Question about masturbation - TLP

[The Luigi Player]

If you sucked yourself off, would it be gay or considered as mouth/oral masturbation?

 

[SentinentCloud]

i have the strangest deja-vu right now

 

[eatler]

Gay because you don’t normally swallow juices when your masturbating.

 

[SentinentCloud]

Gay because you don’t normally swallow juices when your masturbating.

good distinction

 

[Pissmaster]

Straight because that means that jacking off is just a gay handjob.

 

[Dyn]

Gay because no heterosexual man has the abdominal flexibility to do that.

 

[dick brain]

 

[Rozzy]

If you sucked yourself off, would it be gay or considered as mouth/oral masturbation?

I dunno but it would mean you would have a very flexible body.

 

[Forsaken Wanderer]

I would say it's incredibly gay. Who the hell wants to put a filthy object from your crotch in your mouth that pee comes out of and is covered in weird hair, only a giant gay homo would think of such an activity

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

i have the strangest deja-vu right now

I swear this shit has been asked very recently but I went to the autistic lengths of browsing the last 2 months' Q&A threads and couldn't find it. Did Null talk about self sucking on MATI or something? Did it get an offhand mention in some huge recently featured thread?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Gay because you're going the extra mile to stimulate your sense of taste, thus must enjoy the taste of cock to endure it. No, jacking it doesn't mean you enjoy the feel of cock, because you hold it for other purposes too.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Gay because no heterosexual man has the abdominal flexibility to do that.

Lanny Poffo (macho man Randy Savages brother) could do it apparently