Putting on pants is overrated

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

I have to walk to Safeway and I have to put on pants. I have a knee length night shirt and it is 70F outside. WTF does society force me to wear pants? GODDAMN MY LIFE.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

WTF does society force me to wear pants?

It doesn't. Put on some underwear faggot

 

[drfuzzyballs]

I wish kilts were still part of normal dress.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

It doesn't. Put on some underwear faggot

Still can't go out in a nightshirt, lol.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Still can't go out in a nightshirt, lol.

Bitches go outdoors in pajamas, what's your excuse?

 

[Grub]

Couldn't you wear shorts?

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

They wear pajama pants?

 

[Lake]

Still can't go out in a nightshirt, lol.

What kinda yeller quittin' talk is this? Get out there and forge the pantsless world you want. Other lazyasses will surely follow.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

It's called a dress, dumbfuck.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

I'm glad that it is a social norm to wear something bc there are way too many people out there who I don't want to see without pants. Or clothes.

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

Still can't go out in a nightshirt, lol.

You're legally covered enough to be in public, but a store might have a "pants required" policy and be able to refuse you business. Although, I'd be surprised if they did, because they'd be turning down your money.

 

[Waifu Days]

I'm glad that it is a social norm to wear something bc there are way too many people out there who I don't want to see without pants. Or clothes.

Heads up. I'm naked under my clothing.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

I'm glad that it is a social norm to wear something bc there are way too many people out there who I don't want to see without pants. Or clothes.

Including me. I am just being polite.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Just go out naked. The cops will chase you, but at the end of the day nobody’s going to tackle the naked crazy person.

 

[dick brain]

>be woman
>fight to be allowed to wear pants
>be allowed to wear pants
>complain about it

This is both literal and figurative

 

[Testacles Maximus]

I guess technically you could wear a trench coat, but if you pass any playgrounds you should put on a spiderman mask so the children aren’t uncomfortable.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Taking off pants is overrated. Especially @Blobby's Murder Knife 's pants.

 

[eatler]

Just go out naked. The cops will chase you, but at the end of the day nobody’s going to tackle the naked crazy person.

Channel this guy

 

[Waifu Days]

The sheer engineering that goes into pants for deathfats amazes me. Just like a cathedral, they hold a lot of mass.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Just put on a big belt and cinch it.