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2/8 models are visibly pregnant.

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You just know anyone wearing this isn't even qualified to homeschool a hamster.
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I'm having Lularoe war flashbacks.
 
Speaking of the Rodrigues family, I remember when Jill & Co showed up at a funeral for some children and livestreamed it on her phone.

This article briefly mentions the funeral attending but there's only so much wtf you can fit into a few paragraphs. (Those parents of the dead kids were 1000% responsible for their deaths. It got pushed under the rug because American churches have more power than the mob.)
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Jill Rodrigues Countdown - Top 3 Strangest Behaviors

A few days ago I shared some updates after Jill's daughter Nurie got married, and clearly Jill summoned up someone to defend her who was... errrm, very
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Also, when two of the Rodrigues daughters, Nurie and Kaylee, were in a car accident Jill immediately put her hand out online, asking for a new car and new stuff to replace what was in the car even though their stuff was fine.
Here's a reddit thread about it because if I go looking for all the info on it from better sources I'm going to get MOTI and waste the rest of my day.
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r/CountingOn - [NSFW] [NSFW] [Rodrigues] Two daughters (Nurie and Kaylee?) got into a horrific car wreck

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multiverse said:
Jill jams her religion into the most ridiculous things. Oh look my husband is a moron who drank expensive sugar water and dye, haha that's a god fearing ministry family for you? How the fuck are those two things related?

Shall we remember Jill having a total meltdown because Nurie only sent her a photo for her pregnancy announcement - but her mother in law got a CAKE with SPECIAL FROSTING?
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Well that was just ungrateful. How dare mother Keller get something tangible because Nurie literally lives in an RV in their driveway (what's with fundies and their kids living in driveway RVs?) Jill deserved cake. So Jill hauled their entire mask maskless family in their RV down to Florida in the middle of a pandemic to interrogate her daughter in person for getting pregnant without her. The result was that insane 45 minute video of how great Jill is.

Edit: and how dare CPS visit them for neglecting their kids! It's perfectly normal to see children's, teens', and adults' skull bones, ribs and hip bones!

The boys:
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The girls:
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How old would you guess the two youngest are? 2 and 4? (For reference, the biggest girl in the back is 12.)
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They are 3 and 7. SEVEN. That tiny child on the right is a seven year old with sunken eyes, hair falling out, and the same size as a child half her age. They have never taken her to a doctor, but something is seriously wrong with Sophia. She just gets ignored for mama's miracle baby Janessa.
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They are all underweight or basically hovering just above it. I bet they barely feed them. I hate people like them.
 
@thecollinskids names:
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They couldn't throw in a "Mary" to make Jesus happy? These names are fucking awful and possibly limiting the childrens' future professional careers.
 
FatalTater said:
Speaking of the Rodrigues family, I remember when Jill & Co showed up at a funeral for some children and livestreamed it on her phone.

This article briefly mentions the funeral attending but there's only so much wtf you can fit into a few paragraphs. (Those parents of the dead kids were 1000% responsible for their deaths. It got pushed under the rug because American churches have more power than the mob.)
www.patheos.com

Jill Rodrigues Countdown - Top 3 Strangest Behaviors

A few days ago I shared some updates after Jill's daughter Nurie got married, and clearly Jill summoned up someone to defend her who was... errrm, very
www.patheos.com www.patheos.com

Also, when two of the Rodrigues daughters, Nurie and Kaylee, were in a car accident Jill immediately put her hand out online, asking for a new car and new stuff to replace what was in the car even though their stuff was fine.
Here's a reddit thread about it because if I go looking for all the info on it from better sources I'm going to get MOTI and waste the rest of my day.
www.reddit.com

r/CountingOn - [NSFW] [NSFW] [Rodrigues] Two daughters (Nurie and Kaylee?) got into a horrific car wreck

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[NSFW] [Rodrigues] Two daughters (Nurie and Kaylee?) got into a horri…

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Ah, yes, that time Jill crashed the funeral - for a family she didn't know - for several children who had died on a car accident.

Jill swooped on in with her 13 kids, HAD THEM PERFORM WORSHIP MUSIC at this funeral for several small children, and then took manic selfies with the mourning mother with all her many manically grinning blessings around them! Smile for mama! Sad how you aren't blessed like Jill is - do you need some Plexus? Sooo good for mourning the loss of all your children, let Jill tell you all about her five severe miscarriages, which were all far more painful than all your children dying in an instant.

Don't you feel better now?

And then Jill expected the mourning parents to feed her 13 kids in payment for them crashing the funeral and performing. She has not one ounce of shame in her body.

Edit: sorry. Wanted to correct some facts (it's been a minute since this happened).

