🤝 Community Quiverfull Movement Lolcows - Starring the Duggars

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I actually saw the original post with the juror information and have screenshots of it. She posted pretty specific information about them, including several very specific workplaces and locations. It was really detailed and I was shocked that she thought it was alright to post it. I've got screenshots of it but I won't post them out of concern for jury tampering.

Very late, but holy fuck. How can someone be so fucking stupid???

I really hope there's rebuttal. Otherwise, it seems to me like the prosecution is kind of dropping the ball.
 
Very late, but holy fuck. How can someone be so fucking stupid???

I really hope there's rebuttal. Otherwise, it seems to me like the prosecution is kind of dropping the ball.
They're not. They just haven't gotten a chance to reply yet. And this shit is weeeeeeeeak. Do we know the ages of the jury members? Because even my tech-def Boomer mom knows that that is not even remotely how routers work OR passwords work.
 
I wonder if Josh is confident that he will be found innocent of all charges and in fact be apologized to and given a gold star for being first-born male and therefore superior to all others, or...
...is he hoping to get put in jail for at least long enough for the youngest kids to be grown when he gets out so he doesn't have to deal with the tiny amount of parenting he's expected to do?

Either way I'm trying to use my superpowers to transfer all the calories from the candy I just binged onto him. Angel that I am, I do not deserve more fatness but Josh Duggar deserves a clogged artery or two.
 
I wonder if Josh is confident that he will be found innocent of all charges and in fact be apologized to and given a gold star for being first-born male and therefore superior to all others, or...
...is he hoping to get put in jail for at least long enough for the youngest kids to be grown when he gets out so he doesn't have to deal with the tiny amount of parenting he's expected to do?

Either way I'm trying to use my superpowers to transfer all the calories from the candy I just binged onto him. Angel that I am, I do not deserve more fatness but Josh Duggar deserves a clogged artery or two.
The sad thing is he'll enjoy prison. Mama and Boob will put money on his books, as well as manage his finances. Josh is too high profile and a child molester; He'll be in the chomo block getting all the dick and cross dresser sex his perverted ass could want.

The Duggar parents will believe Josh has turned his cell into a monastery, praying and leading church services. Their "precious" boy can do no wrong.
 
They're not. They just haven't gotten a chance to reply yet. And this shit is weeeeeeeeak. Do we know the ages of the jury members? Because even my tech-def Boomer mom knows that that is not even remotely how routers work OR passwords work.

Most people are pretty tech inept. They're used to apps doing everything for them with minimal effort except for hitting INSTALL.

I'm hoping the visible discomfort the evidence caused for jurors really influences the outcome.
 
Jim, Jana, and Jed in the house. No Meech. Derek keeps showing up to support Anna. The Reber girl and her new Keller husband - her family's reward for housing Josh was to become Anna's sister in law - are also there. Austin also keeps coming; how financially beholden to Jim Bob are the young Forsythes? I wonder if he's funding their endless house flipping schemes in exchange for their obedience.
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This "expert witness" - who doesn't have a comp sci degree, and has no professional experience with Linux - is getting absolutely nailed to the floor in cross examination.

The best bit:

"The CSAM was streamed..."

"Does "streamed" mean "watched" by the person sitting in front of the screen?"

"Uh.... yeah."


Also of note: Smugger is a three minute man, to the suprise of no one.
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Edit: absolutely no mercy, gottdamn
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"He didn't have a child pr0n on his mac! He dindu nuffin!"

"He tried and failed to put child pr0n on his mac."

"I mean, yeah."
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This "expert witness" - who doesn't have a comp sci degree, and has no professional experience with Linux - is getting absolutely nailed to the floor in cross examination.

The best bit:

"The CSAM was streamed..."

"Does "streamed" mean "watched" by the person sitting in front of the screen?"

"Uh.... yeah."


Also of note: Smugger is a three minute man, to the suprise of no one.
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Edit: absolutely no mercy, gottdamn
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"He didn't have a child pr0n on his mac! He dindu nuffin!"

"He tried and failed to put child pr0n on his mac."

"I mean, yeah."
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>she isn’t even accredited in the field
:story:
 
>she isn’t even accredited in the field
:story:
Dude, it just got better.

Was the computer accessed remotely? Um, she's not sure. But maybe! The logs were deleted in a dastardly fashion! Does she have any proof it was accessed remotely? Um, no. But it's like Jesus - there's no proof he exists, but also there's no proof he DOESN'T exist. Ipso facto, she has FAITH Josh dindu nuffin, don't you?
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But Josh hisself told the officers that the router was secure and password protected? Um, okay, so she never actually examined the router at all, and has no idea what she's doing.
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Warning: Jim Bob is laughing it up like he's already bribed the entire jury. Which he may well have done.
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I'm sure RimJob has at least tried to bribe the jury. I just hope he didnt succeed.

I feel like if they don't convict, it will have to be because JB paid someone a significant amount of money and/or used whatever political ties he still has to call in favors.

From the sounds of it the prosecution has completely wiped the floor with the defense so far.
 
I heard that Michele Bush, their computer expert witness, hadn't taken any classes in Linux I was all 'LOL whut?' but then I find out she's even less qualified than I ever imagined.

