Question for heterosexual kiwi men

[Space_Dandy]

If you had to have sex with a man, as in you taking it up the ass, but you could choose any man on earth, who would it be? Is there a better answer than @Null?

 

[Easy lasagna recipes]

ethan ralph because his dick is tiny, won't feel a thing

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

One who would pay me a lot and keep it a secret.

 

[DumbDude43]

the choice is clear

Spoiler

 

[Epic Fail Man]

You've kind of created a paradox here. You are asking a question to heterosexual men that heterosexual men cannot answer.

 

[Cloacan]

Mr. Clean would never hurt me or allow harm to visit me. I am in good hands.

 

[Executive Petrel]

Keffals.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

You've kind of created a paradox here. You are asking a question to heterosexual men that heterosexual men cannot answer.

A feminine penis has entered the chat....and the butthole, apparently.

 

[KingCoomer]

Somebody like the dude in that video whose dick is so small it looks like a belly button.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Adam West.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Bill Gates. I would then regret it in the morning and accuse him of rape, but accept a few million dollars to shut the fuck up about it.

 

[KittyGremlin]

Keffals.

A tranny is a 200 IQ move here since their dicks are tiny, degenerated and can't get up due to HRT. So chances are you'll feel nothing and get to bully them about it afterwards.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

If I have to do it, absolutely have to do it, there is no other option, then I pick Elon Musk, but charge $100 billion.

 

[Finger Pistols]

Your mother.

But being serious, probaby a femboy. They tend to have small dicks, so you wouldn't feel much. Not that I would know anything about that.