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The Hard R said:
Even if he were to get hired despite his checkered past, He would not make it more than a week without getting fired for sperging out. The jobs that would hire him, construction labor etc, that do hire felons, are the one's he'd do the worst at. He's too out of shape to do physical labor, and he wouldnt be able to handle the jobsite banter about him being a short fat fuck. He's the least employable white man in the US.
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He could become a rabbi🕎
 
I believe that in the near future there will be so many public implosions that Cozy.Tv will get its own link on the homepage as a direct result of his partnership and continued defense of Ethan Ralphs disgusting personal life
 
Ralph is streaming and Nick Fuentes called in. He peaked at 2,100ish when Nick was on now that he is off he is at 1,900, now 1800 minutes later at 1700 and rapidly falling. Now I know most here wont believe the cozy numbers and they very well may be inflated, but the point is that Ralph peaks when another e-celeb is on and rapidly loses viewers when that e-celeb leaves. The trend is clear even if there is multiplier on the site.
His numbers rely on Nick F as of now. In the past they relied on Metokur, Masterson, IBS stuff, Rekieta, and others.
 
Cozy.tv shadowbans you,
You receive zero notification that you are banned.
The chatbox shows your messages, yet no one else will see them.
 

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Look at which piggy is up to no good.
@theralph Hi Ethan, take your malformed demonic trotters out of that box of Makers Mark.
We have 7 days of data, continuous. Many thousands of datapoints, more than your monthly salary.
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In 1 week, 3257 > 3317 follows, that's an increase of less than 100 a week, or less than 9 a day. This worthless platform has nothing to offer.
"6 million monthly clicks", so 200k a day, translated to 9 followers for you. Your multi-hour streams only amounts to 9 followers a day out of 200k clicks.
0.0045% retention.
Cope and seethe.

Nice viewership chart.
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So a constant at 589 viewers suddenly dips to 157, then skyrockets to 2130, then it cliffdives to 643 as if your viewership is a Ponzi scheme crypto stablecoin imploding because of the based hedge funds at Citadel. How can someone's dynamic viewership resemble their 4 tits and bifurcate three times?

Sure your 9 per day average new subscribers brought you more than 1000 extra live viewers.
We contaminated the Makers Mark cabinet with fluorescence particles that are invisible to the human eye. With a blacklight (UV torch), your brown-stained hooves are also glowing blue, you're busted, Ralph.

Niggler Antics said:
Cozy.tv shadowbans you,
You receive zero notification that you are banned.
The chatbox shows your messages, yet no one else will see them.
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Correct.
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"role":"muted"
This means you're shadowbanned on the client's side.
They didn't even bother to properly implement shadowbanning. Many channels still show up but they are actually banned.
"Free speech platform", according to the in vitro Fuentes catboy.
 
Double posting new information.

Cozy.tv more like cope and seez.
This honeypot site generates a reference to the view count after people/person subscribes. So it's safe to assume that subscribers come in when the stream has been active for a while and the sampling is nice and random, the way some math sperg likes it.
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Link | https://archive.ph/qBHLX

Ralph claims there's 1072 watching.
Reality:
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On the 30th, only 648 viewers.

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Viewer fixed at 589 over both days, is that possible?
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Reality:
300-550.
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Reality:
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Lol, 158.

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Reality:
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300-589 is the best estimate.

The likelihood of a multiplier being used is very high here, the numerical variation is far too little.
Explanation: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/cozy-tv.118668/post-11868127

Below is the list of duplicated viewership numbers.
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Is this concrete proof? No. But how much is needed to arrive at a conclusion? I believe we have more than enough to at least demonstrate that the numbers are falsified.
 
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apparently nicks been mad at ralph for some bullshit so they turned his view multiplier off. It's all extremely obvious, he went from a consistent 1200+ to 300 overnight. I decided to speedrun getting blocked while he was live and got 3 mins.
 

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AltisticRight said:
So a constant at 589 viewers suddenly dips to 157, then skyrockets to 2130, then it cliffdives to 643 as if your viewership is a Ponzi scheme crypto stablecoin imploding because of the based hedge funds at Citadel. How can someone's dynamic viewership resemble their 4 tits and bifurcate three times?
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A channel dedicated to drama is going to have fluctuating viewership depending on how hot the current drama is.

You see the same thing with Kino Casino. They had 2.7K viewers for the episode immediately prior to the Jaden/Simon stream, +6K for the Jaden/Simon stream, and then 3K plus change for the episode after.
 
Gaston LaNoir said:
A channel dedicated to drama is going to have fluctuating viewership depending on how hot the current drama is.

