Ralph <3 Keffals - Unlikely lolcow friends form an alliance against Null

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XxTardWranglerxX said:
I sucked off spoke to the network and got an advance copy of the script a few months from now:

"I was actually always against Keffals. I just wanted the Farms to go down but I was never ok with anything about Keffals, I talked about it very openly and extensively on this very show, I don't know why those alogs are acting like I was ever a fan of Keffals."

*Spends a month obsessing over Keffals covering material gathered on the Farms and acting like he personally investigated this*

"NO KEFFAL'S, NOOOOOO!!!"

*Ralph being too irrelevant for a Wikipedia article, completely flies under the radar and even someone as attention-hungry as Keffals does not engage*

*Keffals' 15 minutes passes and they lose notoriety on the Internet*

"ANOTHER RALPHAMALE W! TOTAL RALPHAMALE VICTORY! RALPH OUTLASTS ANOTHER LADIES AND GENTLEMAN THE RALPHAMALE CURSE! *Tony Soprano gif*
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On the bright side for keffals if they get a restraining order against ralph it's another thing in common with cis women
Tard Whisperer said:
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Ralph's owner doesn't approve of their relationship, but I know true love when I see it ♥️
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SiggerNlayer said:
Wasn't this homosexual saying that deplatforming was based and commanding his twink brigade to mass flag twitter accounts just like a month ago?
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You're missing that Nick loves reading Ralph's forum as much as anyone else here. This site goes down he's out of his favorite afternoon entertainment same as any of us. Hell nick Fuentes could be here under an account posting himself , maybe he's calling Ralph a piggy rn, probably even has an oat milk avatar, maybe he got sick of a certain fat hog talking about his sister and wants to make ralph kiss his ass even as he basically openly says he's mocking him at this very moment
 
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Null said:
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Ralph, Queen Keffal's bitch and Nick Fuentes's waterboy, doubles down on why he loves the taste of gash.
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I love how he flat-out says Cloudflare is correct and that opposing their philosophy will likely get him deplatformed/kicked off the Internet in the future, destroying his livelihood……but he doesn‘t care because of his one-sided blood feud with the pedophile owner of the Karen Farms, Josh Moon.

Another genius take from the fattest retard in the sektur. Also love how Ethan “Gamergate” Gunt is siding with Brianna Wu 2.0, supporting the SJWs. You lick that tranny gash, boy.
 
I'm Just A Worm said:
It’s still the funniest fucking thing ever that Ethan ”Short-Bus” Ralph loudly and publicly supported a child-molesting troon who wants to deplatform and dox every alt-right person they find. I haven’t kept up with Ralph but if an alt-right audience went with him that is just levels of retardation I can’t imagine.
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If Keffals had any degree of power in American government people like Ralph would be declared extremist enemies of the state and imprisoned. I have no doubt in my mind that would happen. Either Ralph is too retarded to know that or he just doesn't care as long as it means owning that GOD DAMN JOSHUA MOON
 
Deathfromabove said:
If Keffals had any degree of power in American government people like Ralph would be declared extremist enemies of the state and imprisoned. I have no doubt in my mind that would happen. Either Ralph is too retarded to know that or he just doesn't care as long as it means owning that GOD DAMN JOSHUA MOON
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I'm pretty sure Josh has said Ralph would get on his knees and suck a black dick if it would slightly inconvenience the farms or Josh, and I now totally believe that Ralph would.
 
Null said:
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Ralph, Queen Keffal's bitch and Nick Fuentes's waterboy, doubles down on why he loves the taste of gash.
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Completely retarded drivel from the fat worthless pig, property of Lucas Roberts and Nicholas Fuentes.
- no one is stalking your children, people are merely commenting on the images with the creepy messages that YOU chose to put out in the PUBLIC. Moron. Who's strapping a GoPro to their chest and following you in the strip malls you frequent? Speaking of stalking, who went to film Chris Chan's arrest, and even sent his ugly horse to knock the door?
- killstream.tv wasn't hacked, it was the host that got compromised and the information was released on raidforums. Another lie.

"Reinstate Andrew Anglin", keep sucking that riceburner pervert's cock, simp.
 
Deathfromabove said:
If Keffals had any degree of power in American government people like Ralph would be declared extremist enemies of the state and imprisoned. I have no doubt in my mind that would happen. Either Ralph is too retarded to know that or he just doesn't care as long as it means owning that GOD DAMN JOSHUA MOON
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I don't think he plans on living that long like deep down he has to know that with his life style five more years are really fucking optimistic. He wants to live just long enough to see the things he feels slighted him in some way burn to the ground. I may be reading too much into it and what's left of his brain encased in fat and Maker's Mark isn't even capable of thoughts that complex anymore but in the end who really knows.
 
MeltyTW said:
You're missing that Nick loves reading Ralph's forum as much as anyone else here. This site goes down he's out of his favorite afternoon entertainment same as any of us. Hell nick Fuentes could be here under an account posting himself , maybe he's calling Ralph a piggy rn, probably even has an oat milk avatar, maybe he got sick of a certain fat hog talking about his sister and wants to make ralph kiss his ass even as he basically openly says he's mocking him at this very moment
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Nick is secretly @AltisticRight and swatted MTG for something to talk about on his show
 
Kinda sucks that Keffals moved his protest to Australia... they so won't let Ralph in Australia. Would have been nice to see Gunt getting beaten in southern hemisphere.
 
Surprising absolutely nobody, Ralph and his professed pedophile bride to be swear fealty to a groomer. And here I was thinking 2022 was going to be boring!
 
I was hoping something funny would come out of this "alliance" but all Ralph has done is cope and seethe on Twitter and his stream like normal, just with more axe wound licking. Only thing remotely close to being funny is him trying to double back to appease Nick, while not trying to piss off his new gf.
 
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