Ralph's Cozy.tv - Anything Related to Ralph and his dealings with Cozy.tv
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I don't think he'll get kicked off. I think the site will die before that happens. It's a site being run by little boy Nick Fuentes. I'm sure Ralph bringing more attention to it from certain people will end up really exposing how poorly the site is coded and secured. I'm expecting something closer to secureserver.
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This looks like a barrel one would put fish in to shoot. I don't really put a lot of stock into the "the feds are doing things" shit but if I was a fed I would want all the wignat morons in one place, have them invest a bunch of time and money into it, then blow it the fuck up. Just a feeling I get.
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It's going to be like stream.me in that it will be a bunch of retards clamoring for top spot and punching each other in the nose on the way. The amount of drama that will come of this is going to be amazing... Assuming it lasts long enough.
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The above post is @Xyllon showing his work to show potential botting. I guess 'not chatting' on an internet talkshow isn't proof of bots but it seems verrrrrry sketchy. particularly for a "movement" that takes place entirely online.
ppp showed proof nick fuentes pads his own numbers when a stream of his started with 2.8k they removed the count manually then replaced it back up with about half that so they could steadily increase it over the course of the night, its also ralphs pattern of starting with whatever would be a decent number for his current situation then ramping it up overtime to brag about his bots later.
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edit lol ppp says he actually has even more proof its botted hes gathering
lol fuck wonder how much he lost between breaks and fees and forced but still paid downtime where he had to pay extra for the site to be accountable for their own shitty service to him and his paypigs instead of him getting the calls
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Augie is a very odd choice to put on your alt right streaming platform. Don't know why he would want to associate with these people especially with how well he's doing on youtube it's like he's trying to commit career suicide.
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Great that means Bourbon with Butters is now on cozy.tv
Unless that show is still behind his nonexistent paywall at secureserver
Also how long till Beardson decides to go for the Gunt shot and take down his fellow Hobbit? Like Highlander their can only be one, Mayor of the Shire in the Movement.
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Here's the first part of his first cozy.tv "game stream" which is the first hour or so until his stream crapped out. The first hour of a gaming stream with no games being played, just a very intoxicated Ralph ranting, coping, and sucking Nick Fuentes dick for allowing him on his streaming site.
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I wonder if you brought up the "Every day is the worst day of my life" scene from Office Space and put it next to Ralph, if people would be able to tell the difference.Here's the first part of his first cozy.tv "game stream" which is the first hour or so until his stream crapped out. The first hour of a gaming stream with no games being played, just a very intoxicated Ralph ranting, coping, and sucking Nick Fuentes dick for allowing him on his streaming site.
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Thanks for this.Here's the first part of his first cozy.tv "game stream" which is the first hour or so until his stream crapped out. The first hour of a gaming stream with no games being played, just a very intoxicated Ralph ranting, coping, and sucking Nick Fuentes dick for allowing him on his streaming site.
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First stream on Cozy TV for "Sunset Productions":
- Of course it has a 10min intro of shitty music.
- He loves everyone on Cozy except one person
- He wants to do an "Anthology" on GG with Beardson "if I don't get put in jail" but he "won't get into all that"
- The fundraiser is for his civil cases that he has to try to see his son. Completely lying about what they are about.
- He says he is going to use his "own money" too and then realizes that he is an online beggar and says they give him that money as well, but that this is for the people who want to contribute to his legal needs
- All money is going "straight to a fucking jew lawyer"
- "I don't expect to make money doing gamer streams"
- Whines about the picture being taken down with DMCA
- Pity party for Ralph, "my mom died this year, my dad two years ago, my son was born and I haven't got to see him, I was in a car wreck last weekend and almost got killed myself, I had to go to the hospital a few days before that"
- On the use of birther "she doesn't give me the courtesy of calling me his father" flips off Faith on video "i'll give her exactly what she gives me"
- He talks about the website asking him to take down the picture, he realized a picture of him flipping off the camera wasn't a good idea
- It's cached on Twitter and shows the picture of Xander and he is glad it does that
- "My soon is going to see one day, them trying to keep me from seeing him" does he actually believe this bullshit? How has he attempted to see Xander other than a very comfortable (for Ralph) video call?
