Question for poop eaters

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Like roasted almonds with a hint of sea salt. The texture is that of a chia seed pudding made by a crunchy vegan Pinterest mom. Smooth, with a little bumpiness reminiscent of caviar. Every night, I scoop the umber delicacy with care out of my butthole that has been stretched the width of precisely 4.25 inches by years worth of extra large ribbed sterling silver plugs with faux raccoon tails attached to the end. I'd rather go naked than wear fur uwu. As I moan in ecstasy with the brown frosting adorning my face, I forget all about my inceldom.

I hope that answers your question.
 
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Like I'd ever eat poop, or would I? At least that would be my meta-ironic reply if I knew what meta-irony was.
 
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