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Hüftpriester said:
Before Meigh...before even the sex tape, Ralph took Fai Fai horseback riding. And as usual, he didn't have the self awareness not to post a pic.
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You can almost see the poor horse's legs buckling under the weight of the Gunt. I'm sure it had to be sent to the glue factory shortly thereafter but it's still a funny picture.
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That poor horse, reminds me of this.
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My Top 10 underrated moments are:
1. Ralph saying he's willing to die in the ring vs Randbot and how he'd love to murder Gator.
2. The entire "Rad Roberts" persona he used with Vickers.
3. Ralph wearing that outrageously ill fitting suit to AFPAC.
4. Ralph inadvertently telling Mundane Matt that his Father had a DNA test because he thought Sandra was a whore.
5. Ralph claiming the insurance agent from his crash was a fan of the killstream.
6. Ralph calling Milo "Master Milo" on air.
7. Ethan's worry, anger and anxiety when Coach let it slip Ethan cheated on Nora in Knoxville.
8. Ralph brake-checking a truck with his pregnant fiance in the vehicle and claiming that's what his momma taught him.
9. Ralph flexing his overpriced, plain steak in Vegas.
10. Ethan saying Faith's pussy was loose while he had active matters before the court regarding her, and considering the Memphis micro.
 
My favorite moment was the Jim breakup where Jim says "I was never your friend, I told you directly to your face". Ralph, choking back tears, managed to say "WELL I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND EITHER FUCKER!!".
 
Fannyscum said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ba6kahBzy-Y(Sorry no Archive, I'm phoneposting)
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Note that the quad-tit was visible even then, and we didn't realize what we were seeing. Who would have? It's a medical mystery.

On another note, has anyone seen ralph smile that that since knoxville? I don't think he ever will again, and not just because his face is incapable of it after having been rearranged by underage prostitutes in lisbon.
 
My new favorite is when he pauses his rants to take a tiny sip of his shitty Starbucks latte through a metal straw. Clearly you aren't as tough as you pretend to be, or you would be drinking black coffee out of an actual cup. Maybe he'll trade in the truck for a Prius next, since he's so environmentally conscious.
 
6thRanger said:
My Top 10 underrated moments are:
1. Ralph saying he's willing to die in the ring vs Randbot and how he'd love to murder Gator.
2. The entire "Rad Roberts" persona he used with Vickers.
3. Ralph wearing that outrageously ill fitting suit to AFPAC.
4. Ralph inadvertently telling Mundane Matt that his Father had a DNA test because he thought Sandra was a whore.
5. Ralph claiming the insurance agent from his crash was a fan of the killstream.
6. Ralph calling Milo "Master Milo" on air.
7. Ethan's worry, anger and anxiety when Coach let it slip Ethan cheated on Nora in Knoxville.
8. Ralph brake-checking a truck with his pregnant fiance in the vehicle and claiming that's what his momma taught him.
9. Ralph flexing his overpriced, plain steak in Vegas.
10. Ethan saying Faith's pussy was loose while he had active matters before the court regarding her, and considering the Memphis micro.
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11. Ethan :"I stomped on him while he was on the ground, being held down by 4 security guards, posing no treat!" Chaggot:"Yeah! And it got it on video!" Ethan "Weeeeell, naaaaah, i'm just kidding"
 
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When he for some reason posted this picture, its extra funny now that we know that the eye thing will be permanent, and it marks the beginning of the sun glasses era Ralph, he must be reminded of what happened each time his glasses come off and he sees his reflection..
 
Solodomor said:
My absolute favorite is when @Null was on Ralph's stream, and Ralph said that he was "very smart", which made @Null laugh so hard that his audio cut out.

Also, I think that the clip will be posted as audio only, but don;t worry, youre not missing much. The video version is just Ralph's ugly mug looking right at the camera. I attached the full clip from Sunrise Productions down below.

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THANK YOU i love this clip so much.
 
PeggieBigCock said:
That whole stream was literally orgasmic, the humiliation level was porn tier.
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i notice ralph has been really less confident in pushing his bullshit after that or pretending to be ralpha, i mean he does it still but hell usually back off controlling the narrative easier or almost pleadingly. its hard to describe, before he was like a coward who was confident enough to yell in his fortress that you suck and its nawt trooo in fact you suck shit and hes ralpha and trying to control the narrative, now it seems like he has to pretend to even be that.

