Ralph <3 Keffals - Unlikely lolcow friends form an alliance against Null

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They have finally proven Horseshoe theory, after all those years! Don Sargon was finally vindicated! He just didn't realise that the Horseshoe theory only applies to the political views of online personalities on the spectrum, which will indeed converge at one point for both the left and those LARPing right, the point that everything is always only about them and how they feel. Now we just need Trump to tweet about GG2.0 and the 20 year plan will come into fruition!
 
“Is that Ethel Ralph of the Ralph Reply? That stunning and brave trans-woman who stood with her partner against an alt-right hate mob? We sooo need to get her an interview with NBC News to speak out about those Nazi misogynists who run a cult of personality around a half-Latinx race traitor bigot and a streaming service called… Cuddles?”
 
Expendable Zaku said:
“Is that Ethel Ralph of the Ralph Reply? That stunning and brave trans-woman who stood with her partner against an alt-right hate mob? We sooo need to get her an interview with NBC News to speak out about those Nazi misogynists who run a cult of personality around a half-Latinx race traitor bigot and a streaming service called… Cuddles?”
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It’s Adriethan Blalph of the Kween Stream
 
I sucked off spoke to the network and got an advance copy of the script a few months from now:

"I was actually always against Keffals. I just wanted the Farms to go down but I was never ok with anything about Keffals, I talked about it very openly and extensively on this very show, I don't know why those alogs are acting like I was ever a fan of Keffals."

*Spends a month obsessing over Keffals covering material gathered on the Farms and acting like he personally investigated this*

"NO KEFFAL'S, NOOOOOO!!!"

*Ralph being too irrelevant for a Wikipedia article, completely flies under the radar and even someone as attention-hungry as Keffals does not engage*

*Keffals' 15 minutes passes and they lose notoriety on the Internet*

"ANOTHER RALPHAMALE W! TOTAL RALPHAMALE VICTORY! RALPH OUTLASTS ANOTHER LADIES AND GENTLEMAN THE RALPHAMALE CURSE! *Tony Soprano gif*
 
Inside your walls said:
Since the return of my favorite pro-Raffles ship website, I decided to make some celebration fanart
for this stunning and brave pairing that surpasses everything <3
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Transparent version for those who totally don't wanna photoshop them hanging out behind Arby's or at Epstein's Island
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I drawed a picture of their origin story. They both used to be normal Russian people before the devastations of radiation. They call themselves the ex-men.
 
To save your family from getting raped and killed you have to do one of the following, choose wisely.

1: lick underneath the gunt crease, one full long lick all the way across

2: lick Keffals stinky Amhole, one full tung swirl along the axe-wound

What’s your choice?
 
Scumsucker said:
To save your family from getting raped and killed you have to do one of the following, choose wisely.

1: lick underneath the gunt crease, one full long lick all the way across

2: lick Keffals stinky Amhole, one full tung swirl along the axe-wound

What’s your choice?
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I tell my family "I never liked you fuckers anyhow"
Also what the fuck is wrong with you getting this kind of fucked up scenario in your head.
 
Scumsucker said:
To save your family from getting raped and killed you have to do one of the following, choose wisely.

1: lick underneath the gunt crease, one full long lick all the way across

2: lick Keffals stinky Amhole, one full tung swirl along the axe-wound

What’s your choice?
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I’d do both then rape and kill my family myself, but maybe I’m just a little twisted
 
Whimpy said:
We need to start sending Ralph all the post-op Keffles porn (especially the fart ones) to slowly condition him to become more attracted to Keffles. He will absolutely fall for the superior neo-box and then his mind will open up to pursue Keffles romantically!
Maybe the dom vids will actually indoctrinate Ralph into becoming subservient to Kaffles and thus also pick up sissy hypno stuff. Finally, the egg will crack!!! Just IMAGINE the polygamous POWER COUPLE fighting for trans children rights and paypigs! 😍Rafalls + horse must sail the high seas people!!😍
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Oh man we should've seen this coming when Neigh wanted to become a boy.

Ethan will not stop, he needs more
 
It’s still the funniest fucking thing ever that Ethan ”Short-Bus” Ralph loudly and publicly supported a child-molesting troon who wants to deplatform and dox every alt-right person they find. I haven’t kept up with Ralph but if an alt-right audience went with him that is just levels of retardation I can’t imagine.

Glad you love the trannies Ralph, you dumb faggot lmao. Very based. You’d fit right in with the Keffals Krew with your love and support of pedophiles and lolicon enthusiasts. Fat, micro-dick having midget.

Hope Ralph enjoys the upcoming Josh and Jim stream! Remember when Ralph used to try and push the narrative that Jim hated Josh? LOL, you’re such a retard piggy.
 
I'm Just A Worm said:
It’s still the funniest fucking thing ever that Ethan ”Short-Bus” Ralph loudly and publicly supported a child-molesting troon who wants to deplatform and dox every alt-right person they find. I haven’t kept up with Ralph but if an alt-right audience went with him that is just levels of retardation I can’t imagine.

Glad you love the trannies Ralph, you dumb faggot lmao. Very based. You’d fit right in with the Keffals Krew with your love and support of pedophiles and lolicon enthusiasts. Fat, micro-dick having midget.

Hope Ralph enjoys the upcoming Josh and Jim stream! Remember when Ralph used to try and push the narrative that Jim hated Josh? LOL, you’re such a retard piggy.
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Ralph sure does love him some penis.
 
Scumsucker said:
To save your family from getting raped and killed you have to do one of the following, choose wisely.

1: lick underneath the gunt crease, one full long lick all the way across

2: lick Keffals stinky Amhole, one full tung swirl along the axe-wound

What’s your choice?
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I think you've put many of us in a position to let our loved ones be raped and murdered.
 
Scumsucker said:
To save your family from getting raped and killed you have to do one of the following, choose wisely.

1: lick underneath the gunt crease, one full long lick all the way across

2: lick Keffals stinky Amhole, one full tung swirl along the axe-wound

What’s your choice?
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Claim inheritance and quadruple that life insurance.
Joke of course, I'll shoot myself.

Ralph makes an appearance here.
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