You see the same thing with Kino Casino. They had 2.7K viewers for the episode immediately prior to the Jaden/Simon stream, +6K for the Jaden/Simon stream, and then 3K plus change for the episode after.
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You don't know what you're talking about. The Kino Casino doesn't have a constant of 2000 over the span of several days, sudden drop to 200 then an immediate climb to 6000 in the matter of less than 10 minutes. Maybe actually try and understand the numbers, it's not that hard, I've dumbed it down to high school levels.

Also care to comment on why there's only a small collection of viewer counts despite about 8 months of daily data?

Imagine jannying for cozt.tv, Gator was paid more.
 
Gaston LaNoir said:
A channel dedicated to drama is going to have fluctuating viewership depending on how hot the current drama is.

You see the same thing with Kino Casino. They had 2.7K viewers for the episode immediately prior to the Jaden/Simon stream, +6K for the Jaden/Simon stream, and then 3K plus change for the episode after.
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Yeah there's a flaw in this argument. KC's numbers can fluctuate because of a guest or specific content. They have a very specific audience in some regards. In theory the Andy Dick episode should have been a massive ratings draw but only held 3k+. When they had Jaden, Simon and Jim on they crushed 6k.

The problem in your argument is that Ralph's numbers fluctuate wildly but his content doesn't. During this time he does the same thing every stream. Somehow him sitting in his truck screaming at his credit card issuer gets 1200 viewers but him waddling around a foreign country where we know the potential for drama is high due to outside factors and hes at 300?

Nah. Nick is angry that everyone talking about Ralph is more popular than him. Couple that with the fact he's massively upset about his Twitter fuck up and everyone is telling him he's only getting such harsh scrutiny this last month because of Ralph.
 
What happens when cozy fails? where will Gunt stream when Cozy.gov is off line?

Christorian X said:
Yeah there's a flaw in this argument. KC's numbers can fluctuate because of a guest or specific content. They have a very specific audience in some regards. In theory the Andy Dick episode should have been a massive ratings draw but only held 3k+. When they had Jaden, Simon and Jim on they crushed 6k.

The problem in your argument is that Ralph's numbers fluctuate wildly but his content doesn't. During this time he does the same thing every stream. Somehow him sitting in his truck screaming at his credit card issuer gets 1200 viewers but him waddling around a foreign country where we know the potential for drama is high due to outside factors and hes at 300?

Nah. Nick is angry that everyone talking about Ralph is more popular than him. Couple that with the fact he's massively upset about his Twitter fuck up and everyone is telling him he's only getting such harsh scrutiny this last month because of Ralph.
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Did you neck yourself? may all your Alts do the same RIP you Gout Guard POS.
 
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On the 8th of January, they changed the front page to include a "discover" tab, which does not include Ethan Oliver Ralph. I wonder why? I bet his antics are too much even for a multicultural White nationalist movement.

Archive from the 5th of January.
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Archive from the 8th.
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Now, this reminds of Zidan removing "cohost of the Killstream" from his twitter handle. What could this mean?

ETHAN RALPH HAS BEEN DISAVOWED BY NICHOLAS FUENTES!!
 
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TheAntiE-CelebLeague00 said:
Ralph is streaming and Nick Fuentes called in. He peaked at 2,100ish when Nick was on now that he is off he is at 1,900, now 1800 minutes later at 1700 and rapidly falling. Now I know most here wont believe the cozy numbers and they very well may be inflated, but the point is that Ralph peaks when another e-celeb is on and rapidly loses viewers when that e-celeb leaves. The trend is clear even if there is multiplier on the site.
His numbers rely on Nick F as of now. In the past they relied on Metokur, Masterson, IBS stuff, Rekieta, and others.
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This is obvious to me, the killstream has always been about the guests and cohosts. I didn't watch it much but Ralph always struck me as a milquetoast host even if I liked him for mirroring my political beliefs. What shocks me is that he has ANY fans left than prefer him over all the people hes burned bridges with. I want a full psychological profile of everyone that went to ralphamania and actually watches the killstream. Why?
 
This censorship from cozy.tv really does illuminate how these types of people have no political affiliation. It doesn't matter if you're a democrat or a republican, because lolcowdom knows no politics. These dumb faggots could claim that they're for "free speech", but in reality, they are just as big of snowflakes as the average libtard screeching about microaggressions.
 
Ralph going to rumble would be smart because he could then be more vulgar without worry and try to rebuild on a platform building it’s audience, thanks enough to blood enemy Nick “bottlecheeks” Rekieta. Right now the biggest issue is betraying the Mexican Führer and losing a substantial chunk of paypigs who turn against him when he moves on from cozy.

I’m more interested in seeing Ralph and Meigh drop the fake Christian trad they present themselves as currently and go full white trash goblin couple mode
 
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