🎨 Artcow Ralph Lee "Rick" Wagner III - "Lyric Poet", Racist, Homophobe, Autistic Boomhauer Impersonator

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Null as a pizza delivery guy? The pizzas would never be delivered!

Speaking of which, it might be that hilarious voicemail, or that it's Friday, but I'm in an awesome mood. Gonna grab a slice. Have a killer night

Also nig sounds like Wilford Brimley:
 
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I started reading this thread from the beginning...holy shit. I haven't laughed this hard at something in a long time. I have a lot of comedian friends, and they'd kill just to get laughs like this.
 
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Dude's fucking wasted. Can't make out a word he's saying.

"Are you running pizzas yet, or have you got on as a legitimate debt collector? Maybe you can stay out of the joint that way. Keep it up on putting all the people together that got a gripe on you. Keep blasting those kids. Heck, contact your neighbors and tell them what you're up to."

I still have many questions about the connection between pizza delivery, debt collection, and not going to jail.
 
I heard "keep molesting those kids" rather than blasting. Makes more sense since he's now talking to Vordrak, to whom everyone is a pedophile.

As for the connection, he thinks the farms are going to be raided by the FBI imminently and all of us arrested. He seems to be implying that Dear Leader should shut down the farms before that happens and make a living doing an "honest" job, like pizza delivery or debt collection that will be far less likely to see him arrested.

He's old as fuck and a moron, basically.
 
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I heard "keep molesting those kids" rather than blasting. Makes more sense since he's now talking to Vordrak, to whom everyone is a pedophile.

As for the connection, he thinks the farms are going to be raided by the FBI imminently and all of us arrested. He seems to be implying that Dear Leader should shut down the farms before that happens and make a living doing an "honest" job, like pizza delivery or debt collection that will be far less likely to see him arrested.

He's old as fuck and a moron, basically.

If he is saying "molesting", then I think he might actually be referring to Pizzagate - suggesting they got away with their crimes, while Null totally isn't because Ralph Wagner is on the case.
 
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Keep copying my material, pushing that aids poem. Which is copyrighted and someday I'll get you for it. We'll make you a lot of friends, since you don't have any alternatives offering in the first place, so too bad you don't get something going. Too bad you don't believe in God for healing of your disease, or too bad you don't believe in mineral bath so you can go and get healed of your disease, but that's just your tranny way of thinking. You're here doing fine. Keep doing it by the way. What's happening your mom? Pay your phone bill and answer your phone. Okay? Have a good day tranny .copyright infringement, arsonist. Let's see what else you got done. I put your arrest record together. Four arrests? How'd your psycho thing go? Have a good day. Bye.
 

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Hey moon, this is Wagner. How you doing, Mr. Gay Power? And you might want to take my stuff off your site, quit the heckling out of me and all the other stuff. I got a contact Cloudflare too, thanks for reminding me. You wanted my face. Sorry, if you don't like my straight ideas, but as I was saying, you're a faggot, I'm a bigot. Everybody's got their own thing. So we will keep after you on this thing. Yes, I learn how to do hacking and everything else, and maybe we'll get you to jail too, for being a child molester. So people find out more about you. Have a nice day and don't get it running drugs too much, alright? We'll do a little advertising for you in that area. Thank you.

He's back on his voicemail bullshit
 
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