Racial trading cards - Playing the race card

[awoo]

Sorry if this is the wrong section to post. A long time ago I had the autistic idea based on "playing the race card", actual trading cards for different races like Pokemon. They would be based on stereotypes like east asian people being long-living with small peens, blacks being good at sports but not as intelligent, and Abos being utterly retarded and the worst tier. Then you could play like Civ where you have to try to take over the world. What do you guys think? I'm not really into trading cards but it could be funny to mock up.

 

[JamusActimus]

 

[Zero Day Defense]

"I summon you! Niggaboy!"

(Just imagine Dan Green voicing that line.)

 

[Considered HARMful]

I would donate to a gofundme and subscribe to a newsletter.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

 

[ToroidalBoat]

It'd be nice if people of different ethnicities could innocently poke fun at eachother, just like harmless poking fun at different Western European countries used to be in the late 20th century. But this is the endless Current Year Clown World 2020+, where just about everything is offensive, and poking fun at "people of color" is a grave sin in the Cult of Woke (like drawing Mohamed is in Islam).

 

[Snekposter]

Do it, do it. Question though: Are whites all one group, or are we going to have "Angry Southerner" and "Euro Soycuck" as playable options? Maybe even that rarest of all people, a manly Leaf?

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

sad niggers are sad

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

If you want to be a real racist you need to know and rate 1000+ different races and subraces, and properly correlate every race and subrace to its craniometrics, haplogroup, language family etc. If you only know 5-10 races leave racism to big boys

 

[goodmorning]

African:
-10 Intelligence
+10 Agility

Middle Eastern:
-5 Intelligence
+10 Hot Climate Endurance
UNIQUE PERK: Religious Zealotry +5 Damage against infidels

Asian:
-5 Agility
-5 Charisma
+15 Intelligence
OPTIONAL MONGOL SKILL FOCUS (Can switch to steppe rider focus at the cost of -15 intelligence, grants +15 agility)

Latin American:
-5 Intelligence
-10 Charisma
+3 Agility

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Middle Eastern:
-5 Intelligence
+10 Hot Climate Endurance
UNIQUE PERK: Religious Zealotry +5 Damage against infidels

European:
PROS: Invented racism.
CONS: Invented the EU.

UNIQUE PERK: Must accept one Middle Eastern card from opponents hand once per turn. These cards cannot be played and cannot be discarded, they do count towards the hand size limit.

 

[Stasi]

African:
-10 Intelligence
+10 Agility

Literally Oblivion stats lmao. You are strong, but you are also a dumb annoying nigger.

 

[atleast3letterslong]

 

[Tism the Return]

So what's the equivalent of Racexodia here? Other than drawing five different disabilities against any -PROGRESSIVE- keyword opponent I mean.