The three children died in a fire, not a car accident. Jill & Co did not perform at the funeral - I believe she wanted too but was left unsatisfied. She heard about the situation online and drove with all of the children in tow. She marched and took a manic selfie with her eldest daughters and the mourning couple. Then she made a spectacle of herself during the service by shouting out praise

The story:
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The photos Jill took at the service including the selfie
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And here's a ween texting with the mom trying to get tea on Jill. The mom admits she had absolutely no idea who Jill is.
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Ah, yes, that time Jill crashed the funeral - for a family she didn't know - for several children who had died on a car accident.
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Didn't she also write and perform a eulogy for her still alive sister after she had a car crash? Or was that a different fundie?

Edit: it was her. Amy foster lost her legs in a horrific car crash, but lived, and Jill Rodrigues performed this... Bizarre eulogy for her legs, despite the fact that she was and still is alive

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She also has a baby cage in her rv

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Source: this article and fundie Fridays on YouTube
 
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Ah, yes, that time Jill crashed the funeral - for a family she didn't know - for several children who had died on a car accident.

Jill swooped on in with her 13 kids, HAD THEM PERFORM WORSHIP MUSIC at this funeral for several small children, and then took manic selfies with the mourning mother with all her many manically grinning blessings around them! Smile for mama! Sad how you aren't blessed like Jill is - do you need some Plexus? Sooo good for mourning the loss of all your children, let Jill tell you all about her five severe miscarriages, which were all far more painful than all your children dying in an instant.

Don't you feel better now?

And then Jill expected the mourning parents to feed her 13 kids in payment for them crashing the funeral and performing. She has not one ounce of shame in her body.

Edit: sorry. Wanted to correct some facts (it's been a minute since this happened).

The three children died in a fire, not a car accident. Jill & Co did not perform at the funeral - I believe she wanted too but was left unsatisfied. She heard about the situation online and drove with all of the children in tow. She marched and took a manic selfie with her eldest daughters and the mourning couple. Then she made a spectacle of herself during the service by shouting out praise

The story:
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The photos Jill took at the service including the selfie
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And here's a ween texting with the mom trying to get tea on Jill. The mom admits she had absolutely no idea who Jill is.
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How long has their Insta been on private? An insufferable narcissist like Jill must've been pretty spooked or annoyed about something to go private.

I love these writeups. Please keep them coming!
 
Annie Adderall said:
How long has their Insta been on private? An insufferable narcissist like Jill must've been pretty spooked or annoyed about something to go private.

I love these writeups. Please keep them coming!
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She got in trouble with the Keller-Duggers for blasting their shit online. She's been private since last summer, with a couple lapses. It's killing her to have to behave in order to be semi related to THE DUGGARS.
 
blue gopher snakes said:
She’s still far too thin. The fact that she stayed thin even after she and Nathan escaped Jill’s creepy-nailed clutches makes me pretty certain she’s dealing with an eating disorder. It would definitely track what with her horrible childhood curated by Jill and Shrek.

Poor Nurie. Being heavily pregnant, going through and then recovering from childbirth, and then the unpleasant reality of caring for a helpless newborn are all likely triggers for an even more intense relapse. Maybe I’m wrong. But I am reminded of Andrea Yates when I look at her: taken away from her (admittedly shitty) support network by her husband, destined/doomed to pop out baby after baby without reprieve, and a background of science-denial and dismissal of mental illness.

Anorexia is a bill that always comes due eventually in one way or another.

Anyone kept tabs on the Collins family? Karissa, Mandrae, and their perennially photoshopped brood of mixed race babies are pretty fascinating. For those that don’t know, she claimed that Jesus told her to deliver one of her babies in a Target. They all have wacky names:

Anissa, Andrae, Annistan, Anjalie, Andersyn, Aynjel, Ansyr, Anchor, Anthym

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I meant she looks better relative to how she used to look. I agree, she's still too thin. Eating disorders are pretty common in fundie women. Being heavier is strongly discouraged because it shows you're lazy and idle, thus a bad prospective bride. Additionally, eating disorders are frequently caused by feeling helpless because you have no control over your life and the only thing you can control is your food intake. After they're married and start going through pregnancies they need to snap back down to size so as not to be off-putting to their husbands, which can certainly lead to EDs too.

I don't think the Rod kids even know what a normal portion looks like and I know Jill previously mentioned the idea that eating more than your "fair" portion is greedy and sinful.

If you combine thinking a single chicken breast divided between all the Rodlets is normal (a thing that really happened on at least a couple of documented occasions) with thinking taking more than the minuscule portions you're used to is sinful it goes a long way towards explaining Nurie not putting on much weight. I'm not saying she doesn't have an ED, just that it's possible her fucked up understanding of what constitutes a healthy portion size might explain it too. But as I said before, EDs are very common in fundie circles.
 
