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if you go through the post history its pretty obvious what the "toy" is.

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that doesn't look healthy
 
"They warned me that the dangerously unsafe sex toy I bought was unsafe. Now my dick doesn't work and I need medical attention. I want money now. Reddit, what do?"
 
乙乙乙 said:
if you go through the post history its pretty obvious what the "toy" is.
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Based on that post alone, I assumed he'd shoved something up his arse and torn his colon. The reality didn't improve matters.

I'm not sure what his complaint is, though. Those "toys" are designed to essentially destroy your ability to get an erection over the long term. Sounds like it's working as intended.
 

Found this pretty shocking. Woman wakes up from sinuses surgery with lube dripping out of her. Apparently it's legal to let doctors practice pelvic exams on unconscious women without asking first in most of the US.

A lot of deleted posts but unfortunately reveddit and other such tools stopped working a while back. I don't know if there are other ways of viewing deleted posts now.
 
Fëanor Curufinwë said:
Apparently it's legal to let doctors practice pelvic exams on unconscious women without asking first in most of the US.
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The comments mention two states, not "most".

Although it is absolutely horrifying that in ANY state the doctors can just let the grad students root around in your pussy while you're unconscious.
 
Polexia Aphrodisia said:
The comments mention two states, not "most".

Although it is absolutely horrifying that in ANY state the doctors can just let the grad students root around in your pussy while you're unconscious.
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Oh my bad. I thought I read that it's legal in all but 20 states. Thanks for the correction.
 
Diesel Boogaloo said:
This is the same kid that didn't want to go to a fat camp last summer:
Links:
Part I: https://www.ceddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/8lx7yx/can_my_parents_make_me_go_to_fat_camp/
Part II: https://www.ceddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/8r5xo8/can_my_parents_make_me_go_to_fat_camp_update/
Part III: https://www.ceddit.com/r/legaladvic...y_parents_make_me_go_to_fat_camp_last_update/
Part IV: https://www.removeddit.com/r/relati...m_didnt_stay_at_a_fat_camp_and_my_parents_39/
TL;DR: he's 15, weighs 260 lbs / 118 kg, was sent to a fat camp, and then got kicked out back home for not participating in any activities and his parents were so disappointed in him that they didn't talk to him for three weeks.
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Update: the kid survived and lost some weight: https://www.reddit.com/r/loseit/comments/y1ajll/after_quitting_fat_camp_and_having_a_heart_attack/
fatso said:
After quitting fat camp and having a heart attack at fifteen, I dropped the weight and I'm now living my best life. 275 to 170!
A few years ago I posted some messages on a few different subreddits about my experiences with obesity, my parents, and being sent to fat camp against my will. I saw somebody posting about it on a discord... so I thought I would update.
I have lost the weight. I tried twice over the course of about a year and a half, first losing about forty pounds and then fifty, but each time I gained it back before having to restart. Early last year I tried again and that attempt clicked and I have since lost all the extra weight and even put on a little muscle by lifting. I still am not used to it... I catch myself making much more room than I need to when walking by people.
Four things that made this attempt different: 1. I tried less, which sounds like it doesn't make sense... I think by not "obsessing" over it as much as I did during the first two times it helped me not burn out and give up. I just counted calories without obsessing and did cardio/lifting 3 to 4 times a week, i probably ate 80% clean/20% dirty. It feels like less of a struggle and less work, I can eat happily what I do now forever and not feel like I'm missing anything, that wasn't as true with the diets I was doing before.
  1. I moved out at 17 to live with a friend's family and don't have much of a relationship with my parents anymore and it was easier to lose weight when not being around them. There's a lot of stuff I didn't talk about in the earlier posts some of which because I was too young to know what was happening. I was in denial about my situation and not pleasant to be around but my mother and stepfather were not responsible parents and neglected me more than I realized was appropriate. There were short periods where they would be very involved in my life to "overcompensate" for periods where they would go on trips for weeks, several for months, and leave me alone in a house filled with junk food which at the time I thought I loved but I realize was horrible. They were never abusive but they would rarely try to be "parents" and when they did it was always in extreme ways like sending me to fat camp and giving me dramatic speeches after not interacting with me for long periods of time. We had many verbal fights over the last few months i was living there and they refused to acknowledge any responsibility even though I was acknowledging mine. Once a woman who had been friends with my mom over the phone for over six years came to visit the house (she lived in another state and spoke to my mom over the phone almost daily) and said she didn't know my mom had a son.
  2. I have friends now who know my history and we go lifting together, it makes a big difference when you have people who like you and keep you on track. We play sports which is a great way to exercise (a lot of dodgeball sounds cringe but it's very fun)
  3. I read "meditations" by marcus, it helped me a lot.
other stuff:
  • I still take statins although the dosage has been lowered. I have another appointment in a few weeks which is the first time since I have lost all the weight. I am hoping I will be able to stop then, if not it will be what it will be.
  • In a comment i think i compared myself to nelson mandela by not exercising at fat camp that was very fucking cringe i am sorry. I had just read his biography at the time so it was in my mind... i was fifteen and dumb as hell... i will probably look back in the future and think i am dumb as hell now too.
  • I am taking classes at a community college, hoping to transfer to a university and graduate in either avionics or mechanical engineering or another similar field.
  • I am not depressed anymore. WE CAN GET MUCH HIGHER and the future looks bright. I have a girlfriend now, she's a supermodel from canada (no you can't meet her she goes to another school)
I will be honest i am not going to read most of them but there were hundreds of old messages in my inbox from people who tried to give me advice over the last few years... thank you for the positive thoughts. If any of you are in the same position i was you can make it out. The biggest thing I learned is that it's impossible to improve when you hate yourself, you have to care about yourself enough to want to get better. My problem was that i didn't know how.
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And while he's old enough to be allowed to have a thread, he no longer deserves one.
 
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