r/childfree - Where child-haters congregate

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acceptable said:
i want kids, but I'm not giving birth... no way. I'm not having my vagina ruined because that. i was adopted, and ill most likely adopt my kids. I've seen that miracle of life video they show in school, and that bitchs vagina gets wrecked. and there is also the problem of passing on my genetics, do i really want to bring a human into this world that looks and acts somewhat like me? no thanks. giving birth is such a fucking wild card, you never know what kind of fucked up meat fetus you've got growing in you. why take that chance? why not choose the baby you want? and no, kids who are adopted aren't always crazy as fuck. as long as you adopt them when they are an infant, the problems are minimal to none existent. it is crazy to think that there are kids out there who are 16 or 17 years old and are still waiting for parents to love them, and we have people like the Hartley hooligans mom, who just doesn't give a fuck. its the same with dogs... anyone who has ever adopted their four legged best friend from a shelter, knows what I'm talking about when i say that people should just slow down the breeding. oh and if your gonna pull that "its not my real child how can i love it the same" then your fucked up. cause if you just give birth and say you love the little alien, then your doing the same thing pretty much. it is your biological child, but bitch you aint even known the mother fucker for five minutes. how do you know you love it? ah I'm joking but still. don't knock adoption my friends.
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You should speak to @Connor Bible then.
 
y'all i was just fucking around lmaooo fuck kids though! shit id rather spend my money else where

pls don't actually fuck kids.

and also i don't recognize any of your guys usernames so I'm not surprised u didn't realize i was being sarcastic cause i don't think I've talked to any of you guys in the chat before..
 
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Anyways, I don't even see the point in making a subreddit only about/for people who choose to not have kids. Like what is the point, what are you gonna talk about?

"Hey Becky, what did you do today? "

"Oh, you know, had lunch with some friends, read a book, didn't have any kids..."

"Riveting."

It was only a matter of time before it devolved into hating on children, these people have basically nothing else in common to use the subreddit for.
 
I dunno, maybe it's just me, but back when I was lurking cf and cf_hardcore on Liveurinal for the lulz, I could have sworn the most adamant and steadfast (most unlikely to ever change their minds) hardcore cfers' problem was :autism: (verified by MANY, MANY of them having noise-sensitivity issues, such as a child screaming caused extreme discomfort or physical pain, which can be a thing associated with :autism:).
 
Dynastia said:
If you think anybody actually read that autistic screed instead of just saying "wow that's an autistic screed" and rating it appropriately you're retarded.
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But you don't knoooooooooooooooooow him and how UBER SARCASTIC he is! Spend more time in the chat, n00b!
 
Communities centered around a negative usually end up being stupid. Not having kids, not being religious, not fapping, those subreddits are all very stupid.

anyway, I get not wanting kids, or even not liking kids, but the way these people go about, being edgy and coming up with their own lingo, is just retarded.
 
One time my sister kept asking me why I didn't want to have kids of my own and it was mildly annoying so I explained. I am such a victim.
 
Even if the subreddit was only used for complaining about family that pressure them to have kids, they would still be lolcows.
 
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It's an old comment but still...wow.

For context, it was a comment from a video where a shark attacked a ray in the Georgia aquarium. It was gory, so of course children were freaking out and making tons of noise. But fuck those parents for letting their kids react.
 
Cake Farts said:
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It's an old comment but still...wow.

For context, it was a comment from a video where a shark attacked a ray in the Georgia aquarium. It was gory, so of course children were freaking out and making tons of noise. But fuck those parents for letting their kids react.
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Why is the chainsaw rusted? Wouldn't that mean it would have difficulty running properly?

I shouldn't even try to understand this autism.
 
Cake Farts said:
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It's an old comment but still...wow.

For context, it was a comment from a video where a shark attacked a ray in the Georgia aquarium. It was gory, so of course children were freaking out and making tons of noise. But fuck those parents for letting their kids react.
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that sounds like a great time actually, terrified tourists, screaming children and all. I gotta go find this video.

edit: great video. found that and the comment. the kids aren't even screaming and one is just like "hey look, that shark bit that shark" while standing next to a giant cloud of blood.

seriously I don't hear much screaming.

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OMG YOU GO, GIRL, THIS TOTALLY HAPPENED!!!
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Honestly, this one is a bit believable since people can be this kind of weird. Then again, we are talking about a community of people who are dedicated to shittalking parents so everything they say warrants a grain of salt.
 
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