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She got in trouble with the Keller-Duggers for blasting their shit online. She's been private since last summer, with a couple lapses. It's killing her to have to behave in order to be semi related to THE DUGGARS.
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This drama sounds delicious. I'm intrigued. What exactly does a fundie unable to read the room do to annoy the queen of vagina clown cars?

I've been reading the Fundie Wiki, and it's nice to see some of the next generation of the less prominent families are disavowing the more extreme aspects of quivering. Spreading out births and *only* having 3-4 kids is a marked improvement.

The Derrico Family looks interesting. So many natural multiple births and fraud convictions! Questions on if they're actually married! They named girl twins Dallas and Denver. Horrifying.
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Annie Adderall said:
What exactly does a fundie unable to read the room do to annoy the queen of vagina clown cars?
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Easy, Jill revealed the date of one of the Duggar kid weddings. Oh, and when they attended said wedding, they pulled up in their RV and expected to stay with the Duggars for an extended visit. They were invited to the wedding only, no one had any idea they pulled in for a looong grifting visit. They were politely told that no one was accepting guests at their home. Jill is now persona non grata at The Big House, and the only Duggars to attend Nurie's wedding were Anna and Josh. When Smugger is the guest of honor, you KNOW no one likes you.
 
Annie Adderall said:
The kids all look thin. The eldest daughter's little skit performance with her fiance about "Counting calories really isn't funnnnnn. Yum yum yumm" was sus. Why would you share that with your younger siblings that aren't even school age? I'm getting bad food relationship vibes from the oldest. Maybe mom has body dysmorphia, sees fat children, and puts them on diets/ministers to them about the evils of being chubby. But hubchubs is above her in the biblical food chain, so she doesn't address his looming BMI.
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Jill absolutely has body issues, she constantly brags about being trim, her kids being trim, and how Plexus keeps her trim. She even claimed that their thinness saved the oldest two daughters after a car accident since one was small enough to climb out of the car window.
 
blue gopher snakes said:
while her husband checks out mentally and often quite literally
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A black father being absent?! 😯 These mixed race fundie couples are ridiculous. What's the point on being all strict souper traditional and not even marrying someone of the same race? What is more modern and decadent than mixed race families? I'd give a monoracial secular family 100 times more respect. Doesn't matter what race they are. Nice hyper-consumption capitalism with the MLMs and crappy small businesses too. In traditional religions, we all answer to our ancestors and disrespecting them like this means you go to a bad place.
Also, people like Josh and Jim Bob Duggar should literally be shot.
 
I think I might have come across the Collins before while looking for brainless fetus content for Tard Baby. Did the mom ever blog about having a dead potato baby?

The Rods are horrorcows of the worst variety
Sweet Yuzu said:
A black father being absent?! 😯 These mixed race fundie couples are ridiculous. What's the point on being all strict souper traditional and not even marrying someone of the same race? What is more modern and decadent than mixed race families? I'd give a monoracial secular family 100 times more respect. Doesn't matter what race they are. Nice hyper-consumption capitalism with the MLMs and crappy small businesses too. In traditional religions, we all answer to our ancestors and disrespecting them like this means you go to a bad place.
Also, people like Josh and Jim Bob Duggar should literally be shot.
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You think the fundie family that starves their kids and crashes child funerals is more respectable than the mixed race one?
 
The Collins mom's posts are cringe. I could see her talking about her precious potato that only lived 7 minutes and had T13 with deleted chromosomes. However, it was still a perfect miracle from god who showed the evil baby killers that "incompatible with life" is a misnomer that is 100% wrong. Her baby didn't suffer for her vanity; it suffered for Jesus and will now go to Super Heaven to be with the purest Christians. :feels:

She's apparently anti-vax.

Can we do a poll on the stupidest Quiverfull names?
 
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This poor kid reminds me of photos of North Korean soldiers in the Joint Security Area. They wear uniforms that are obviously way too big for them in a very poor attempt to hide how thin they really are. And it's just as obvious here with how loosely his clothes hang. And since it's literally all he knows the cycle of abuse will continue. At least the Duggar family is allowed to stuff their faces with Chik-fil-a, looking at this kid I feel like if they ever made a Chik-fil-a run he'd get exactly one chicken nugget. Not even a small piece of waffle fry as a "side".

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Even without seeing his face you can tell that this kid is just as underfed as a soldier from a notorious regime.
 
Annie Adderall said:
Can we do a poll on the stupidest Quiverfull names?
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Just QF or all fundies? Heistheway is a daughter from the White family and is the worst name I think I've ever seen in my life but I'm not 100% which flavour is kool-aid they drink.

Their other kids have regular names except Pelaiah but even that is better than Heistheway.

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