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This is a thread I can't content dig on bc one time I gave the internet the benefit of the doubt after landing on the front of 8ch and seeing a subforum /zoo was featured. I was like "oh, cute animal pics" clicked and was confronted by a man fucking a poodle.

Semper Fi, diggers.
was the poodle smiling or doing that like growl smile dogs do when you give them noogies?
 
it looked p upset with wide, hurt eyes.
I always read it was for their benefit

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"Hi, I've been lurking here for the last several months and finally decided to make an account today. So first of all hello! And thank you to the entire community for teaching me so much and being kind, welcoming and a great source of information.

I wanted to bring up the topic of birds, and ask if anyone else has a special fondness for these feathery little dinosaurs(; I havent seen much written about them in the zoo community. I made a post about it on beast forum once but people jumped all over me (clearly without reading my entire post) about how I'm abusing and hurting my birds.

It is completely true that any kind of penetration would kill or AT LEAST seriously injure the bird. However there are MANY ways of sharing a mutually pleasurable sexual experience that don't involve penetration or harming the bird in any way. I'm a female anyway, and male birds (besides some water fowl) don't have penises, and I have no desire to insert anything into them.

I have had many birds over the years but in the last 5 years my focus has been pigeons. Out of the 30+ plus pigeons I've kept, I have been sexually intimate with three, two cocks (male pigeon) and one hen. They were the animals that first made me realize I was a zoo, though I didn't have a name for it then.

I was watching their elaborate courtship rituals one day and found myself becoming extremely aroused. My first non human relationship was with a gorgeous pure white cock named Lucky. He was going through pigeon late adolescence, it was spring time and he was super horny. He was a very sweet good tempered bird I'd spent a lot of time working with and he knew two commands via whitle "come to me" and "go home" . We bonded a lot during this process and he would frequently ride around on my shoulder or head singing to me. As he became sexually mature he started to show interest in me as a mate. He would dance in circles, bow and coo longingly.

Having spent a lot of time watching my flock's behavior I knew what he was wanting. Pigeons are VERY affectionate, not at all like chickens (who's sex is often very rape ish in my experience and doesn't look like much fun for the hen) they spend a lot of time preening and kissing each other. It sounds weird but I can't think of a better word for it then kissing.

After some deliberation about ethics I decided there was little chance that he would suffer ill effects from my accepting his advances. I figured I could always stop if it was negatively impacting his relations with the other birds.So I went for it, I gave him beak "kisses" with my fingers which he loved. That was all the signal he needed, I was his girl from then on.

It was a beautiful and unique relationship, like nothing id ever experienced. He went almost every where with me perched on my shoulder, giving me kisses on my ears cheeks and lips. Most people found this adorable, and did not suspect anything was "wrong" with our relationship.

I only let him mount me in private though of corse ;) our actual sex was pretty tame but very sexy. He would mount my hand rub himself on me. His climaxes were super cute, he'd pant and flap his wings and cum a surprising amount for such a small animal. Sorry if that's too graphic for this sub, I can take it out.

The feeling of the wind caressing my hair and back as he churned the air with his wings before landing was a real thrill, like and angel had put his arms around me. Watching him fly was a joy beyond compare, seeing him circle hundreds of feet above me with his flock I could experience the sensations of flight vicariously.

Tragically, durning one such magical moment he was taken out of the air by a hawk, and I never saw my boy again. I was heartbroken and I still miss him terribly. It's the worst part of pigeon keeping, the most helpless feeling imaginable seeing your love snatched away before your eyes with no power to do anything but watch and scream.

It's an inevitable risk of the hobby, you lose birds sometimes. Unless you keep them caged all the time, but then what would be the point?

Anyway, I'd love to hear about other people's experiences with avian love, or thoughts on the matter in general. Hope some of you found this interesting!"

https://archive.is/nXAfA
 

The lunatic who wanted to have sex with a deer really blows my mind, especially how he still sees nothing wrong with that.

I know, I know, denial is a river that runs deep for some people, but when most people see a deer, they SHOULD think either "Bambi", "that's a trophy or pelt I haven't bagged yet" or "looks like dinner tonight" if they are remotely sane.

They should not think "I should try to rape it with my dick".
 
The lunatic who wanted to have sex with a deer really blows my mind, especially how he still sees nothing wrong with that.

I know, I know, denial is a river that runs deep for some people, but when most people see a deer, they SHOULD think either "Bambi", "that's a trophy or pelt I haven't bagged yet" or "looks like dinner tonight" if they are remotely sane.

They should not think "I should try to rape it with my dick".

 
"They should teach zoophilla in sex ed!" Um... no they shouldn't. What child wants to learn that stuff?!

So, I wanted to hear what others thought on this issue (though it's not something I really care to get in a heated argument over).

I'm of the opinion that, ideally, sexual education ought to be very comprehensive - far, far more than it is today. And considering the state of sexual education now, where we still have arguments about "abstinence-only education", I recognize that this is completely unrealistic - but consider it my endgame for an "ideal world".

