Question for Cats

[Dysnomia]

What kind of Cats are you?

 

[Fuzzy Sweetheart]

The fuzzy and sweet kind. Also the racist kind.

 

[Table Country]

I'm not a cat, but if I was one I'd be cool

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

A Density cat.

 

[OrionBalls]

I hate humans. I also hate other cats. Possums are okay, though. They don't fight me for food at The Bowl.

 

[MadStan]

I was pushing shit off the dresser the other day cause…well I like the sound it makes and it sometimes makes my owner feed me treats to get me out of the room. Anyways as she was shooing me away I noticed she moved this really nice vase away from the edge and put it back near the rear of the dresser. I figured it must have really meant a lot to her but obviously not as much as what I meant to her so I hedged by bets and when she went to work today I shoved that too off the dresser. It made a real nice sound as it broke. She came home all upset and all I had to was roll over and purr and all was forgotten.

I own this bitch.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

The sleepy kind.

 

[MadStan]

My servants put a credenza in my favorite sun spot so I can’t lay on the floor and stretch out - and to make matters worse they put lots of objects on top. I’ll think of something

 

[Cats]

Please refer to this post. Thank you.