Also if were talking underrated ralpha moments we need to find an archive of his kumite debut he literally rees at bryan dunn and copes with everyone else from gg not even seeing the calls to come on lol

update the video isnt deleted its private, which means tonkasaw still has access to it
 
I'm actually fascinated by how emotionally vulnerable he is. There are two people he has been in love with, Nora and Jim, and in both cases he exploded at them in an impressive display of impotent, tearful rage. First Metokur made fun of him, and Ralph is a drunken emotional retard, alternately blubbering and ragepigging at Jim during their confrontation. Then he gets paranoid and when someone who might be associated with Nora makes fun of him, he preemptively ragepigs at his ex-wife on stream, despite no evidence she had anything to do with it. I'm sure he's crying every night while holding Nora's old dildo in his guntfolds.

That's why my favorite Gunt moments are whenever you can see his fragile fatty heart on display. When he talks how he would fuck Metokur and Milo on stream, every time you can hear his voice falter when Metokur tells him he's not his friend on old Killstreams (which was more than once), whenever he talks about Nora and it's obvious she was the only genuinely good, valuable person in his life. I bet Nora's silence is killing him, because if she ever spoke publicly against him, it would give him an actual reason to really hate her, but she just dropped him and went on with her life, and his ego can't take it.

Aside from that, his trip to Portugal is the gift that keeps on giving, even more than the sex tape. The moment he posted his busted face was amazing, 11/10, would watch again.
 
Harry Angel said:
I'm actually fascinated by how emotionally vulnerable he is. There are two people he has been in love with, Nora and Jim, and in both cases he exploded at them in an impressive display of impotent, tearful rage. First Metokur made fun of him, and Ralph is a drunken emotional retard, alternately blubbering and ragepigging at Jim during their confrontation. Then he gets paranoid and when someone who might be associated with Nora makes fun of him, he preemptively ragepigs at his ex-wife on stream, despite no evidence she had anything to do with it. I'm sure he's crying every night while holding Nora's old dildo in his guntfolds.

That's why my favorite Gunt moments are whenever you can see his fragile fatty heart on display. When he talks how he would fuck Metokur and Milo on stream, every time you can hear his voice falter when Metokur tells him he's not his friend on old Killstreams (which was more than once), whenever he talks about Nora and it's obvious she was the only genuinely good, valuable person in his life. I bet Nora's silence is killing him, because if she ever spoke publicly against him, it would give him an actual reason to really hate her, but she just dropped him and went on with her life, and his ego can't take it.

Aside from that, his trip to Portugal is the gift that keeps on giving, even more than the sex tape. The moment he posted his busted face was amazing, 11/10, would watch again.
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I'm betting another part of the Nora connection has to do with his mother most likely loving her and him being married making her happy. Aside from that, Nora defended and protected everything he had while he was in jail out of no reason but love. I get the sense most everyone in his young life used or mocked him so Nora was like a miracle for him and he pissed it away.
 
Important Ralphahistorical artefact here. The very moment when the word "sektur" was coined just as Ralph yelled at Rekieta that he'd shit all over himself and that it was not poo.
 
OldGuy said:
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When he for some reason posted this picture, its extra funny now that we know that the eye thing will be permanent, and it marks the beginning of the sun glasses era Ralph, he must be reminded of what happened each time his glasses come off and he sees his reflection..
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Strangely enough they did somehow beat the ugly out of him this one time. Cause this is the only photo in where he doesn't look too terrible. Maybe it's all the facial swelling.
 
CECA Loather said:
Important Ralphahistorical artefact here. The very moment when the word "sektur" was coined just as Ralph yelled at Rekieta that he'd shit all over himself and that it was not poo.
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Not to dispute the settled science here, but are we sure this is the first time? While it's the most iconic, wasn't the term Sektur coined due to that influence in the alt-rjght model and Ralph not wanting to call it a sphere and invite fat jokes?

Sammich said:
What i've been seeing said is that he doesn't want to use sphere because someone will call him a big fat sphere.
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Here's some discourse about it from 2021.
 
6thRanger said:
Not to dispute the settled science here, but are we sure this is the first time? While it's the most iconic, wasn't the term Sektur coined due to that influence in the alt-rjght model and Ralph not wanting to call it a sphere and invite fat jokes?


Here's some discourse about it from 2021.
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damn, well over 3, maybe even 3 and a half years ago. This shit has being going on much longer than any of his want to admit, stream.me shut down what, 5 maybe 6 years ago?
 
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