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Him dancing around like a retard and singing in front of Blaze studios in Texas was fantastic and I almost didn't believe it was real when I saw it.
 
I looked everywhere for the gods plan clip in gif form to make my pfp. Peak Ralph. The guy just got done for revenge porn and he was celebrating it because the sentence was the lightest he could have got.

Keep in mind:
- he still plead to the charge
- a sex offence
- of revenge porn
- where he revealed huffing shit
- revealed the memphis micro
- launched a new series of guntwave
- concerning his first kids mother
- in the car with his second kids mother
- dancing to nigger music
- he recorded/streamed it

Peak. Ralph.
 
Ralph appears at 1:07:00 to shit in YOFA's mouth.
"A crackwhore won't even suck your dick, worse, she's making fun of you in front of thousands".
Pretty good takedown at that time, except we're in 2022 and even Alice wouldn't suck the Ralphamicro consensually.
I know we're comparing dog shit to dog shit, but "Erin" is a lot more presentable than Alice.
 
"I have some swatting right here" :story:
its like a bit but he's too stupid to be doing it ironically. he's literally a character from a writers room. slapping to a nigga
Him dancing around like a retard and singing in front of Blaze studios in Texas was fantastic and I almost didn't believe it was real when I saw it.
case in point; its the sort of dumb shit Monkey Jones would have done satirically if he was obsessed with a hoodrat instead of an incel.
 
I love the clip of Ralph saying he would slit PPP's throat and the recent clip of him at the bowling alley yelling " I DON'T SCARE, I DONT SCARE, YOU NEED TO KILL ME TO GET ME OUT OF THIS HELL" but there are so many good moments. There is a clip from like the very first Vegas trip in like November of 2020 or something where he and may are at an Applebee's and the hostess come up to him and asks if he is Josh Moon. Underated, fantastic clip.
 
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You can almost see the poor horse's legs buckling under the weight of the Gunt
That poor horse in now in a glue factory
 
Top 10 underrated Ralphamale moments and quotes:

1) He kept repeating "here in my palatial estate" in his first stream after getting the shit kicked out of him in Portugal
2) Ever since that stream he can't help but end most sentences with "Do you understand?"
3) NOW LET'S WATCH SOME FUCKING TRANNIES
4) When he shaved his head live on air
5) When Mob Rats Exposed called him a clown
6) When Nick Fuentes called his life "sordid" not a week ago
7) His fake rings
8) NOT THE OVEN DOOOoooOOOOOooOOOOooooOooor
9) I'm comped nigga
10) When he got visited by the police right after diving into the hotel pool with Mantsu who'd just finished her bikini stream
 
2) Ever since that stream he can't help but end most sentences with "Do you understand?"
I’ve been wondering why he does this so much now. I mean, he ends almost every sentence with “Do you understand?” Anyone have any theories as to why he does this?
 
I’ve been wondering why he does this so much now. I mean, he ends almost every sentence with “Do you understand?” Anyone have any theories as to why he does this?
It's because he mumbles and slurs himself so much due to alcohol and getting his face rearranged.
 
I’ve been wondering why he does this so much now. I mean, he ends almost every sentence with “Do you understand?” Anyone have any theories as to why he does this?
He saw it in a movie or tv show, thought it sounded cool, now he's parroting it.
 
One of my favorite underrated Ralphamoments was when he busted out the thesaurus and made a sock account in the summer of 2020. This was just weeks before he filmed himself eating shit out of Faith's anus.
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