Punt the Gunt - Null, PPP, and other fatties compete to lose weight.

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Who will win?

  • PPP

    Votes: 64 41.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 53 34.2%

  • Gahoole

    Votes: 7 4.5%

  • Ralph

    Votes: 4 2.6%

  • Perspicacity

    Votes: 1 0.6%

  • Bryan Dunn

    Votes: 2 1.3%

  • Sanguine Firmament

    Votes: 5 3.2%

  • Someone else

    Votes: 32 20.6%
  • Total voters
    155
  • Poll closed .
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Punt the Gunt is a weight loss competition organized by PPP. What started as a bet between Null and Ralph quickly fell apart. PPP stepped in to goad Null into competing against him instead. When that didn't work, PPP put out an open challenge to anyone with a camera who wants to lose weight.

The Rules:
Video explaining the rules and rambling
Competitors weigh in every Tuesday before 7 pm Eastern. Weigh-in Youtube video links are sent to PoweroftheTruth on Twitter.
Contest ends January 1, 2022.
Two categories:
1. Most weight lost overall
2. Percentage of body weight lost
3. Bulking for those who need gains (Surfer)

The Competitors:

Current Frontrunners
Most weight lost: Spiteful Git losing 39.5 lbs
Percentage lost: 1,2 losing 12.4% starting weight
Bulking: Surfer gaining 10.5 lbs

PPP (fatass streamer)
Starting weight: 358.3 lbs
Current weight: 323.7 lbs

Null (host of Mad at the Internet)
Starting weight: 269.0 lbs (122.0 kg)
Current weight: 260.1 lbs (118.0 kg)

Gahoole (@Gahoole, owner of tvch)
Starting weight: 230.3 lbs on Aug 2
Current weight: 230.2 lbs

Ethan Ralph (host of the Killstream)
Starting weight: 274.8 lbs on Jul 30
Current weight: 259.4 lbs

Bryan Dunn (exceptional individual)
Starting weight: 282.4 lbs
Current weight: 275.4 lbs

Surfer (PPP's sidekick)
Starting weight: 168.4 lbs
Current weight: 178.9 lbs

Stairway Spirit (some fat woman)
Starting weight: 221.8 lbs
Current weight: 213.2 lbs

Igor Carroll
Starting weight: roughly 270.5 lbs
Current weight: 262.4 lbs

Cornfield
Starting weight: 187.4 lbs (85 kg)
Current weight: 183 lbs (83 kg)

Bowlcut Nationalist (Moon Man)
Starting weight: 186 lbs
Current weight: 173.2 lbs

Ronnie Park / "Ronnie Ralph"
Starting weight: 265 lbs
Current weight: 250.4 lbs

Spiteful Git
Starting weight: 392.2 lbs
Last weight: 352.7 lbs on Aug 17

1,2 (@1 2)
Starting weight: 205.0 lbs (93 kg)
Current weight: 179.7lbs (81.5kg)

Punished Benito
Starting weight: 148.2 lbs
Current weight: 149.6 lbs

Skater
Starting weight: 154.0 lbs on Sep 7

Redneck Surfer (no relation)
Starting weight: 191.4 lbs
Current weight: 186.6 lbs

Yiros MC
Starting weight: 237.9 lbs (107.9 kg)
Current weight: 224.7 lbs (101.9 kg)

Gwyn
Starting weight: 267.4 lbs
Current weight: 249.8 lbs


Those who have not weighed in this week are hidden in the spoiler below.
The Red Lady
Starting weight: 243.2 lbs

Skillot
Starting weight: 258.9 lbs (117.45 kg)

Sanguine Firmament
Starting weight: 487.0 lbs :gunt:

Clemmy
Starting weight: 265.4 lbs

Perspicacity (@Perspicacity)
Starting weight: 229.2 lbs
Last weight: 230.2 lbs

Colonizer Archer
Starting weight: 344.2 lbs
Last weight: 333.4 lbs

Floyd
Starting weight: 242.8 lbs on Aug 10

GUNT EYED
Starting weight: 247.2 lbs on Aug 10

Gunt Eyed Wife
Starting weight: 127.0 lbs on Aug 10

The Cynic in Chief
Starting weight: 196.6 lbs
Last weight: 192.0 lbs on Aug 17

Pike
Starting weight: 370.4 lbs
Last weight: 361.0 lbs on Aug 17

No Trees
Starting weight: 199.0 lbs
Last weight: 197.2 lbs on Aug 17

"Cecil McFly"
Starting weight: 192.6 lbs on Aug 10
Last weight: 192.0 lbs on Aug 17

LuLuw
Starting weight: 180.2 lbs on Aug 10
Last weight: 177.9 lbs on Aug 17

Cicada C
Starting weight: 257.7 lbs (116.9 kg)
Last weight: 253.1 lbs (114.8 kg) on Aug 24

Carly
Starting weight: 179.4 lbs
Last weight: 171.2 lbs on Aug 24

Cody Coyote
Starting weight: 237.4 lbs on Aug 17
Last weight: 236.4 lbs on Aug 24

Garth Marengi
Starting weight: 227.3 lbs (103.1 kg) on Aug 10
Last weight: 216.7 lbs (98.3 kg) on Aug 31

Lynks
"Started at 210" Not shown.
Starting weight: 204.8 lbs on Aug 10
Last weight: 202.4 lbs on Aug 31
 
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You already fucked up buddy, they're allowing weigh-ins on friday in addition to tuesday bc that's what the Ralphamale is doing. They just want you to choose one day or the other.
 
Tom Myers said:
You already fucked up buddy, they're allowing weigh-ins on friday in addition to tuesday bc that's what the Ralphamale is doing. They just want you to choose one day or the other.
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I believe Ralph is an unwilling participant and is just included in the contest for people to dab on. It doesn't matter what day he does his weigh-in as long as everyone else's is Tuesday.
 
resident said:
I believe Ralph is an unwilling participant and is just included in the contest for people to dab on. It doesn't matter what day he does his weigh-in as long as everyone else's is Tuesday.
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thanks for explaining the joke buddy
 
I was pleasantly surprised to see how many weigh ins included "oh no, I've been gunt doxed" or "you've seen my floor, now you know my exact locations"
 
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How many gunts will it take to shame Shannon "Gator" Gaines into participating? Taco Bell no longer serves the Mexican pizza he so loves, so his pizza day has already been cancelled for him
 
God damn what a bunch of fat fucks. Glad you guys are taking some initiative and losing weight though, props.
 
I shouldn't be as shocked as I am at the sheer size of these internet nobodies, and yet I am.

Voted for the manblob or the dark horse option.

Null PPP and Ethan aint winning shit
 
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