Part of me is embarassed for women trying to be taken seriously in the workplace. I'm sure this idiot is being pointed at as a prime example of why girls shouldn't want to have "real jobs" when they grow up.
 
I heard that Michele Bush, their computer expert witness, hadn't taken any classes in Linux I was all 'LOL whut?' but then I find out she's even less qualified than I ever imagined.

Part of me is embarassed for women trying to be taken seriously in the workplace. I'm sure this idiot is being pointed at as a prime example of why girls shouldn't want to have "real jobs" when they grow up.
Here’s her LinkedIn. While you can be a completely acceptable computer forensics investigator without it being your primary field of study, that you ignored Linux is unacceptable.
 
I'm actually embarrassed for this woman.

"There's no evidence anyone accessed this computer. I just have a really big hunch someone did!"
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Um, she didn't actually do the homework, teacher. Sowwy!
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So Josh was geotagged in front of the CSAM; photographed a reflection himself in front of the computer as the CSAM downloaded; his personal banking and Instagram password was the Linux password; he was the only one working at the car lot as the partition was installed and the CSAM downloaded; and he literally wrote "Josh Duggar Was Here" on the Linux partition with CSAM.
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Gosh Mister Prosecutor, the alleged forensic computer expert sure would like it if you shared your class notes so she could get an A. Also, how could she possibly examine the router that's still sitting in the car lot office, if law enforcement didn't confiscate it? She's not a wizard!
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Okay, so maybe she doesn't know anything about Linux, or how to type an underscore, but she wrote a book report that's one hundred pages long. 100 pages! Clearly a long document full of word salad and doodles means she gets an A, and the three page report full of actual information fails the class, right?
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She may not understand what an underscore is, and maybe there isn't any evidence anyone did have remote access, but what she does know is that remote access means someone can be ANYWHERE, even Paris, so why aren't the police headed to Charles De Gaul Airport right now to line up each arrondissement for mug shots?

If only she could examine the router that no one is stopping her from examining!
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This is my favorite part.

"Do you see this photo of Josh Duggars face being reflected in the CSAM infected computer?"

"Wat is fase?"
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Dude, it just got better.

Was the computer accessed remotely? Um, she's not sure. But maybe! The logs were deleted in a dastardly fashion! Does she have any proof it was accessed remotely? Um, no. But it's like Jesus - there's no proof he exists, but also there's no proof he DOESN'T exist. Ipso facto, she has FAITH Josh dindu nuffin, don't you?
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But Josh hisself told the officers that the router was secure and password protected? Um, okay, so she never actually examined the router at all, and has no idea what she's doing.
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Warning: Jim Bob is laughing it up like he's already bribed the entire jury. Which he may well have done.
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Fucking goddamn. I don't think this bodes well at all.
 
Austin also keeps coming; how financially beholden to Jim Bob are the young Forsythes?
Iirc they aren’t, they’re there because it’s the first time that anyone has been honest about what happened to Joy. That’s a pretty good reason to show up.
Did the "facebook person" stop posting updates?
Yes, her relation to the case got outed and she started getting harassed by journalists. The mods of the group are now in a frenzy.
 
I'm sure the defense team is not coming cheap. Is Michelle Bush literally the only person billing themselves as a forensic expert that they could find to go to bat for Josh?
 
I'm sure the defense team is not coming cheap. Is Michelle Bush literally the only person billing themselves as a forensic expert that they could find to go to bat for Josh?
Apparently the defense already rested. Lmao.


 
Dude, it just got better.

Was the computer accessed remotely? Um, she's not sure. But maybe! The logs were deleted in a dastardly fashion! Does she have any proof it was accessed remotely? Um, no. But it's like Jesus - there's no proof he exists, but also there's no proof he DOESN'T exist. Ipso facto, she has FAITH Josh dindu nuffin, don't you?
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But Josh hisself told the officers that the router was secure and password protected? Um, okay, so she never actually examined the router at all, and has no idea what she's doing.
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Warning: Jim Bob is laughing it up like he's already bribed the entire jury. Which he may well have done.
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Imagine laughing and being high spirited during a fucking pedo trial for your son. This whole family is sick.
 
The defense only called two witnesses before resting: the Michelle Bush twit, and an uncover police office whose only connection to the case was to confirm if Smugger worked regularly at the car lot so they could serve a warrant there. The defense strategy sucked balls.

Michelle Bush is just so darn frustrated that bad ol' prosecution didn't seize the phones of the former employees so she could figure out this darn underscore thingie! The prosecution confirms that none of them worked there when Josh installed the partition and downloaded the CSAM. Michelle Bush gets pissy.
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Michelle Bush couldn't figure out how to download Tor with Snap Store, so obviously it is impossible to do, just like underscores. Plus, Josh is too dumb for command line! Except oh wait none of that is true.
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But what about the router which the defense could check out any time they wanted to find that dastardly Parisian who downloaded that CSAM? Jim Bob would certainly like to know! Prosecutor smacks this shit down: the download wasn't remote, and only Smugger was present when the kiddie porn was downloaded.
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Closing arguments are tomorrow morning. If Josh is going to run, it better be tonight.
 
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