- What he will have to go through the 6-8 months will not be fun but he prefers to "die like a man than live like a coward and let them bully me around" "I'd much rather be in jail or dead"
- He is going to use a photo of the ultrasound that he took himself (to own the alogs)
- "Associates of her, have to be careful what I say, try to cut me from my sons life" Ralph, all of this is on you, you antagonized that family, you weren't present for the birth, you haven't made the slightest effort to meet him
- He "almost" abandoned his son to "catch him on the flip side" but he isn't going to "accept what they're trying to do"
- Turns off camera after 10 min and audibly drinks
- Amanda is in NYC to "see the buffalo Bills this weekend with her family", she turned 17 and Ralph 36
- "You're only as old as the women you feel"
- "I was going for a younger class of woman for the couple of tries before that" Faith + Nora
- May went to the Nick Fuentes event in NY "she is 17 weeks pregnant with my baby daughter, she is very anti vax, even more than myself"
- "They wouldn't let me see my mom" "fuck you I'm not taking it for that reason"
- Plays clip from May's twitter showing Fuentes saying "thank God for the blacks in this city"
- Ralph is using lyft since he wrecked the car
- Turns camera back on around the 22 min mark
- Jealous of the blacks and hispanics because they can't get called racist or "Hitler pedophile"
- May "is a gem"
- May "has a lot to say but I can't repeat it here because of legal requirements" cucked and silenced by the law
- Shows his bruised tits 24:58 "it's my right titty actually" they both look like a bloated corpse that is decomposing but the right one is "the one that hurts"
- "I almost died last weekend, I wish I could say it was the first time but it was not" and you learn absolutely nothing from almost dying multiple times Ralph
- The "worst car wreck I've ever been in"
- Loves the platform "400 viewers" without needing to bot, of course he loves the inflated numbers
- Wants to show what he film with Wohl after the wreck "hopefully this week"
- "I could show it now, I filmed it myslef" what? Wasn't it a show? You idiots just filmed on your phones?
- Finding the "right woman" is very hard
- Starts talking about what he filmed with Wohl, he was impressed by the gifts brought by the pedos, "one brought a block of brie cheese" WHAT? Ralph's train of though is so bizarre
- He started "interrogating the pedo" but was throwing Wohl off so they told him to go away and come in later
- Claims the first pedo had "nothing on but a fucking towel" and Ralph was "roasting him immediately"
- Continues to focus on the cheese "I swear to God he had some fucking expensive ass cheese and salami" "AND he had THC candy... I'll get to that in a minute"
- Ralph walked up and breaks up a piece of the cheese "it was first person cheese eating", why was he so impressed with it???
- "I didn't get to take the salami, that was the only thing" very disappointed
- Ralph wishes he'd made the most unfunny hide the salami joke but he didn't think of it
- He ate the THC candy but they were "only 5 mg a piece so they didn't do shit to me"
- He starts rambling about how he IS going to play and how Cozy is legendary
- Suddenly gets very agitated about alliteration and how important it is, this coming from the barely literal wigger
- "IF YOUR NAME IS SHIT YOUR LIFE IS FUCKED... I'm just being real" says the midget with three first names and garbage life
- He envied his dad for being called "Ronnie Ralph" although "Ethan Ralph sounds good it is what it is, I like my name, it's fine"
- Sneaks in a little Fuentes cock sucking by saying his name is good
- "Are we gonna play?" he says for the 100th time
- Starts talking about Beardson and how he's known him for a long time
- Turns off camera to drink 34 min mark
- Recounts how the kill report got big off of the BA meltdown
- Immediately cuts himself off after mentioning Metokur
- He "forgets" why he wasn't on good terms with Nick "he said something or something happened", don't pretend you angry dwarf, you remember every comment anyone ever makes about you
- Turns camera back on and immediately starts wiping his nose
- Tries to portray the beef with Nick as people "getting in [his] ear and spinning comments" I'm sure someone can post a link the video of Fuentes talking shit about Ralph to remind him
- More cock slobbering Fuentes for being loyal and not abandoning Baked (like Ralph did) "I'm not trying to suck his ass" yes you are
- Continues with the "love" for Fuentes for a few minutes
- "I think Augie is a piece of shit"
- Starts laughing incoherently about something Beardson said
- Rambling on and on about cozy tv, talks about the people "I don't have a blood feud with"
- Sounds very congested at this point, he is snorting something for sure
- He doesn't feel right unless he has a verified check next to his name so he is asking people to follow
- He visibly and audibly swallows after snorting around 43:47, typical behavior of someone snorting drugs, he definitely did when the cam was off
- Trying to figure out vidya
- Rant on battlefield because he gets to drive tanks
