Question for all the fathers out there

[Moths]

When I have kids how do I find the safest place to pickup cigarettes and milk? A lot of the dads I know tend to disappear when trying to accomplish this seemingly innocuous task.

 

[parsnip]

I like that you're preparing ahead of time. You'll be a great dad.

 

[HairyBadger]

You are going to be a great dad.

About two states over and make sure you set up new bank accounts.

 

[Ric Flair Woooo]

I went out for milk 18 months ago. As I walked into the store and around the corner, I suddenly lost all sense of direction. I looked around and there was no one to see. Aisles of gas station products stretched for miles in front of me. I've survived on Reese's and chips til now. Send help!

 

[Fat Gollum]

Just order them online

 

[dick brain]

Just don't knock up a flat bitch. Don't need to get milk when you've got milk at home.