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The Queen back at Windsor after hospital stay

She is "in good spirits" after a one-night stay for preliminary medical checks, Buckingham Palace says.

www.bbc.co.uk

The Queen spent Wednesday night in hospital for preliminary medical checks and is now back at Windsor Castle, Buckingham Palace has said.
The 95-year-old monarch returned from hospital at lunchtime on Thursday and is "in good spirits", the palace added.
The Queen was said to be "disappointed" after cancelling a visit to Northern Ireland on Wednesday.
She was given medical advice to rest for a few days, after a busy schedule of public engagements.
In a statement on Thursday night, Buckingham Palace said: "Following medical advice to rest for a few days, the Queen attended hospital on Wednesday afternoon for some preliminary investigations, returning to Windsor Castle at lunchtime today, and remains in good spirits."

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The Queen was seen by specialists at the private King Edward VII's Hospital in central London, about 19 miles (32km) from Windsor. Her admittance is understood not to be related to coronavirus.
The overnight stay was said to be for practical reasons and the Queen was back at her desk undertaking light duties on Thursday afternoon.
The King Edward VII's is a private hospital in London's Marylebone used by senior royals, including the Queen's husband, the late Duke of Edinburgh, who received treatment there earlier this year.
It has been a busy period of official engagements for the Queen.
She was pictured hosting a Global Investment Summit at Windsor Castle on Tuesday evening alongside Prime Minister Boris Johnson.
An official record of the Queen's diary showed at least 15 other formal events during October.
On Wednesday, a Buckingham Palace spokesman said the monarch had "reluctantly accepted medical advice to rest for the next few days".
He said the Queen was "disappointed that she will no longer be able to visit Northern Ireland" - which would have involved an overnight stay.
She is expected to lead a royal delegation to the Glasgow COP26 climate change summit in two weeks' time.
Earlier this week, the Queen declined a magazine's award of Oldie of the Year, saying "you are only as old as you feel".
She "politely but firmly" turned down the award, but sent the Oldie magazine a message with her "warmest best wishes".
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Just a preliminary thread for now, but it's worth keeping an eye on, pretty sure this was how it started with Philip...

 

[Übertroon]

She's forever going to have been queen when the british empire collapsed in front of her and she did nothing.

 

[Easterling]

Its a sad day for reptillians everywhere.

 

[Morethanabitfoolish]

She had a good innings, that's a hefty chunk of history dying there.
I don't think we'll get a good successor to her any time soon.

 

[Rungle]

Theory, Prince Charles finally found his Mother's phylactery and destroyed it, releasing the many souls of British peasant's from 1700 till 2022.

An artistic recreation of the Lich Queens last moments

 

[Spunt]

Liz Truss has only been Prime Minister one day and she already killed the fucking Queen.

 

[Maude Snew]

Why was there even a queen? I didn't vote for her.

 

[JimmyNugget]

Royalists in Shambles. No one wants Charles, if he becomes king people will scream for the monarchy to dissolve. Lizzie was the last OG though may she rest in peace.

 

[cohensd]

Why was there even a queen? I didn't vote for her.

A watery tart threw a scimitar at her.

 

[Punished Neco]

Lel Charles is King now, Bongs are fucked.

Pretty sure the fact that they were fucked was completely sealed when the first openly Transgender MP was a Conservative. They should probably just rename themselves as I don't think simply being financially conservative warrants the name.

 

[JambledUpWords]

You not familiar with the conspiracy that the Queen plotted Diana's death and hated her?

I do know of it, it just seems like weird timing for “vengeance”. If I were vengeful after dying, I’d at least aim for a more premature death than 96.

 

[Freya]

She's forever going to have been queen when the british empire collapsed in front of her and she did nothing.

was she supposed to singlehandedly reverse global economic and demographic trends?

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

As a Kenyan, I say fuck the crown.
As a staunch proponent of democracy, I say fuck the monarchy.
That bitch should’ve died a week ago so Keffals’s campaign wouldn’t be trending on Twitter.

 

[I glow in the dark]

God sneed the King.
All memes aside the commonwealth is fucked, everyone is gonna wanna get out now

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

She reacted very badly to the Kiwi Farms cancelling campaign...
There will be no other Queen like her.
RIP Brenda.

 

[TheJelqster]

The Bri'ish had it coming tbh fam

 

[Phil The Thrill]

This is what Josh got the extraordinarily promising phone call about that filled him with unbridled optimism and nobody can convince me otherwise. Another dead on the hands of the Kiwis.

 

[JimGreen]

She would have wanted the site to be back too.

 

[Resident Cheeser]

Rest in Peace.

 

[LukeMcGregor]

Cool we have a king now. This will cause even more intense seethe.

 

[1IWednesday]

Hope that Charles can unseal her tomb to get his balls out of her clutches, and that the empire has a second dawn. RB