Posted this in the tranny sideshow thread but it's more suited here:
Doreen, Doreen, Doreen, Doreen
I'm begging of you please don't kill my plan
Doreen, Doreen, Doreen, Doreen
Please don't force her to touch you even though you can
The sub all voted and they said no
But you took it upon yourself to go
On Fox News, of all the ones Doreen
Your beauty is not quite there
With greasy locks of unwashed hair
You sat there looking at the wall Doreen
Easy questions pointed toward you
So quick to react that's when you
Said the stupidest things possible Doreen
'Laziness is a virtue' you exclaimed
The host's eyes glittering with disdain
'20 hours a week' on dog walking Doreen!
3 minutes of pain now finished with
The sub about to bust a rib
A panic! the rules increase Doreen
You may claim it's all transphobic hate
But it's now r-slash-antiwork-gate
All you had to do
Was not go on Doreen
What do you do? You lock it down
All dissent removed with a frown
One point six million
People are let down Doreen
Doreen, Doreen, Doreen, Doreen
I'm begging of you please don't kill my plan
Doreen, Doreen, Doreen, Doreen
Please don't force her to touch you even though you can