Ralphamale W's - We post a lot about Ralph's L's and it's only fair we document his victories

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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard

Capt. Jean Luc Ritard

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Ralph scored a major victory last week, as Dan confirmed he is not 5'1" like the faggots here on ReeRee Farms think. He is actually (with his 2 inch high heeled sneakers) 5'5", putting him in the gaudy 10th percentile of all men in the US. Quick math shows that there are only 14,616,000 men in the US taller (and thus more manly) than him. Get rekt, KF.
 
Great, now someone needs to measure his dick and confirm it's actually 3 inches instead of the 2 we saw.
 
Gunty already has two more children than Null. His genes will live on while the only legacy that the owner of this site will have is in constant risk of disappearing.
 
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Gunty already has two more children than Null. His genes will live on while the only legacy that the owner of this site will have is in constant risk of disappearing.
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Using that definition of “W”, that means Ronnie Ralph was a “winner” too?
 
Ralph has defeated vickers in court over and over and is forcing Vickers to raise his son while ralph contributes nothing. Instead he drinks expensive alcohol, does cool drugs, drives a big ass truck, gambles like a high-roller, hires the finest escorts in las vegas, eats the finest steaks, and sleeps on a king sized mattress.
Vickers just seethes online and sends money to faith. Permanently Gunted
 
He is actually (with his 2 inch high heeled sneakers) 5'5", putting him in the gaudy 10th percentile of all men in the US. Quick math shows that there are only 14,616,000 men in the US taller (and thus more manly) than him.
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I think that you need to add another zero to that number.

The Chris Chan arrest was a big W for Ralph. The audience didn't stick around, and he damaged his reputation by DMCA'ing people, but he managed to make some money, which I'm sure the Vegas casinos appreciated.

Being nigger rich and having threesomes with pornstar escorts is definitely a W for a coomer like Ralph.

Having Pantsu acknowledge that she's a cuckquean is also a W for Ralph. He gets to pretend that he's #trad at home, but is still free to slay pussy if he wants to. Depending on the circumstances, he gets to dunk on men who are too faithful to their wives or he can shame them for not having a supportive enough wives. Of course this is also what his incel audience wishes they could have, and they are dumb enough to think that Ralph's life is real.

Xander was initially a W for Ralph. Having a genetic legacy, but not being forced to provide any support is the ideal situation for white trash like Ralph. Just look at how quickly he fucked off to Portugal after finally being around a child.
 
The horrific sunburn Ralph has gotten waddling around Portugal might turn into a brief tan so he's got that going for him.
 
He's got loyal viewers who keep sending him money despite being a retarded fat piece of shit. I guess that's more than most of us can say for ourselves.
 
He managed to pick an opponent more inept and retarded than he is in the Vickers clan and continues to stack low effort W's against their combined strength
 
Genuinely making a thread about Ralph's W's would be the shortest one on KF...

And it'd still be twice the size of his dick :gunt:
 
If it's true ralph has a humiliation fetish then he's been taking lots of Ws lately, his fat 2 incher was probably rock hard for days after the last Portugal beatdown
 
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I can't think of a single L the Ralphamale has ever taken!

Go to prison for swinging at a female cop? We got the KILLSTREAM BABY!
Burned bridges? LOL this is just the vince McMann arc and Ralph is reaching ChrisChan levels of fame.
Adrian Blair WON? LOL, ho's mad. She can't contact HIM anymore and he put a baby in hotter younger pussy behind her back and troll Nora cause she had a crush on Adrian Blair.
Alice Drama? LOL! Did you cum in Alice's mouth?! Didn't think so. The Ralphamale did baby and no one can stop him!

Even the most recent portalgaul beating he didn't get his purse stolen and totally wasn't mad and upset or even hurt when they beat him up so thats basically a win and he would do it all again
 
>Ralphamale W's
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