- Trying to figure out OBS
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- Spends several minutes unsuccessfully trying to get sound from his PS5 to play
- Whines about using a black magic atom mini that cost an "insane amount of money, 300$ ". No matter how much you spend on it Ralph if you're too stupid to understand basic functionality it won't make a difference
- After almost 7 minutes he gets it to work and is super proud of himself "BOOM HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT" taps the microphone a few times to punish his audience for his own stupidity
- The pig needs a break "we'll start in five minutes, can I play a song? I need it for myslef"
- Dead air while asking the audience what music to play
- Turns cam off and plays song
- Still sitting there while shouting over the music and tapping the microphone, why does he even play the song? Probably to do a few lines off camera
- Some more sperging off camera "we're about to some Willie Nelson shit, the IRS *unintelligible*, we don't give a shit, fuck this government"
- Turns cam back on/song ends "we have to play video games"
- "we have to have stickers"
- More "love cozy tv" bullshit
- "There's a reason I've been around all these years, I'm not dumb"
- More Nick cock sucking
- Again "me and him got into a little tiff and I said fuck this guy, I'm a gamergate vet"
- Ralph has started to use a soundboard, oh no what will gator do!
- "He's been very complementary" How much Fuentes cock can he suck?
- The GG anthology is the most excited he has been about any project
- It has to be 20 to 40 part series, 60-90 min per episode. Who the fuck is gonna watch that?
- GG was a "seminal event in Internet history"
- "Bring gator and other people who were around at the time"
- "TRR is the biggest repository of GG information"
- "Beardson and me had a beef too!!!" Almost like you have beef with everyone, to the point where you are the problem? No "if you're around long enough you get in arguments with everyone"
- Slurring more, more congested than before
- "Holy shit 530 are watching me? That's crazy!"
- Sperging about @Flamenco 1:07:40 "faggot, loser, a very attentive ball sucker, sucked my balls for years"
- "Ralph was happy to see that Augie is on Cozy" Ralph actually smiled when he saw that" speaking on 3rd person "it didn't bother me at all" "why would I be pissed?" Vaguely referencing KF posts about him seething about Augie joining
- Stream dies mid sentence
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Man who makes $70,000 a year and wins big in Vegas added his legal grift link to his cozy.tv description.
Brag more about your fiscals, Ralph. He doesn't even have $10,000 in his bank as an emergency fund.
We all know 100% of the donations will go towards his 4th Vegas trip of the year.
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Ralph, your paypigs are fucking stupid, but even they'll start to put the pieces together that they don't need to give you money if you're buying games willy-nilly and having a vote about it, then bragging about how much money you spent on a piece of tech you don't even understand.
The PS5 has streaming shit built in you nimby. For fucks sake.
The PS5 has streaming shit built in you nimby. For fucks sake.
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Some of them are black too!
Ralph had the option to earn thousands of dollars during the year long groyper civil war as no one was covering it but PPP and ex AF spergs. He even sided against his own cohost CWC who was very much involved in the war. Cause Ralph knows that half of his audience is groypers and if he goes against Fuentes that means he will face serious shortterm loss of groyper paypiggies. He hasn't really tought trough if Fuentes is gonna be the horse that last the entire race. Its just that hes top dog for now.
Even tough Fuentes is hated by Rand and Dego and even tough Fuentes is tangled up by the Feds. Ralph has the common criminal mindset thinks its worth to risk jail for like a 100 dollars. Its like a nog breaking a car window is he thinking of the years he risks going to jail or is he thinking of his next hit of drugs?
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Lil'Nipplets did lick the boots of Nicki Minaj and other Black rappers/sings/whatevers who were against the jab mandate, checks itself out.
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So, he went on a pedo hunting safari and ate all the food and drugs that the pedos brought for their intended victims? He's lucky he didnt get roofied. Or maybe he did but he has the body mass and slow metabolism to render it ineffective.
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He's already risking jail by his stunted mental capacity to understand cause and effect and what laws are. Remember, the narcissist is never to blame!
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You rendition reminds me of an H.R. Geiger art
Maybe if the colors were slightly washed away and a hover jet like Mr. Gutsy) was added we would see the full fusion of Gunt/ Geiger.
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