So! With that in mind, sex education in an ideal world should include, among other things:

  • STD information and prevention.
  • How the plumbing and processes work.
  • Birth control methods and their success rates.
  • Information on rape, assault, and consent.
  • Gender issues for both men and women.
  • Homosexuality and bisexuality.
  • Trans* issues.
  • Critical examination of concepts related to sex (such as what "virginity" means, what "sex" means, what "orientation" means, and so on).
  • Current research, and the differences between cultures. Third genders, and different conceptions of "homosexuality", and so on. An interesting example.
  • An overview of the diversity of sexual practices, kinks, and so on.
This last category is where various things are addressed which help to illuminate the diversity of human sexuality, and also where things with "special considerations" come into play.

By special considerations, I mean things which could easily be abusive if care is not taken. Zoophilia is a good example, but not the only example. BDSM would be another practice addressed here, since there are important things which need to be addressed to keep a BDSM relationship clearly in the "healthy" spectrum, and not in the abusive, "50 Shades of Gray" spectrum.

Zoophilia likewise requires some special considerations. The importance of understanding body language very well (since so few people understand it), the dangers of certain sexual practices and items (allergies and whatnot)...

I don't think that these sorts of things individually should make up a large portion of the class, but I do think that there should be an overview that at least makes students aware that there are potential issues they must understand, and then, further information ought to be anonymously available for students to check out if they want.

I think such a thing would be very useful for avoiding accidental abuse or injury, and that's worthwhile in its own right. But hey, like I said, this is completely 100% unrealistic in our current state in the world, so take it as more of a thought exercise.

What sort of things do you think ought to be taught in sex education? Do you think zoophilia has any place at all in ideal circumstances?

https://archive.is/E1uOC

First of all, I have to think that horsecock is covered in mud and piss. I start by stroking his cock with warm, soapy water. I get the horsecock all hard and all clean. Then there's a problem: It's too big! I wrap my lips around his helmet and use my hands to stroke his shaft. Eventually, he fills my mouth with his hot, sticky love. I do my best to swallow it all. It tastes so sweet. Still, much of it winds up on my face. That's when you and I start to make love.

Am I weird, or is that a common fantasy?

https://archive.is/OfcD8

"UGHH! I'm tired of the community being full of CIS WHITE MEN!"

I feel like every zoo community I go to is overrun with cis white dudes who I can't really relate to outside the zoo experience. Which most of will roll their eyes at this post due to their ignorance of oppression outside the zoo experience...not saying all of you are ignorant about other issues, but most seem to be IMO.

I really need a zoo friend who I can relate to. Someone to chat with about political and everyday shit that doesn't necessarily involve zoo stuff. Send me a PM if you are interested in being pen pals at least.

https://archive.is/UWnAh

"THESE ARE MY ZOO HEADCANONS AND WHY THIS CHARACTER IS A ZOO!'

I just saw the Harry Potter prequel, and protagonist Newt Scamander seems a little zooish to me. This is because he has the following traits:
  • Carries a variety of animals around in a magical briefcase at all times.
  • Is affectionate toward said animals, speaking kindly to them and treating them as dear friends
  • Has difficulty relating to others in his society, and engages in minor criminal activity for the benefit of animals.
  • Strongly opposes anti-miscegenation laws (between wizards and other people), and empathizes with victims of prejudice.
  • Carries the musk of a rhino-like creature, using this and the creature's mating rituals to attract it toward his case.
I get the same vibe as with Kristof from Frozen. Did anyone else notice this?

https://archive.is/69AEf
 
I would have thought they'd ban this since they kicked off the Pizzagate freaks but...inconsistent standards.

Oh god why does this sub exist?
Nah, after fatpeoplehate Ellen Pao and co. are wary of getting rid of subreddits unless the negative reputation they accrue for reddit outweighs the potential controversy of deletion, ex. pizzagate. At just 5000something subscribers zoophilia is a small fry.

Of course it's Reddit of all places.

If you want to fuck with their discord, reporting it should get them shut down. Is it labeled NSFW? Because if it isn't then that's SHUT IT DOWN material.
Don't do that you retard.
 
It seems that even in the depths of the zoophile community there are sjws screaming about using verboten words. Dude, you want to roll your dog - being called 'dumb' instead of 'mute' isn't your issue.
 
Congrats this made me throw up in my mouth despite me having huge tolerance for messed up things. I can handle a pair of double z boobs on a fox I can handle sexual deviants who dress up as animals and fuck each other. I can't handle real live animals being raped.
 
Please god, let this entire sub be a :ruse:
 
These people rape their dogs so much that their dogs have night terrors.

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At least their dog is fighting back

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Getting knotted and sharing dog rape material

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Tony the Brony wants to fuck a wolf

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All of these people deserve to get doxxed. They should become persona non garta in their community. Fuck this assholes and fuck anyone who think that a dog can consens to get raped.
 
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