arabian state TV, bad weather made observation of the crescent difficult. The Kingdom and other Muslim nations, like Indonesia, declared Ramadan would not begin on Wednesday based on the observations by moon-sighting committees.

Muslims around the world are set to mark the month, during which believers abstain from eating, drinking and smoking from dawn until sunset.

Fasting is intended to bring Muslims closer to Allah and remind them of those less fortunate.

The Islamic world follows a lunar calendar, and the traditional moon-sighting methodology can lead to different countries declaring the start of Ramadan a day or two apart

This year, Ramadan falls on long summer days for Muslims in the Northern Hemisphere. For Muslims who live in regions where Islam is not the dominant religion, challenging fasts are believed to come with greater blessings.

Fasting during Ramadan is one of the five obligatory pillars of Islam, along with the Muslim declaration of faith, daily prayer, annual charity -- known as "zakat" -- and performing the Hajj pilgrimage in Makkah.
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>tfw no sign from moon god :(


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Usually I like it when threads on KF get lots of posts.

If this one does it's because a bunch of religious maniacs have been on a murdering spree, and that's no good.
 
We should predict the death count like that other site (Ramadan Bomb-A-Thon is it?) does.

I'm going with 1,000 (low end probably).
 
CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION

HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK DONALD TRUMP CUCKED TO MUSLIMS?? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

https://www.siasat.com/news/donald-trump-marks-start-blessed-month-ramadan-praising-muslims-1355782/

THE HERESY said:
WASHINHGTON: US President Donald Trump who called for “a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States” wished Muslims a happy Ramadan on Tuesday in the wake of the ‘blessed month’ starting this week.

“With the rising of tonight’s moon, I send my greetings and best wishes to all Muslims observing Ramadan in the United States and around the world,” Trump’s statement on Ramadan read.

“During the holy month of Ramadan,” the statement continued, “Muslims commemorate the revelation of the Quran to the Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) through fellowship and prayer. Many observe this holy time by fasting, performing acts of charity, reciting prayers, and reading the Quran,” he continued.

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The president praised the holiday as a reminder of “the richness Muslims add to the religious tapestry of American life.”

“Ramadan reminds us of the richness Muslims add to the religious tapestry of American life. In the United States, we are all blessed to live under a Constitution that fosters religious liberty and respects religious practice. Our Constitution ensures Muslims can observe Ramadan in accordance with the dictates of conscience and unimpeded by government,” Trump said.

“In this spirit of thanksgiving and reflection, those observing Ramadan can strengthen our communities, help those in need, and serve as good examples for how to live a holy life.”

“Melania and I wish you a blessed month. Ramadan Karim,” Trump added.

During Ramadan, Muslims around the world abstain from eating, drinking, smoking and having sex from dawn to dusk. The month is sacred to Muslims because tradition says it marks the period when the Koran was revealed to the Prophet Mohammed (PBUH).
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Lowkey tho, kinda glad that he's taking powder away from the libs this year so they can't chimp out over him ignoring Ramadan.
 
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Lowkey tho, kinda glad that he's taking powder away from the libs this year so they can't chimp out over him ignoring Ramadan.
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And for those who hate everything that comes out of Trump's mouth and purposefully go against what he says, this will surely throw themselves for a neverending loop in trying to twist his words around to make him sound Islamophobic while not sounding Islamophobic themselves but they clearly are because the God Emperor Trump made them so.
 
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And for those who hate everything that comes out of Trump's mouth and purposefully go against what he says, this will surely throw themselves for a neverending loop in trying to twist his words around to make him sound Islamophobic while not sounding Islamophobic themselves but they clearly are because the God Emperor Trump made them so.
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I don't think it'll be that hard for them, really. They'll just screech "HOW DARE HE PRETEND TO CARE ABOUT MUSLIMS WHILE HE LITERALLY GENOCIDES THEM" or something like that. No twisting of words necessary -- they'll just say he's faking any well-wishes towards Muslims, therefore his words should be disregarded completely.
 
Is it just me, or do they start the Ramadan season earlier every year?
 
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